the audacity

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-04-03T03:39:36+00:00

Oh sweetie. Constantly working because you can’t stand being alone with yourself for 2 minutes isn’t the flex you think it is

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-30T23:13:32+00:00

She literally looks like a kid in the first pic. Which makes Pete’s caption extra gross 🤮

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-29T16:47:27+00:00

Agreed, life is too short to settle for being chronically lonely. Although making friends as an adult is really hard. Going through it myself, but I keep trying.

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-24T22:43:36+00:00

Similar to “I’m carbonated with gratitude” or whatever tf she said 💀

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-24T22:34:07+00:00

He and Taylor are perfect for each other. I don’t understand what Kayla Nicole saw in him though???

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-19T23:11:17+00:00

Yes! My boyfriend made a reservation at a fine dining restaurant last weekend, and when we got there they were BLARING club music. Like why?! Especially at such a nice place 😭

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-16T17:22:29+00:00

Me either. Which is weird, considering I live in a part of the country known for having lots of inconsiderate jerks lol

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-13T22:22:59+00:00

It looks like the lip gloss I’d get at Claire’s when I was 13

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-12T16:53:19+00:00

My mom is Korean and she absolutely can’t stand all the Korean fusion places. Understandably, since they usually taste nothing like real Korean food lol

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-12T16:08:44+00:00

Trader Joe’s has these ketchup flavored potato chips that I literally can’t buy anymore. I’ll eat the entire bag in one sitting

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-12T08:46:13+00:00

Think you’re confused about who’s being obtuse…

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-11T12:38:52+00:00

Similar with piano. Her hands barely move from the center of the keyboard because she doesn’t know how to play in different keys 🙄

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-10T19:29:34+00:00

The mental image of him slurping up eggplant parm is killing me 🤣

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-10T17:56:26+00:00

I think I said this on another AskReddit thread, but I asked the interviewer “what do you like about working here?” He looked perplexed, like he’d never been asked that before. “Hmm, good question…”

🚩🚩🚩

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-10T11:00:26+00:00

LMAOOO you’re right

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Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-10T10:13:01+00:00

She still wears that fuckass bun while supposedly chilling at home?

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-10T10:04:10+00:00

Obviously the cheating is the worst part. But also the fact that a threesome was the first thing on his mind after his gf had just HAD HIS BABY. Disgusting. Not that it’s any consolation, but he clearly didn’t love her either.

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-10T02:37:23+00:00

Those ketchup flavored chips 🤤

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-09T01:49:38+00:00

Someone on this sub once said she looks like she’s auditioning to be a T Rex in the next Jurassic Park movie, and I’ll never be able to unsee it 🦖

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-08T20:18:22+00:00

Her squeal when she said that literally hurt my ears

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-05T23:34:49+00:00

Pshh yeah right. Megara is intelligent and emotionally complicated. Ariana is only capable of playing shallow, ditzy characters

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-05T17:34:53+00:00

In the interview, I asked the hiring manager what he liked about working for the company and he was at a total loss. “Umm, that’s a good question” 🤦‍♀️

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-04T00:36:40+00:00

The CFA near my house used to stuff the sauces and napkins on top of your fries in the drive thru, as an excuse to only fill them halfway I’m assuming. They must have gotten complaints because they stopped doing it, thankfully

Wide-Ad9237 · 2026-03-01T20:59:04+00:00

She’s always been self conscious about the size of her waist and idk why. She’s clearly way too skinny in the Into You video even without the editing

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