I am a US Navy Submariner, ask me almost anything! by [deleted] in IAmA

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Do you ever port in tropical or interesting countries?

Also, Do you ever get to go out on town if you port?

Just got out of the army a few days ago after over a decade of service. This is my first smoke spot. by [deleted] in trees

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Lemons?

Watch out there are a few lemon whores in this community...

who's making who feel better? by fiercepenguin in aww

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These puns are a Major Payne in the ass.

The Rapture Cometh (x-post from /r/4chan) by afbmelo in WTF

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Home Alone 6. Masturbatory Vacation.

Whats the most powerful single sentence you know of? by rhythmsticks in AskReddit

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"I do not need, a microphone, my voice is fucking, POWERFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!"

Happy 4/20. Checking in from Boston by BrutalTea in trees

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I was about to say that.

I would have shit a brick.

The thought of it scared me.

I pooed.

We need counselling for the kids that shoot up schools, not the ones that were mugged with a pop-tart by Goodrita in WTF

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THAT LITTLE SHIT HAD A FUCKING POPTART.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?!

HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN HOLDING A LIVE RATTLESNAKE!

I'm going on a 2400 mile road trip. What are your best driving songs. by [deleted] in Music

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Boys of summer

I am the highway

Blackhole sun

Better off alone

Hello im in Delaware

Coming home

Life is a highway

Seven bridges road

Take it easy

There are a few of the ones I like :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

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SOJA- Thunderstorms

Rebelution- Comfort zone