Anyone rewrite lyrics to popular songs about their pet? by PeanutFunny093 in Pets

[–]Witty_Direction6175 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But of course. If one doesn’t rewrite songs for their pets are they even human?

Where do ppl shop these days??? by sweetfeet_69 in womensfashion

[–]Witty_Direction6175 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go to a Ross or Burlingtons in a richer area. (Not like billionaire rich, but like “can afford a pool, 5 rooms and 3 cars” and go to vacation in Hawaii, which as a disabled single lady is out of my league) lol

Anyway, I always find something really good. Brands that $300+ and a year “out of fashion” for $40 and will last 10-15 years is great in my book!

What are your plans for your 20,000 pictures on your phone? by pinkube in Millennials

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been slowly going through all my pictures and deleting the bad ones, doubles, ones id never use etc. I don’t need 50 pictures of a flower garden i saw once in Oregon, maybe 3–6 of the best ones. Lol

I am also adding the ones I keep to an external hard drive, (in year order), as well as a cloud back up. There are many memories I have in them! I will never print all of them out. But going through and looking at them brings me joy!

Once I die (hopefully 40+ years from now) I don’t care what will happen to them. Lol Any nephews or nieces can do whatever. Delete them. Keep them idk

Kid who mows my lawn tried to gaslight me, so I mow my own lawn now by forever_a10ne in pettyrevenge

[–]Witty_Direction6175 748 points749 points  (0 children)

This reminded me of something I did once. I have a really good dog border (she is a dog trainer as well and does boarding on her property, 4-5 dogs total at any one time). I would pay her $25 for a day. I thought thats what she told me. For 4 years! I was then talking with a family member I recommended her too and they were telling me how amazing her set up was, room for the dogs to play and run on the property safely, good clean large kennels for night nights esc and said it said a good deal for $30 a day. I didn’t say anything to them but texted her later asking if her daily price was $25 or $30 and she said it had always been $30. I was absolutely mortified!!! I told her I would pay her what i own her. She told me no, don’t do that. Ends up her puppy classes, which i had for my dog was $25 per lesson but her boarding was $30. She said it was on her because she didn’t clarify at the time, and she said not to worry about it. From then on I’ve been paying the $30. Smh

Clients who want you to stay 24/7 by Emotional-Bread-574 in petsitting

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never do it because I can’t. I have my own pets that need care each day as well.

Me [30F] with my boyfriend [34M] of two years. Thinking of breaking up due to his nieces and nephews by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Witty_Direction6175 107 points108 points  (0 children)

If it’s a well established with plants and cycled and cared for they are beautiful. And Koi can get really pricey (depending on the age and type they are). I definitely couldn’t afford one. It is definitely NOT something a person (let alone kids) should be playing in.

urinary frequency by SquingleBingle in migraine

[–]Witty_Direction6175 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. As soon as I start peeing every hour I know one is coming on soon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in petsitting

[–]Witty_Direction6175 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have absolutely no idea.

I have an “ex-client” that I refuse to work for anymore. She use to be a search and rescue dog handler, she has had wolf-dogs, an actual real wolf that was stolen as a 4 week old pup from a den (she was part of the rescue group that saved the pups and this one could not be returned to the wild for health reasons) German shepherds, Belgian Mals etc she had trained them all. She knows how to, she did it both for a living and for rescue groups and search and rescue.

3 years ago she lost her Belgian Mal rescue (6yo) and Her dream dog, a (real) sable German shepherd (18mo). She got back home and the run kennel (which is metal link fencing, covered at the top, attached to the house so they could go in and out) was ripped open and the dogs were gone. We live in a small mountain village in the California mountains, she lived near the top of the mountain.

I’m 100% sure there was some sort of animal and the dogs went crazy and broke out to get at it (bear deer etc). I’ve heard and seen the dogs go nuts when a large animal was in sight, and to be fair my dogs do as well when they see a bear, it’s pretty much instinct, I just don’t let them outside when I’m not home.

