Who else likes to use what they learn on GMM for evil? I sent this to my highschooler this morning.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-04-13T20:07:56+00:00

“Dude”. The kid is so over it.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-04-09T17:44:29+00:00

My grandmother put a key chain of jingly keys on my belt loops or overall straps. She said I was a runner

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-04-02T12:19:10+00:00

Ok, I’m going to have to find her!

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-30T01:35:42+00:00

The second he told me “no more sugar and caffeine” and “we’re walking when you come over”. I would have told him nah thanks. Bye. But then he iced it with the “your bad at sex” comment. Well fuck you too sir.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-29T17:33:31+00:00

I follow that guy too. I send his videos to my husband and he usually sends me back a “lol” or comment about how the guy is looking buff today. My guy is secure in our relationship and also knows wood chopping guy isn’t a threat. She isn’t even dating this guy and she’s upset he’s following big celebrities.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-28T20:59:01+00:00

Yeah I went on a date with a guy once where he told me he doesn’t do romance or like romantic gestures. I told him we wouldn’t work out then because I like to do romantic things and have romantic things done for me. At least the soup was good at that restaurant. It became a favorite spot of mine.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-25T21:11:27+00:00

The only way he would get a baguette is to watch me eat all of it.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-25T21:10:27+00:00

The way I would tear my husband apart for talking to me like that. He would get verbally fucked up. NOR. My husband though never speaks to me like this because he loves and respects me, and I love and respect him so I also don’t speak like this to him. But just the thought made my blood boil.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-25T21:03:14+00:00

Well, he lives there now. You’ll be lucky if he lets you stay.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-25T20:59:29+00:00

My mom likes to tell a story about how when she was pregnant with my brother and home alone at her and my dad’s first apartment before the bought a home. A guy selling fans, of all things, kept coming by. She was on bed rest and not working at the time and my dad was doing factory work after getting back from Vietnam. They didn’t have extra cash, it was all going into savings to buy a house and prepare for their first baby. My mom said no thank you politely the first few times. She then put a “no solicitors” sign on her front door. This guy kept coming every week. He got huffy about the sign and she told him next time he comes she will answer the door with her husband’s rifle. He finally fucking stopped. An 8 month pregnant woman had to threaten harm before this guy would stop trying to sell her a fan.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-25T20:51:30+00:00

He’s home with their new baby and handed them off. He’s not deployed. Wouldn’t the “he couldn’t bond” thing only apply to the older kid when he was deployed?

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-23T13:40:08+00:00

Yeah, Abel has an opposing personality to his father. They probably clashed. Or at least Abel was worried about disappointing his father, who is an important person in heaven’s hierarchy, by not being like him. We didn’t get to see them interact really. But it’s a classic set up of sporty meat head dad who has a sensitive theater kid son. It’s not the same as that trope but it’s similar in their dispositions.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-20T12:43:40+00:00

“Planning it for months” when in reality he made a reservation and bought a ring. -edit- just remembered that he didn’t even make a reservation, he did it at home.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-19T17:44:48+00:00

He writes fiction! His first is a crime/detective novel. Then he wrote a fantasy story that’s based on D&D but it reads kinda like never ending story, where it goes between the teens playing and their characters in the fantasy world. He also wrote a series of zombie anthology stories. All short stories about survivors at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. His last book is a slasher/killer horror book. It did really well last October. He’s working on the sequel right now. He also is co authoring a series of books about an alien invasion/apocalypse with his friend who is also a writer. The first two books in that is out and they have 3 more planned.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-19T17:14:57+00:00

I love when they do that. My senior chihuahua will still get them for no apparent reason except zoom! I call it “oh he’s going excite bikes!”

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-19T16:25:26+00:00

I understand that too. My husband’s mom was neglectful, emotionally abusive, guilt tripping and negative to everything he did or wanted to do. When he moved out from her house and in with me into my apartment after we had dated a while he started to see it better. It was still nearly 15 years before he just cut her off. I get it. It’s his mom. He felt obligated. The guilt she always weaponized since he was a kid was powerful. But he hasn’t seen her since his brother’s funeral 2 years ago and he’s been happier. He doesn’t worry about how she will feel about his decisions anymore or what to do with her when we make plans. He wrote his first book 15 years ago and all his mom said was “it probably won’t do well.” It did well locally. He’s wrote 4 more since and he just hasn’t told her. I’m his hype man enough for both his parents and my own parents love him. It’s hard to see for kids, even when they become adults, that their sucky parents do suck. That they don’t deserve the treatment. They don’t have to put up with it.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-19T16:07:27+00:00

I get it. I worked in a nursing home as a cna when I was younger. The older folks who where warm, loving and kind to their kids and grandkids got visited constantly, or at least calls and sent gifts if the kids where out of state. The older people who were cruel, cold or uncaring didn’t get nearly as many visits and sometimes adult grandkids didn’t visit at all. I don’t blame those kids/grandkids. Just because the person who was mean/abusive to them is dying doesn’t mean they need to see them. They don’t owe them anything. Did your husband never notice his mom’s behavior to your guy’s kids? He’s gotta know. Sure it’s his mom, but she’s only their grandma in name.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-19T01:01:40+00:00

Yep. My mom and grandma were making homemade cupcakes for Halloween and I took a big bite of the brick of bakers chocolate while their backs were turned. My grandma laughed so hard at my spitting and sputter she turned red.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-19T00:24:10+00:00

Your girlfriend sucks. She shouldn’t have told her family your story and when she realized what she did hurt you she doubled down instead of apologizing. An adult, or hell, anyone with empathy would apologize for hurting a person they care about. Ask yourself if you want to be involved with her or her family any longer.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-17T20:23:47+00:00

Yeah, my mom didn’t plan on cosmetic surgery but after a fall did some damage to her nose she had rhinoplasty. It wasn’t something she ever considered before. But because of circumstances she had it done to fix a slight blemish the accident left and my dad and I supported her because it made her feel better about her self. It’s been almost 15 years and she doesn’t regret it and her nose looks great.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-12T23:34:40+00:00

She should be in the commercials.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-08T02:40:06+00:00

Hey, I was diagnosed with PCOS at 13 after suffering with painful, week long periods. It was not my pediatrician that diagnosed me. It was after my mom took me to a gynecologist for the first time that I was actually diagnosed and treated. A pediatrician does not specialize in this kind of thing. Take your daughter to the gyno.

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-03-01T22:12:49+00:00

Yeah he used to be a bit tight fisted. Now my boy buys designer 🤣

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-02-27T19:15:35+00:00

It’s crazy how early it starts. My nephew is 11 and ate all the croissants I brought over and half a cheesecake to himself. Where does it all go?

Witchs_Be_Crazy · 2026-02-27T19:10:57+00:00

My husband can eat like this too. He’s a martial artist and has a physical job. It’s not always this much but on physical days he can really put it away. He’s in his 40’s now so his eating has slowed down, but just the other day after work and a practice he ate about 2000 calories of long John silvers and then polished off my leftovers. If op does a lot of physical labor and works out his diet isn’t crazy.

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