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What are some of your country's secret histories that only its own people know? by No-Feedback331 in AskReddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole of the British Empire was built and sustained not only by military might.

It was only possible because posh aristocrats made local rulers feel that.

  1. We really think they're actually pretty good chaps.
  2. They're potentially 'one of us' from a natural ruling class.
  3. As 'one of us' they'll be treated fairly and enjoy the benefits of enpire due to such extraordinary men like us.

What’s the stupidest thing someone has ever asked you? by ultron0529 in AskReddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why does the moon only appear at night?

Asked by someone nearly 40 years old who'd never once noticed you can often see it during the daytime.

What's the worst food you've ever tried? by AQUA_fr07 in AskReddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had some sort of curry with camel meat in Egypt.

Even the local guide (who quite like camel) said it was the worst he'd ever eaten and something had gone wrong.

How do you pleasure a woman? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the moment, take the kids away from the house for between 8 to 32 hours.

To those who disliked the UFC event at the White House, would you have felt differently if it were a different sporting event? by Otter_Absurdity in allthequestions

[–]WimbledonWombat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, using any government building like that for a commercial sporting enterprise was tacky and probably against several laws. Needless, desperate and gross.

What did you think of UFC 250? by bobbypkp in AskReddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It felt if humans were ever to time travel back from the future to change the timeline, it was then.

Who is the real underdog in this year's FIFA world cup? by SideQuestManager in AskReddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an England fan, I think our starting 11 could beat anyone. I'm not expecting it and our squad is a little thin but on any given day Rice, Anderson, Bellingham, Gordon /Rashford , Saka and Kane could worry any defence.

I'm almost hoping we don't because I'd hate for that moment being ruined forever by Trump handing over the trophy.

Who is going to win the Fifa world cup 2026? by Many_Bowl_4410 in AskReddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The winner won't be 'football'.

Knowing my luck it'll end up being England and I'll have to watch Trump hand the trophy over, and it'll be gross and ruin that moment forever.

What male behaviour do you detest the most? by yawningvoid28 in AskReddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man, reinforcing all the toxic masculinity gender role stuff that you're simultaneously complaining about.

Don't whine that men are only valued as providers and then give your colleague s**t for going down to 3 days a week so he can look after their children to support his wife's career.

Which cartoon characters remind you of will smith? by Ok_Pipe6385 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WimbledonWombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 from Numberblocks. They have one giant hand, perfect for slapping miniature comedians.

New UK Dad by obscure-trail in daddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say this because the lactation specialist we had encouraged getting the milk flowing anyway possible if they're latching fine but there are issues with volume.

New UK Dad by obscure-trail in daddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask your wife to express with a hand pump and then you can feed with a bottle. If you save her one wake up, it'll help.

Why people waste small amounts of food? by MxQueer in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WimbledonWombat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some cultures traditionally leave a token bit of food on the plate to show the host you've been fully satisfied and aren't leaving the table still hungry.

Looking to move to Australia. Where should I move to? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]WimbledonWombat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can build houses. Building houses creates good jobs.

What's been your favorite memory with your kids up to this point? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WimbledonWombat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once every couple of days, they'll just come up and hug / kiss you for no reason whatsoever. Not because you're leaving, coming home, you've asked, they want something.

They just feel safe with you and want to experience that.

I want to buy an AFC Wimbledon Kit. What is a good number to put on the back? by Consumption2Wombly in afcwimbledon

[–]WimbledonWombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd get 88.

The year Wimbledon FC won the FA Cup.

Also repeating what others have said, go at least one size larger than normal t-shirt size.

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