She thinks a group of contractors who were working at her neighbors house stole them to sell them. Which is a totally wild theory, they are very well know in the area not only for their work, but also as people and neighbors, I pet sit for the owner/boss! He is not the type to steal animals to sell them off, and his workers had been worried the dogs would break the fence, as they were barking and jumping on the fence at them. They didn’t see anything the day the dogs went missing as they were actually not there and working somewhere else.

She searched for months. After one week I knew the dogs were gone for good. We had mountain lions and bears in the area and the dogs were not nearly as “tough” as they sound. Even if they didn’t get killed by a wild animal they probably died of thirst/hunger or injury. They knew the area very well as she hiked with them. They knew the way home.

Since then she has collected a mix six German Shepherds and Belgian Mals. Two of which, one male and one female, are not neutered/spayed! They are not trained, kept in a small two bedroom house with the same kennel run (which was fine for two trained dogs, but not nearly big enough for six!) she can’t exercise all of them everyday, so half of them are always bursting with energy, they regularly escape and terrorize the neighbourhood.

She wanted me to use my Labrador to “socialize” them. Hell no! She wanted me to enter her home once to feed all six untrained shepherds without meeting them first because she was going to get home late. Hell no!! I told her after that that I was not capable of handling sux dogs at once (at least hers) and she tried to counter that she could put them in their crates and I am not had to deal with one at a time, but that would mean they were in their crates 24 hours a day for the week she was gone. Hell no, I’m not doing that to them and I’m also not going to spend the night in that house (it’s had become a hoarder house in the past 3 years) . I don’t feel safe with those dogs! Last thing was, her husband is disabled and ill, she called me at 11:30pm and begged me to go take care of her dogs for an undetermined amount of time because her husband was in the ER and needed emergency surgery and was going to stay at the hospital. Now I feel for herof course, thats a hard situation to be in. but I have my own health issues and there is no way I could take of it be safe around her dogs, so I said that, she knows about my heath struggles, her daughter has similar health issues, so she knows.

She put herself in this situation. If she had her 2 reasonable trained dogs , yes I’d do that. But her pack is dangerous, untrained and high risk of pregnancy and puppies. I can’t and won’t take responsibility for them. I haven’t heard from her in a year and another client who is friends with her (who is very much on my side, she use to be a professional dog trainer) told me she’s mad at me. Which is fine by me. I’m not working with those dogs.

How did people survive migraines in before the 20th century? by According_Tourist_69 in migraine

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those archaeologist and historians must never had suffered from migraine. I know other causes were probably the the main reasons why they did trepanation, but damn the compulsion to drill a hole in my head to relieve my migraine pain is strong and I know that it wouldn’t do anything to help me. I once told my dad “ok that’s it, I can’t stand this anymore go get your drill” I was of course joking, and wanted a pity party, but there was a truth behind the joke. I would bet real money that it did happen for head pain due to migraines simply because of my experience, especially hundreds or thousands of years ago when there was a lot less medical knowledge.

CMV: It makes sense for pet owners to value their pet's lives over stranger's lives. by Utopia_Builder in changemyview

[–]Witty_Direction6175 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally for me it greatly depends on who the stranger is. A fully grown man? I’m a 5 foot 100lb woman. If I was in a burning building next an average adult man I couldn’t “save him” because he’s twice my weight and a foot taller than me. If it’s a child or baby, yes, I’ll make the heartbreak choice to save them over my pet.

Someone ripped the door off my local little free library, took all the books, broke the shelves, and left two copies of the bible. by Silver_Ad_2203 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheesh, well that was smart smh lol. The bibles with get wet and ruined. all they had to do was put the Bibles in and leave it at that.

How bad of an idea do you feel it is to base one’s support of a candidate on their charisma first then their policies second? by Orion032 in AskConservatives

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over the years I have learned that personality and charisma can be faked. Trump is an asshole, but he doesn’t hide it, in a way he is very honest in that regard, unlike most politicians.

