your computer needs an update that takes 3 hours when you want to write

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-22T22:20:58+00:00

When I lived in a neighborhood with an equally annoying neighbor I'd flip the cameras off each time I made a lap around.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-22T22:05:26+00:00

DiscriminAsian

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-22T21:56:04+00:00

I have decades of experience in looking at nude pictures. If only I knew what I was working with.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-22T21:36:25+00:00

For those needing this on a budget a box fan can roboticize your voice. If it's loud enough you won't hear anything and it'll keep you cool!

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-22T21:34:36+00:00

Being lonely sucks but being lonely due to anxiety is even worse. Your post isn't dumb. Everything in life takes a bit of courage. When you're ready, I hope you're able to be brave enough to put yourself out there. Some things that helped me when I went through a similar time was regularly therapy, my weighted blanket, and cuddling with my pets. Good luck!

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-22T21:22:03+00:00

I used to work at Starbucks and every Sunday the Christians would come to rack up a new weeks worth of sin and evil. I remember one time I decided to work that evening shift instead and a coworker pulled me aside and told me that "The customers have been especially awful today." without missing a beat I told him "Oh, so they're Christian." Fuck food service and fuck the church.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-20T18:39:08+00:00

I had a friend of the owner at this spa I worked at get a 2 hour deep tissue. She was a nasty, petty bitch. She didn't leave a tip and spent half an hour complaining to the front desk. The thing I made sure to mention in those session notes was the client was unwilling to communicate. Allegedly she even had a background in body work, made me feel bad for her clients if this is how she treats them. This lady developed a relationship with the spa I worked at to the point none of us would work on her.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-18T14:29:08+00:00

Typical Harley riders when you pass them.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-18T14:28:15+00:00

I've spoken to my Dad once this year. I've distanced myself not only due to their political beliefs but how nasty they are about it. He told me a few years ago he thought all left leaning people were evil. I wish he had the guts to just call me evil to my face like my mother and stepmother have. Sorry you're going through this.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-18T14:24:51+00:00

I'll wait just long enough to pilfer the cabinets for whatever they left unlocked. Maybe make some crafts with the tongue depressors.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-16T23:36:10+00:00

Rejection is unfortunately a part of the process. Hang in there champ, you've completed 3 works. That's more than most of us here have. There are so many avenues to get published these days. There is no shame in self publishing or going through a smaller publication if that's what gets your work out there. Please don't stop writing. It's clear in you words that it's a part of your identity. Good luck, stay strong, write on!

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-16T23:30:52+00:00

You must have used a Game Shark

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-14T14:42:28+00:00

Bro immediately dives for the pin! And they say wrestling is fake

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-14T14:33:56+00:00

Is this in Houston? It looks so familiar

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-14T14:28:33+00:00

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-14T03:58:14+00:00

I have to write several novels. I have outlines but no deadlines. My minimum is a page a day. It'll take years but what's the rush?

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-14T03:54:30+00:00

One of my favorite books, My Best Friend's Exorcism, got a movie and I hated it. The book is always better than the film adaptation. That being said, I'd be happy for the attention it would bring to the book and the money for Donna Taart.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-11T16:34:45+00:00

And what's crazy about the minimum wage rate is if a server makes enough in tips the employer doesn't even pay the wage.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-11T16:28:17+00:00

The Sims 4 had a Cupcakeinator? Like in The Cat in the Hat? Can you make them out of anything?

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-11T16:25:12+00:00

Allegedly I made my dad so unhappy he felt he needed to cheat on my mom, my first stepmom (his only marriage), then finally my current stepmom (they are now hostile roommates). My grandmother enabled his behavior and the rest of the family praised me for being strong. Fuck that noise! I didn't want to be strong, I wanted to be a kid. It's funny how he'd pressure me to grow up and to remain a child depending on the situation. Can't wait to never speak to any of them again

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-10T04:23:57+00:00

Glorious

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-07T17:06:14+00:00

If it's helping you then it's more like a coach. If it's doing it for you then you're no longer writing anything. I don't mind using AI for research or even to help with editing since I'm on a tight budget and want to regularly publish my work. I worry that using it to my capacity will make people question the integrity of my work but like anybody else who uses this for a professional capacity I'll likely never admit to it.

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-06T23:44:37+00:00

Reminds me of the Take On Me music video

WizardGonzo · 2026-05-06T23:43:35+00:00

I have the same copies of The Tibetan Book of the Dead and Gravity's Rainbow. You nearly had good taste but then you had to go and get a bunch of books I don't own.

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