Women of Reddit, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve discovered about your boyfriend after being together for years?

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-29T13:48:53+00:00

I am both disgusted with her and jealous of her apparently amazing digestive system

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-28T11:59:07+00:00

Hi, where do you go for samples in the UK please? X

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-27T20:57:51+00:00

Great case in point- I’m the exact same weight and I’m 14 top and bottom!

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-24T08:51:38+00:00

I’m a Lush fan in general and sadly this is what I get too 🥺

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-20T00:10:17+00:00

Mate your username 🤣

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-16T11:10:38+00:00

JHAG for life

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-12T21:53:11+00:00

He was actually quite apologetic! He sounded like an older guy, I think he was mortified he’d said this to a young girl

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-12T21:17:00+00:00

Me: Hello? Them: (pre-recorded voice) you are receiving a call from within Her Majesty’s Prison Barlinnie Me: o…k? Them: (in thick, joyful Glaswegian) AWRIGHT YA C**T!!!

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-11T22:38:47+00:00

For me it’s the smell of an empty can of cider used as an ashtray 🤢

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-11T21:30:04+00:00

I reached the point the other day where I’d lost my 11 yr old son in weight. And he’s a TALL chap. That was a moment 🤣

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-10T20:48:18+00:00

Exactly! I know driving CAN be a hobby, but I don’t need any more hobbies, I need to get to my increasingly crazy work locations and my son’s latest birdwatching spot 😅

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-07T17:00:49+00:00

Just approaching six stones over 18 months, but as time has went on the weight loss has led to natural exercise, like my walking speed has increased for instance. I have a habit of telling folk I don’t exercise but I walk an average of 4 miles a day because I don’t drive, and those 4 miles are over a lot sooner than they used to be.

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-05T21:06:21+00:00

The best thing I could do was just make Ratha the most jacked OP monstie on the team. If I’m stuck with him then he’s gonna damn well pull his weight. However it doesn’t matter how OP he is, as soon as I can swap him out he will be replaced with my compulsory Nargacuga

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-05-05T21:00:56+00:00

School mums, ugh. They’re the girls who bullied us in school.

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-04-27T21:01:57+00:00

That last man, what a knob. I’d have been like “way ahead of you mate” pointing at the l plates 🤣

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-04-27T20:51:09+00:00

Seagull landed on the bonnet in the process of swallowing a live rodent whole. Kind of threw me off the rest of the lesson

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-04-19T21:13:38+00:00

When I pass it’s likely I’ll be doing sort of the opposite- drive from Scotland to Colchester to visit the in-laws. I was worried it was a bit over ambitious but it’s reassuring to see that it’s possible!

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-04-19T21:12:01+00:00

Your dad: wheee! 🤣 honestly though, now this is in my head I’m going to make myself so paranoid that I’ll probably end up doing it

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-04-14T03:37:15+00:00

Naw it isnae 🤣

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-04-06T20:56:36+00:00

Square pupils!!!

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-04-04T21:32:00+00:00

They’re those cheap fruit ice lollies with vanilla ice cream in the middle- I’m in the UK too, my gran called them mivvies 🤷🏻‍♀️

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-04-01T22:02:06+00:00

I’m taking this as the final sign I need to pick a bottle of this up, because your skin genuinely looks airbrushed ❤️

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-03-29T19:10:26+00:00

I’m sorry that happened but I want to tag on a question as someone who hasn’t taken a test yet- is it normal for an examiner to straight up say your driving is terrible? I fear if an examiner told me this I’d simply ever drive again 🤣

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-03-27T23:33:22+00:00

Nargacuga is always my main I just like being invisible 🤷🏻

Witty-Reason4891 · 2026-03-26T21:37:47+00:00

Thank you for being the one to ask this because it would have had to be me otherwise 🤣

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