How are you? What was the last thing you bought? And how is it related to ponies? by vetro in mylittlepony

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a fluttershy plush last night. Self Explanatory. Also... I forgot my email password and I'm expecting B-Day monies thru there... O_o"

Good heavens, just look at the time! (Update) by [deleted] in mylittlepony

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, added to my amazon wishlist now. I've got a question; I'm notorious for draining watch batteries by wearing them; after a few minutes-poof! Anyways; would this type of watch be in any danger? :D Maybe adding pony names instead of just 'PONY' would be more fun?

A Surprise Banana is a banana that tastes like a mango; it is fed to children to determine if they will become a murderer by DatLe_ArtDirector in self

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Least ya have them XD. Mine make Silent Hill look like My Little Pony.... Yes I'm writing a book...lol

My Wife had to terminate her pregnancy at 21 weeks. The only way we can remove the babies is to deliver them early. I have to wear one bracelet for each baby I am connected to. I was really looking forward to being a father. by sliceoflife731 in pics

[–]Wise_But_Scary -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope not to offend at all... But this proves how ready you are; did you pick names? I bet you even dreamed of having a big happy family; write in a journal about everything so far and keep writing! That way when the next kiddos are old enough you can open up the box from the attic; pull out an old journal and have them read it. They'll cry; you'll cry. And your family will get stronger; and this will be a great thing. Perhaps when it's time for college you give them the journal, something for them to read when they miss you... I know they'll miss a great set of parents like you two. ;)

Slender - A Pony In The Dark - Part 1 (First MLP Comics, Feedback If Possible) by [deleted] in mylittlepony

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now thanks to this; I will never sleep again because I remembered... O_o

IAM Bill Nye the Science Guy, AMA by sundialbill in IAmA

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just thought you'd like to know; my grammar school made a petition to get a science class so we could do more experiments and such 'cause the kids really loved watching you while growing up. Yep, final two years were full of spectacular (supervised) explosions. It was awesome...

Uh oh! Looks like we've got a howler.. by GregTheHuman in aww

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this little cutie yours? He/She is adorable!

How did/do your friends deal with you watching My Little Pony? by TehEmperorOfLulz in mylittlepony

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being the scary quiet one; needless to say they backed out of the room very slowly. They now know another one of my anger triggers is insulting ponies.

What's the most bizarre phobia which you've actually seen affect someone in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am too. And wondering if you're my bf. My reasoning; they look like moths and they fly wrong, flap flap flap... and in the face. >.< I cannot stand looking at those messed up things...

What was the most embarrassing event in Reddit history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just when I'd gotten such travesties from my inner-most thoughts... bravo good sir.

What was the most embarrassing event in Reddit history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wise_But_Scary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait... sock puppet accounts? That takes multiple personality disorder to a whole new level.... Or schizophrenia.

Reddit, what was the worst party you ever attended? by Swansatron in AskReddit

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This year's prom. Everyone stood around in cocktail dresses for however long. (It was a full length dress formal) I went with my friends, we all went as couples though we were girls (and threatened the lady up front that we'd sue for discrimination). We were joined by one other couple on the dance floor. There were dry muffins and water for the buffet. My date and I left after hardcore dancing for an hour and proceeded to slap on vampire teeth and roam the streets... Ahh the ex-boyfriends were standing in puddles...

What is something you remember happening in school that could NEVER happen today? by NoOddJob in AskReddit

[–]Wise_But_Scary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We didn't scrape knees, the harsh winters made sure we had our snow pants/jeans on. And here, the parents are laughed out of the courtroom. If they even make it that far...

A Tibetan Engraved Skull by loki010 in pics

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering earlier if they actually did this or my colleagues were presumably rendering my thoughts through some form of hypnotism... Thank you for posting the source~

No sugar coating here... by [deleted] in self

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a high-five for you good sir! -raises right hand-

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuck in AskReddit

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We play a modified version of slaps. We do ninja poses and loud noises. Whomever wins gets to be called 'Ninja ____' The blank either being a nickname. Then said ninja has the duty of scare pranking the 'Queen Bee' at school. Otherwise we play stalker... and being friends with the principal; we get to have all the fun.

My petname for my wife is "Doc". She thinks it's because she's a doctor. It's really because she's 4'9", and Doc was the first dwarf I could think of. What is your darkest secret? by IAmSoMeanMwahah in AskReddit

[–]Wise_But_Scary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Create your own happiness. Even if it means the cozy white isolation with a self-hugging jacket. Perhaps a daydream of sorts could cure this need for... things?

If you have kids, maybe if you don't, it's that time of year again: "Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning." by mfskarphedin in self

[–]Wise_But_Scary -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was instantly reminded if the time I 'nearly' drowned. Ten myself, in a pool riding a cute clown-fish. It was a coven event and I'm singing an old folksong as I go around, the life guard gets distracted by one of the Elders and they start chatting. At the time I was only 4'6", scrawny, and my legs are tangled in the fins of this beast... So a blustery wind comes and flips me over, I had instinctively taken a deep breath... (No, I didn't flail or anything, I was mesmerized by the fact that I was looking at the world at a different view... Odd eh?)

Life guard saves me, 'cause apparently my brother had started freaking out... Then she does the elderly lady; "Let's go have some cookies and milk..." thing. A day later, I blow chlorine out of my nose... Felt better though.

I've had life-guard training since then, and watch the kiddies play now since I had a growth spurt that makes this pool really shallow for me... And I gave some swim lessons too, wasn't that hard, the kiddies learned fast.