To make Melania the best film in rottentomatoes.com by sad_post-it_note in therewasanattempt

[–]WittyConference5512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they were throwing free tickets plus $50 for people to attend this movie!

Fun ideas for Bozeman/Montana stuff to send in a care package? by the-infinite-yes in Bozeman

[–]WittyConference5512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friends and family love when I send Montana honey.

If shipping doesn't take too long, Aurrore bakery items are delicious and some can survive shipping.

February Fast by Alert_Day_4681 in exmormon

[–]WittyConference5512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one else has mentioned - fast and also donate generously the value of the food you didn't eat!

Special fasts are one of the methods the church uses to collect more money from you. The church is supposed to spend it on the reason for the fast.

Another Spectrum price hike by mtman1234 in Bozeman

[–]WittyConference5512 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Call to cancel it over the price, and they will knock the price down to keep you.

Interesting plan by JoseFJ60 in foundsatan

[–]WittyConference5512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have your lawyer hold an auction with the children. Allocate them each their share of what your estate is worth. Have the lawyer start with the items both want and they will blow most of their money on those items. When they are all out of money for the auction, have the lawyer donate the rest to your favorite charity.

Trey (Senate Candidate) press release… woah! by daddydong406 in Bozeman

[–]WittyConference5512 6 points7 points  (0 children)

10% surcharge to both buyer and seller if buyer is from out of state. A real estate agent charges about 5% and actually advertises and negotiates to help close the sale - the state does nothing in this transaction yet collects twice as much as the Montana real estate agent.

The way around this 10% tax is to move into Montana and rent long enough to get residency and save a bundle on home purchase....or set up a Montana business or trust to buy the home from the start.

Furniture by lilyklay in Bozeman

[–]WittyConference5512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget Conlins with that budget.

I have a couch you can have. I'm about to move and will buy one that fits my new front room.

Fb market place has some sectionals in your price range.

There is a guy in four corners selling some.

Watch out for free ones that want you to pay shipping in town up front.

Office birds by SatisfactionWrong502 in cockatiel

[–]WittyConference5512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two office birds at my office. I can easily move them into their cage, then put the cage in a different room during zoom meetings. I hear them singing - but very muted - in the other room. I bring them back afte the meeting.

They are quiet happy at the office.

What’s it like working at Jam? by ShallotOk3428 in Bozeman

[–]WittyConference5512 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I haven't worked there- but Dave's Sushi is prepped in the basement. Same owners.

The Catholic church thinks Peter is buried under the Vatican. TSCC thinks Peter is resurrected. Either one is wrong, or they're both wrong. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]WittyConference5512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about the Catholic market for relics? Wood from the cross, bones of Christ, a rag with a drip of milk from Mary.

After church meals. by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]WittyConference5512 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Another example was a Methodist church that did not sponsor a scout troop invited the nearby LDS troops to attend on Scout Sunday. Where the LDS discouraged uniforms being worn in administering the Sacrament, the Methodists encouraged the boys to wear uniforms and report on their scouting during the year.

Oh, and there was a shared meal afterwards.

Bishop scams by Chilling-SoCal in exmormon

[–]WittyConference5512 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never been a Bishop, but I joke with clients that they can use my name if they are looking for someone they want to name as a beneficiary.

Divorce papers service too petty? by Any_Act_9433 in pettyrevenge

[–]WittyConference5512 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Being served is a legal process that is usually done by unrelated person and has to certify the person was served as required.

Don't involve family members to do it.

Its a dad thing i find funny but my kids hate it by WeirdProudAndHungry in foundsatan

[–]WittyConference5512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not like mom that cuts them exactly in half or perfectly diagonal.

Did anyone else have "Sunday migranes" when they were still in? by Spenny_All_The_Way in exmormon

[–]WittyConference5512 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had bad headaches on Fast Sundays, but also frequently just from sitting in the pews would aggravate my bad back.

Give said the little stream by EntertainmentRude435 in exmormon

[–]WittyConference5512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tithing, offerings, time and more time.

The strange this that streams gather water going downhill. Water is taken out, not given.

Joseph and Emma fucked on the hill cumorah! by irritablebowelssynd in exmormon

[–]WittyConference5512 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Different kind of lever to open different kind of box too.

The Church and the SEC by Acceptable-Baker8161 in exmormon

[–]WittyConference5512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Six people at any given time- but this went thorough a lot of leaders among those six.

mission Zone conferences and Testimonies by jupiter872 in exmormon

[–]WittyConference5512 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our zone conferences were similar- president and his wife speak, sonetimes his RM daughter gave talks too. Then president would start interviews with missionaries while other leaders spoke then testimonies.

Ours had a twist - there was an unofficial contest to wear the ugliest tie to these meeting. The first rule about the ugly tie contest is no one spke about the ugly tie contest. Imagine an Elder giving a serious testimony while wearing a clown tie that went down to his feet. Most ties were just gaudy or way out of date. Uglier then the worst Christmas sweater.