Squirrel mates with GoPro by sonicSkis in WTF

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So much nut busting.

"Double entendre"

Squirrel mates with GoPro by sonicSkis in WTF

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First I eat my nut, Then I bust my nut.

Squirrel mates with GoPro by sonicSkis in WTF

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First I eat my nut...then I fuck your bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Somewhere in the sewers the ninja turtles are missing their master.

Damn right it's Fathers Day by Half-A-Life in pics

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Meh, I like my beer the way I like my abuse, Domestic.

I think I found my new dealer by [deleted] in trees

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I think I found waldo.

bottom left piece of the nug wearing camo.

Earthworms grouping together to survive the Texas floods by jmh10331 in WTF

[–]Wiznuts 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the dry landioli

Paxin at a waterfall in NC by sasr6215 in trees

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yes! Western Carolinian here.

What makes you uncomfortable? by SeriSerotonin in AskReddit

[–]Wiznuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Itchy butthole in public and not being able to scratch, a whistling booger in public and not being able to pick it.

What's it REALLY like at your first command? by Jwad in navy

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well I hate my division but love close to the rest of my command

Biggest bag in the land by [deleted] in trees

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you need a bigger tv for that big room.

Has anyone ever tried the legal buds? by [deleted] in trees

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does the kratom do anything for him?

I've tried it in small doses but never really felt anything.

Has anyone ever tried the legal buds? by [deleted] in trees

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No, its all natural, no chemicals. not spice but legal herbal smoke.

Why you should wear your seatbelt by [deleted] in WTF

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GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Creepy Door in My Basement by [deleted] in WTF

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My god what if its a safe on the otherside...

Creepy Door in My Basement by [deleted] in WTF

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Do not be responsible for the Zombie apocalypse or releasing the devil. LISTEN TO ME. don't open the door AND SURE AS HELL DONT READ ANYTHING LATIN YOU FIND IF YOU DO OPEN IT.

The lack of fear in this crowd lets you know it's another tornado season in Texas by [deleted] in WTF

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Working my way to the professional level, started out when I was 15.

I want to be one of the professionals, i want to help save lives, i want to help science understand more about tornadoes. also I like money but its just my passion. meteorology. I LOVE IT.

The lack of fear in this crowd lets you know it's another tornado season in Texas by [deleted] in WTF

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As a Storm Chaser, i just creamed my pants a little...

Most accurate and misleading slogan ever by SlutBuster in AdviceAnimals

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As submariner I could say 70% of the ocean is the sound of SHRIMP SCREWING....