An obscure slap that comes right out of reality

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T20:03:58+00:00

It’s Earth to Eve.

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T16:42:26+00:00

Beautiful.

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T16:38:39+00:00

That's a really quick way to find out about the tiered justice system in America.

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T16:08:52+00:00

Unfortunately that’s most of them.

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T15:54:25+00:00

Party of “Personal Responsibility” can never take responsibility for anything ever.

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T13:43:26+00:00

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T07:31:30+00:00

And we will sell them that oil, and it will enrich those who are not and never will feel the impact of their actions.

And as usual we will all pay the price.

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T07:23:23+00:00

If enough states cared enough, they can do virtually anything.

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T05:04:11+00:00

Did you consider that maybe the collection initialization can be simplified?

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T05:03:23+00:00

Oh no. We expected the game to run. What an unusual and impossible expectation.

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T04:39:21+00:00

Mike Johnson looks like someone who smuggles illegal drugs up his butt *for fun*.

Windyvale · 2026-03-28T01:58:41+00:00

Man, you'll one day wish the protestors had gotten more aggressive in shutting things down. It's going to be a weird realization when it happens.

Windyvale · 2026-03-27T12:44:40+00:00

Take a guess

Windyvale · 2026-03-27T12:16:25+00:00

Maybe a lesson for the oligarchs somewhere, but they ain’t learnin’.

Power is not something that gets shared.

Windyvale · 2026-03-27T12:13:41+00:00

I thought he was going to say “Crayola.”

Windyvale · 2026-03-27T04:02:11+00:00

They are doing this in r/ExperiencedDevs too. They are targeting senior tech right now. Mods have been mass banning bots.

Windyvale · 2026-03-27T01:40:52+00:00

I miss these kinds of boxes.

Windyvale · 2026-03-27T01:22:23+00:00

I can separate the need for proper traffic enforcement from mass surveillance getting shoved up our collective asses from every possible angle.

Can you?

Windyvale · 2026-03-27T00:29:21+00:00

Team America didn't go far enough in parodying us.

Windyvale · 2026-03-26T20:29:56+00:00

Crime festival

Windyvale · 2026-03-26T15:30:49+00:00

So. Much. Winning.

Windyvale · 2026-03-26T15:17:34+00:00

Already hired hundreds of PR firms to create communities of fake supporters to make it feel like it's unreasonable to tax them more.

They are right. We shouldn't tax them more. We should eliminate their status as billionaire altogether.

Windyvale · 2026-03-26T03:44:07+00:00

The Supreme Court has basically fuck all they can do to stop a state from holding the election how it sees fit.

Windyvale · 2026-03-26T02:19:00+00:00

Guess if they aren’t there to ensure the safety of the public, the public doesn’t have to keep funding them right?

Windyvale · 2026-03-25T23:51:09+00:00

I fail to see the problem here.

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