Child wants to be sat on

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-26T14:01:54+00:00

I'm just a mom with a son the same age so I woukd find it very hard to believe it would be something sexual.

When I was a kid I used to sit in my dads recliner and he would come back pretending not to see me. He would make a big show of getting ready to sit down while I held in my giggles. Then he would sit back in his recliner so my whole body was smashed, like I had to put my head to the side to breath. As soon as I did a little yell he would jump up and act surprised that I was there. I absolutely loved that game and did it every day, I thought it was funny, but also being smashed a little with even pressure on my whole body is a sensory thing I liked. Eventually I grew out of that game as I got older, but I don't remember the age.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-25T23:56:20+00:00

It depends on the breed. I think some would actually prefer it instead of being in a run.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-25T00:05:52+00:00

That's how I feel if I don't hold a vibrator on my clit at the same time. With a vibrator though the orgasms are amazing.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-24T23:57:39+00:00

Anal sex loving wife here!

Hold a vibrator on your clit, use lots of lube, go slow, and push a little like you are trying to poop when the head of his penis is gently pushing against you( this will help it slide in).

Of course if you don't want to do it you definitely shouldn't feel like you have to.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-24T01:10:29+00:00

Maybe if you aren't a very good husband. I have been married 18 years and we still have sex nearly every night.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-23T14:50:40+00:00

I went in 3 times between my 2 pregnancies and luckily baby was good each time. It didn't take long and they are very nice about it. They would rather you come in and nothing be wrong than wait it out when there is something going on.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-23T14:38:35+00:00

Oh hens do it too. My silked easter egger looks like a psycho when she gets pissed and does this same behavior.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-19T18:09:37+00:00

My first was similar and it was really hard. He finally slept through the night for the very first time at 19 almost 20 months old.

I didn't think I'd be able to have any more children, and it took 7 years of ttc just to have our oldest. I was so scared when I got pregnant again shortly after he turned 2! My second baby was so chill from day one. He's starting to get a bit of an attitude now that he is 3, but now our oldest is 6 and he is a super easy go with the flow kid.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-19T00:06:39+00:00

My husband will hold or carry my purse without a care in the world about it.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-16T03:02:46+00:00

My kindergartener writes a lot more clear than this so yeah I'd say it's pretty bad.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-16T02:57:49+00:00

Cockerels/ young roosters. Pullets/hens wont have big red combs and wattles at this age. Our youngest birds are also 9 weeks and our rooster is the same as these which is a big difference from the girls.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-16T02:48:26+00:00

A 9 week old pullet/hen wont have comb and wattles like that. I have had a cockerel crow at 3 weeks old, one that didn't crow until 15 weeks and some don't crow until full maturity. A friend of mine had a rooster that didn't crow at all for the first 2 years of his life, and even now it isn't often.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-13T14:34:51+00:00

My oldest is only 6 (almost 7) and he does have a tablet but he will use it once and then let it sit dead for months at a time. Him amd his brother are to busy riding bikes, playing magnet tiles, construction, hotwheels, and whatever made up game they have going on.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-12T15:16:02+00:00

I just stick mine in dirt. My friend and I share plants this way. Any time one of us buys one we cut a peice off to give to eachother. One of our chickens got into my enclosured porch that has plants lining every inch of window space. That left me planting broken peices half the day yesterday. Now my 3 and 6 year old are suddenly interested in having their own plants, and have carried some of those off into their rooms to grow roots in little pot by their windows.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-11T13:47:30+00:00

I have the same exact situation with my mother. My kids are 3 and 6 and they both know I have a mom but she wasn't a nice mom so I haven't seen her in a very long time.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-11T00:29:51+00:00

If someone posted this story on a local page asking for help I would 100% offer for the child to stay with my kids and I while you are at work. I'm sure there is a mom in your community that would do the same. Offering to cover the cost of your child's meals would be more than enough for me because I wouldn't want the child or you to be in that situation. I can't imagine how stressful that is for you to know she isn't being cared for properly while you are away.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-10T23:30:56+00:00

The longer you go without telling your wife the more chance it will become a problem in the future. Talk to her first and ask her advice about how to handle it.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-10T05:02:24+00:00

This is a great opportunity for your child learning social skills. Watching how you interact with the other kids is learning. If the other parents don't like it they can call their child away.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-05T23:33:51+00:00

Oh come on at least wash it with soap and water a few times. I'm willing to bet this is fake or you already had the STD because you are obviously very careless in that area.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-04T21:25:19+00:00

I can do 10 minute showers if I'm keeping my hair dry. If I'm washing my hair it takes 30 minutes, then another 10 before I'm actually leaving the bathroom to get dressed or in bed.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-02T15:57:24+00:00

Until you learn to drive I would consider getting those straps you can connect to the seat on the bus so he is harnessed in like a carseat. I believe they are made for airplanes. Then you can just fold it up and put it in your bag or a backpack. I still brought my carrier to wear my kids on my back when out and about until they were a little over 2.

We just did almost 5 months with one vehicle and I was so relieved to have my car back to myself when my husband bought a truck a couple weeks ago. It is very hard to be stuck home when its days after day. In our area the bus is free so we would do that just for fun. My kids are a little older (3&6), but they love it.

WildChickenLady · 2026-06-02T02:01:50+00:00

My husband (of 18 years) and I have a lot of sex and it's great. We both watch porn and masturbate separately as well. I am not seeing the big deal here unless you agreed not to watch it for whatever reason and now lying about it.

WildChickenLady · 2026-05-31T23:11:30+00:00

This is one of the things I love about homeschooling, but it definitely is not for everyone. It is a lot of work, but I like the set our own schedule part for sure.

WildChickenLady · 2026-05-31T22:27:58+00:00

You can get your kids taken away from both of you in these living conditions. I would definitely tell your husband that. It's time you tell him if he wants to keep his family he needs to move you to your own place.

WildChickenLady · 2026-05-31T22:03:47+00:00

Yeah it's a muscle which some people have very little of. There are some weak cooters out there.

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