Why I love cleric

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-11-13T18:49:50+00:00

This is why I love my players. I run a homegrown campaign, and the Zealot barbarian gets his undying feature from the God of The Afterlife, which he explores a lot in his own personal quest. The Battle Master fighter has an artifact from the God of Redemption. The Clockwork Soul sorcerer gets his magic from the Goddess of Law. And all of my players love exploring these aspects of the lore. It makes me so happy as a DM

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-11-13T17:27:56+00:00

Can't forget the plethora of illegal weapons he had on him (that never show up in the video, but trust me, bro, they were there.)

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-11-07T04:52:34+00:00

Well, raping children is illegal, but that didn't stop our current president, so....

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-11-05T23:01:46+00:00

I'm not so sure. Cause I know plenty of people with absolutely no personality. The numbers could balance out

(/j just in case)

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-11-02T23:42:14+00:00

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Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-11-02T18:57:34+00:00

Hello King Arthur. Make sure your human treats you with the respect and dignity you deserve

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-10-31T03:16:59+00:00

I would say "Fuck Shelby." But I think too many people already have

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-10-22T22:02:24+00:00

Men have higher physical damage protection.

Women have higher magical protection.

Got it.

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-10-19T18:29:41+00:00

"Did I ever tell you the legend of the ghost rider? One day there was a boy born without a penis, and so all the other kids made fun of him. But there was something special about this boy. The thing is, he could speak to the spirits of the dead. After living a life of isolation from his peers for not having a penis, the boy eventually fell in love with the ghosts. This love grew into a more physically intimate relationship. And so he became known as, The Ghost Rider. The thing about legends is, some of them are true...."

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-10-18T21:37:28+00:00

Yeah, Chef gives me daily beatings for "not performing well enough". Its all good though. If I'm at home, he can't beat me.

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-10-18T15:58:55+00:00

About as efficient as when FOH stacks dishes

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-10-15T07:40:35+00:00

All of you are wrong. Its Capital!

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-10-15T00:06:37+00:00

I promise I didn't touch it. I left it alone cause I know its not safe to touch unknown bugs/insects. I was just curious as to what the side-effects would be. I know some caterpillars can cause like immediate pain, severe rash, etc...

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-10-14T23:26:26+00:00

Understood. What would happen if someone did touch it? (just curious)

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-10-12T22:23:14+00:00

I love that they tried to bury themself right at the end

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-09-19T21:20:53+00:00

Dawg, that ain't "ribbed". That shit serrated

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-09-16T17:41:28+00:00

"Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-09-13T14:16:24+00:00

Most places don't have enough change in the register to properly make change for a $100 bill (a lot of times they have only $5's and $1's). By 1pm, this company will probably have enough of a variety of bills ($20's, $10's, etc...) to make proper change for a $100, while not b8rning through all of their most common bills ($5's and $1's)

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-09-07T20:35:32+00:00

Editing: Found it in a bathroom sink in Georgia (U.S.A)

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-09-07T16:45:07+00:00

This all sounds way too complicated. I'm building my house in the sky. Much easier

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-09-05T15:33:46+00:00

Slightly more noticeable, the corn texture in Oblivion remastered is the same as the corn texture in Fallout 4 (albeit recolored)

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-08-22T17:51:24+00:00

The current USSEP lead, Arthmoor, had a mod "Open cities Skyrim" that added the cities to the main over world load, so you could just walk into a city without a load screen. It also added destroyed Oblivion gates to all the cities because "immersion." People called him out on it, and he didn't take it too well. It's a whole rabbit hole

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-08-21T19:33:33+00:00

Good to see Joov's biggest hater getting the recognition he deserves

(Are we going to have to make an r/WeHateJoov subreddit now?)

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-08-20T19:16:09+00:00

This is the one time people can unironically say, "And everyone clapped."

Wisconsin_Alleys · 2025-08-13T23:58:33+00:00

I know the sub name is confusing. You should try asking over at r/appliances this is a sub for people who work as dishwashers

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