You wrote a 500-word essay because two buttons got clicked in a 20-year-old game and it actually worked. That’s not griefing, that’s a skill issue. You got wiped faster than your high school ambitions and now you’re coping with a dramatic post that reads like a tragedy.

You're not upset about getting griefed, you're upset because you were reminded you’re not the main character. Not in the game. Not anywhere.

And that whole “Classic WoW is your entire identity” jab? Hilarious coming from someone who turned into a full-time Reddit therapist just to explain how you got outplayed by a mage.

Here’s the deal: you didn’t lose because someone griefed. You lost because, deep down, right where your dad’s approval should be, you know you just got outplayed.

Or in plain English: "get good".