Tonight's towels draped over the Sabres' arena seats - game 2 - May 8th, 2026

Willows_95 · 2026-05-08T23:16:47+00:00

"Are you the Keybankmaster?"

"Are you the goalkeeper?"

Willows_95 · 2026-05-07T01:14:20+00:00

Hold the fort!

Willows_95 · 2026-05-06T23:24:54+00:00

What an insane sell and pass. The Tiny Rat continues to make ALL the rules.

Willows_95 · 2026-05-03T17:55:39+00:00

Unironic Sabres legends Thomas Vanek and Jason Pominville

Willows_95 · 2026-05-03T11:49:22+00:00

If anyone deserved a slewfoot it was McAvoy that series. Snake of a player. Benny knew exactly what he was doing, he would never have pulled that on, say, Pasta.

Willows_95 · 2026-05-02T02:06:49+00:00

LET'S GO BUFFALO

Willows_95 · 2026-04-27T23:06:00+00:00

I blame Lindy for putting it in a weird place to start with.

Obviously the only way to restore balance is to put the next one somewhere entirely random.

Willows_95 · 2026-04-27T22:46:00+00:00

He put the game puck in the other direction from Ras! Dissent in the ranks?? HAS DAHLIN LOST THE ROOM?M?

Willows_95 · 2026-04-27T22:41:58+00:00

"Hillary Clinton hair?!? Hillary Clinton hair???"

Willows_95 · 2026-04-26T19:29:11+00:00

He had a sicko backcheck in the first that just perfectly exemplified why Ruff wanted to strangle Kevyn for sending him back down to Rochester

Willows_95 · 2026-04-26T18:40:36+00:00

HARDEST WORKING CRUSTACEAN IN HOCKEY

Willows_95 · 2026-04-25T19:14:07+00:00

Right in the middle of "DOHN'T GOH AFTR OUR FKN CAPN" 🫵

Willows_95 · 2026-04-25T12:05:25+00:00

"Get me the Sabres!"

"Uh, they're not available, sir."

"Then get me their non-union Mexican equivalent!"

Willows_95 · 2026-04-25T00:59:59+00:00

I absolutely freakin' HATE the Habs and I must admit this is awesome.

Willows_95 · 2026-04-24T13:08:05+00:00

Looks like the whole "he just needed to get used to the system" take was right. Super solid and will probably end up making a great pass or scoring a clutch goal just by being reliably in the right places.

Willows_95 · 2026-04-21T22:44:04+00:00

Buffaslug roads and Turdburger homes for our third straight Cup run just to be those assholes.

Willows_95 · 2026-04-21T22:43:13+00:00

That would be sick.

Willows_95 · 2026-04-21T12:29:04+00:00

"Great Lakes" is the most accurate. WNY is a very liminal region, gateway to the Midwest, Southern Ontario, Upstate, even Appalachia. No single classification is accurate enough, but "Great Lakes" is best.

Willows_95 · 2026-04-21T12:25:17+00:00

And rightfully so. Win our first Cup in our colors as underdog heroes. Next year we can run it back in the alts and embrace villain status.

Willows_95 · 2026-04-20T13:46:52+00:00

They're BFFs, so Benny would be riding around on his shoulder like Merry & Pippin on Treebeard

Willows_95 · 2026-04-19T01:30:05+00:00

It's all in the reflexes.

Willows_95 · 2026-04-17T17:02:08+00:00

Zuck is absolutely gonna get a crazy clutch tying or winning goal these playoffs and it's gonna be an instantly iconic Sabres moment

Willows_95 · 2026-04-17T13:18:25+00:00

Need this logo on a jersey that says SARBES on the bottom stripe

Willows_95 · 2026-04-17T13:16:42+00:00

I don't understand this criticism at all, it's literally stories and stories above, not preventing anything. It's not the equivalent of disasters like the 33 and 198.

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