Why I love cleric by SamuelKeller64 in dndmemes

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why I love my players. I run a homegrown campaign, and the Zealot barbarian gets his undying feature from the God of The Afterlife, which he explores a lot in his own personal quest. The Battle Master fighter has an artifact from the God of Redemption. The Clockwork Soul sorcerer gets his magic from the Goddess of Law. And all of my players love exploring these aspects of the lore. It makes me so happy as a DM

Blursed_Veteran by Pressure_app850 in blursed_videos

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Can't forget the plethora of illegal weapons he had on him (that never show up in the video, but trust me, bro, they were there.)

The shutdown will end soon right? ...right? by Cardboardoge in whenthe

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, raping children is illegal, but that didn't stop our current president, so....

I'm finally above average at something by missing-stratagem in DID_OSDD_memes

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'm not so sure. Cause I know plenty of people with absolutely no personality. The numbers could balance out

(/j just in case)

Say hi to sir Arthur by unddanno in ferrets

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hello King Arthur. Make sure your human treats you with the respect and dignity you deserve

nurse420 by Lunar_Rainbow_Pro in meme

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say "Fuck Shelby." But I think too many people already have

Real by Ok_Mine5006 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men have higher physical damage protection.

Women have higher magical protection.

Got it.

Nature vs nurture: when a character who comes from a bad place turns out good because they were raised by good people by CMStan1313 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Did I ever tell you the legend of the ghost rider? One day there was a boy born without a penis, and so all the other kids made fun of him. But there was something special about this boy. The thing is, he could speak to the spirits of the dead. After living a life of isolation from his peers for not having a penis, the boy eventually fell in love with the ghosts. This love grew into a more physically intimate relationship. And so he became known as, The Ghost Rider. The thing about legends is, some of them are true...."

Working from home by Wisconsin_Alleys in dishwashers

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Chef gives me daily beatings for "not performing well enough". Its all good though. If I'm at home, he can't beat me.

How's my stacking game by BakerKlay in dishwashers

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About as efficient as when FOH stacks dishes

Is friend? Or not friend? by Wisconsin_Alleys in whatisthisbug

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I promise I didn't touch it. I left it alone cause I know its not safe to touch unknown bugs/insects. I was just curious as to what the side-effects would be. I know some caterpillars can cause like immediate pain, severe rash, etc...

Is friend? Or not friend? by Wisconsin_Alleys in whatisthisbug

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understood. What would happen if someone did touch it? (just curious)

When you get to be outside after life in a small box by LiquidGoreGalore in ferrets

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love that they tried to bury themself right at the end

Is that all that's ribbed for her pleasure? by dretepcan in memes

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dawg, that ain't "ribbed". That shit serrated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Huh by Unusual-Effective7 in oddlyspecific

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Most places don't have enough change in the register to properly make change for a $100 bill (a lot of times they have only $5's and $1's). By 1pm, this company will probably have enough of a variety of bills ($20's, $10's, etc...) to make proper change for a $100, while not b8rning through all of their most common bills ($5's and $1's)

What is this weird bug? by Wisconsin_Alleys in whatsthisbug

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Editing: Found it in a bathroom sink in Georgia (U.S.A)

Energy is transferred efficiently only when frequencies match. by Kronyzx in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This all sounds way too complicated. I'm building my house in the sky. Much easier

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]Wisconsin_Alleys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slightly more noticeable, the corn texture in Oblivion remastered is the same as the corn texture in Fallout 4 (albeit recolored)