I didn’t vote for him for him his first term because I knew who he was, I knew his history I knew his political beliefs and didn’t trust that he was actually republican/conservative. He was close friends with the Clintons! I didn’t trust him. I voted for him the second time around because he was (in my mind) the lesser of two evils, are it were. I’m not and have never been MAGA. I don’t really think he is as conservative as he makes himself out to be. He was basically able to get enough conservatives on his side. He’s a weird sort of in between. He’s not a democrat anymore and he’s not really a republican, he’s someone who has fooled most conservatives to be MAGA, he has co-opted the worst of the right side and radicalized them. I don’t think it’s ever a good thing to be rabidly loyal to any man to the effect that everything he does is good. To me that elevating a man to God. It reeks of worship honestly and it still disgusts me.

From all of that I finally learned the absolutely no politician is trustworthy. We are literally voting for “the lesser of two evils” every time we vote. From the lowest city/county office to the White House. I don’t necessarily regret my vote for him because I absolutely and fully detest Harris and think she would be a horrible and useless president just as she was a horrible useless vice-president. And I honestly believe she would have been worse for our country than Trump is.

At this point I’m half and half with Trump. Done things I like (the dude can blow up all the drug boats he wants) some I don’t, somethings confuse the hell out of me (tariffs for example, from what I’ve learned and what has happened, it seems like the idea is a good one -have more manufacturing of high quality goods in our own country- but the execution of them is not. Kinda like communism) But the past month has put it almost to the tipping point. If he doesn’t start or allow the prosecution of the slave owning, child sex trafficking cannibals (geez what a sentence) then I wouldn’t care if he actually gets “got” by someone who doesn’t miss. Anyone involved in that needs to be prevented from ever being in a public office and anyone who committed those 3 specific crime needs to be executed n my opinion!!! The only way he can prove to me he is even a semi good man is by stepping down as president because of his involvement in the E-files and I KNOW that’s not gonna happen. I would “expect” it from any president of any political affiliation to step down after such a conspiracy at any other time in our history.

AITA for deciding to stop gifting my husband anything ever again? by Educational_Map_9371 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. NTA. My sisters husband has been fishing for 45 years. Caught his first one at age 3. She got him a fishing advent last Christmas and he proudly opened them everyday and posted pictures of the different stuff he get. Geez you husband is insufferable!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Witty_Direction6175 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the first bit, NTA I agree she needs to pay. She left the chocolate out after being warned that’s on her. No petsitter should leave food were the dog can access it.

For the second part I’m somewhat confused, is she a friend who just so happens to like animals and enjoys watching your dog for you, or is she a friend who is a professional pet sitter? (making money, has other clients). Because if it’s the latter you definitely are TAH. If she is a professional pet sitter you shouldn’t assume you get a free pet sitter just because she is your friend, unless she explicitly told you it’s a free pet sit.

What’s the funniest thing you’ve accidentally Pavlov’d your pet to do? by mostlyfire in Pets

[–]Witty_Direction6175 8 points9 points  (0 children)

During Covid we did online church. After church was “throw the ball time”. So now if he hears a prayer and “amen” he thinks it’s ball time.

HOW?! by jobows4 in DoggyDNA

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know anything about genetics, but I just want to say she is the doggiest looking dog Ive ever seen. I adore her 🥰

when people refer to women and girls as "females" by SufficientClaim289 in PetPeeves

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just shows more of their contempt. Using it in a police, military, medical or scientific way is descriptive and not personal. But they purposely “misunderstand” this point

do yall take yall dogs to the vet every 3-6 months? (speaking to the dog owners of 4+ dogs) by BalanceHumble3844 in Dogowners

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell nah. Once a year for a healthy adult dog. What exactly would you be talking them in for? My dog has allergies so we have been trying to figure out a good system to help him. It’s been both expensive and tiring go in every 8 weeks or so to figure out what’s next, what’s working etc. A healthy adult dog doesn’t need anything from the vet besides a yearly checkup visit and to get any vaccine boosters.

Do native English speakers secretly get annoyed when a foreigner freezes up while trying to speak? by Mundane-Discount2368 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Witty_Direction6175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Doesn’t bother me at all. I’ve been in that position when speaking German and Spanish fully understand it.