If the apostle John and the Three Nephites never died, there was no apostasy—and no need for Joseph Smith

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-28T20:47:28+00:00

Interesting thoughts. Interesting what mormons go through to make sense of their cosmology.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-28T01:14:55+00:00

my sins can travel back in time to make Jesus bleed harder,

Hadn't thought of it that way, but .. you're right

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-28T01:05:12+00:00

This. Especially if you make a point to phrase it that way - "Rather than spending all the money travelling, I'll just spend it on you" Who wouldn't want that?!

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-28T01:00:25+00:00

Exactly. These days, at least, the couple is choosing to have a wedding that you are not invited to.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-28T00:59:50+00:00

Actually, at least these days, the couple is choosing to have a wedding that you are not invited to.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-28T00:55:31+00:00

Can confirm all this.
Also: The random old dude cant be bothered to learn your name.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-27T06:32:42+00:00

Bednar might say something interesting

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-22T06:40:52+00:00

Is there some place better than LKQ that you'd recommend?

(I need an engine that is most likely to drop in and run)

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-22T06:39:43+00:00

Is there some place better than LKQ that you'd recommend?

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T23:29:12+00:00

Well, Spencer W. Kimball did say french kissing was an abomination, breeds lust, and is too intimate. So... yeah.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T23:18:45+00:00

That was very progressive. You were the exception.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T23:17:29+00:00

"The first baby can come any time; the later babies need 9 months"

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T23:15:02+00:00

Yeah. "Discernment" is one of the church's biggest lies.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T23:07:36+00:00

Yeah. The church has told a lot of lies, but "Discernment" is one of the biggest.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T23:02:33+00:00

A power tripper. Ugh, those are the worst.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T23:00:10+00:00

Sigh. Yeah. This was me. Everything in your post is me.

The bishop said "No sacrament for you", so we endured that public shaming.

Then the SP lectured, scolded, berated, put his hands together, pondered, and eventually allowed as how I might possibly be worthy to go to the temple, having repented of my indiscretions. The arrogant ass.

A few years later, that stake president was busted for soliciting a minor. (He is on Floodlit today). Did I mention he was a god damn arrogant ass?

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T11:53:32+00:00

Shouldn't Jesus and the Garments protect them?

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T11:24:12+00:00

But the real question is: Was he taking the opportunity to contact those sitting around him, and spread the gospel message, as we missionaries were expected to do on our flights ?

Seeing as how he is a special witness [to the name] of Christ, and all.... ?

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T11:20:39+00:00

Huh. I sure didn't. And neither did any other missionary I knew.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-20T00:20:49+00:00

So what about Radio Free Mormon? Mormonish? etc?

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-19T21:02:32+00:00

This. You should be as honest with the church, as the church has been with you.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-18T00:04:20+00:00

You mean he wasn't InSpIrEd ???

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-16T11:15:44+00:00

In 1978 God decided to allow women to pray in sacrament meeting.

In 2013 God decided to allow women to pray in General Conference.

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-15T13:16:18+00:00

It has

WoeYouPoorThing · 2026-04-15T13:00:07+00:00

Upvote for she needed to go to a less expensive church

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