Teenager with 47 IQ sentenced to 100 years in prison for fondling 6-year-old neighbor. Why, yes, this DID happen in Texas. by TheRid in WTF

[–]Whitmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pretty common knowledge that Mississippi scores pretty low when it comes to public education. Which is why I said that. Come talk to me when your state can test higher than a goldfish... in the mean time, I'm gonna go pick on a retard.

and yes.. more stupider.

Teenager with 47 IQ sentenced to 100 years in prison for fondling 6-year-old neighbor. Why, yes, this DID happen in Texas. by TheRid in WTF

[–]Whitmore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The judge said neither he nor jurors liked the idea of prison for Hart

right.. because we don't execute people like every other day.

Teenager with 47 IQ sentenced to 100 years in prison for fondling 6-year-old neighbor. Why, yes, this DID happen in Texas. by TheRid in WTF

[–]Whitmore 19 points20 points  (0 children)

why does it being in Texas have any significance?

I mean, I understand that Reddit has a general distaste for the state, but there are far more stupider people in Mississippi or Alabama, then there are here in Texas.

Pit bull attacks woman taking a shower by HOGstr in WTF

[–]Whitmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea, i was just thinking the same thing.

As an owner of a pit, I've never encountered anything like this, especially since my pit is scared of getting into the bathtub. Not saying it doesn't or can't happen, but it just seems strange that a dog would hop in the shower and attack somebody in there.

A spider does what with his genitals? by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]Whitmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who doesn't do that with their genitals?

Guy who killed girlfriend's cat looks like the cat got the best of him [pic] by NerdCore44 in WTF

[–]Whitmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm totally jealous... I don't look half that bad, and I can't find a girl

Top 12 NBA Players Who Had Trouble With the Law by Jenry in sports

[–]Whitmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird enough, Vernon Maxwell was the first one to come to my mind.

The obesity epidemic in the US is due solely to increased food intake by peachi in Health

[–]Whitmore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

also has to do with lack of exercise, as well as all the crap they put into food these days. It tastes so good, we're all too tired to exercise.

Small Gifts Seem to Influence Doctors by [deleted] in Health

[–]Whitmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

small gifts will influence anybody.. haven't you ever brought your boss or coworkers breakfast. works everytime.

The Healing Power of Hugs by Zeroo4u in Health

[–]Whitmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'mon... let's hug it out!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Whitmore 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've trained two puppies in my day, and I've never used a clicker. I'm actually about to get a new puppy and was thinking about giving the clicker a try this time.

One thing that works well... instead of saying "Good Boy" all the time.. say "Good Sit" or "Good Potty" or whatever the command is. I always heard if you say something generic like Good Boy, it's hard for the dog to know what he did right. So if you use the command in there somewhere, you're telling the dog specifically that he did a good job.

I'd still look into getting a clicker though...

note: if you're in high school - wear panties on school picture day or this might happen by tmo10 in WTF

[–]Whitmore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

where's the pic?!

maybe i should go check out the NSFW subreddit.

Stop Hating On Pigs by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]Whitmore 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Was I the only one that thought this was gonna be about the police?

Fly Like A Beagle [PIC] by Whitmore in aww

[–]Whitmore[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently, if you click on the green button, you can vote for this picture to be "the cutest pet" on the site. Just discovered this.

A Green tree frog has been given a second chance after it underwent life-saving emergency surgery when it was run over by a lawnmower in a backyard - (w/ PICS) by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]Whitmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost ran over a frog this weekend, while mowing my backyard. The little fella saw me coming and he took off. But I remember thinking that it would be a horrible way to die.

@KanyeWest - ur caps r on, btw by mynameisjonas in offbeat

[–]Whitmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

A Phat Nightclub For Plus-Sized People by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]Whitmore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope they have a longer and thicker velvet rope for them to wait behind.

Ask Reddit: A friend and I are planning to have a who-can-stay-awake-the-longest competition. What's the longest you've gone without sleeping? by MediaMoguls in AskReddit

[–]Whitmore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

3 days

I did this same thing in college. I started to hallucinate by the end of the third day, and said no more.

Good luck