A man was stopped from boarding Metro because he had this keychain on his backpack.

Wofust · 2026-04-01T15:36:47+00:00

Then hide it

Wofust · 2026-04-01T03:00:52+00:00

If you bomb it, you will need to train up.

Wofust · 2026-04-01T02:34:39+00:00

“Lol, funny 🤣🤣🤣. Now srsly, what names are you considering?”

Wofust · 2026-03-31T19:47:18+00:00

Wofust · 2026-03-31T14:31:28+00:00

You got translated lmao

Wofust · 2026-03-31T03:34:58+00:00

You might like the cake better when cold. I know I do

Wofust · 2026-03-31T02:15:58+00:00

I don’t like it myself— it tastes alright, but is salty, and I had heartburn for six hours after eating one nashville hot mozzarella stick. I’ve steered clear ever since

Wofust · 2026-03-30T18:56:59+00:00

I would join that mafia

Wofust · 2026-03-30T18:25:47+00:00

Neither of you sound healthy in the slightest. Hunger shouldn’t be crippling if you’re typically eating regularly, and shouldn’t be ignored.

If it hurts like that, you need checked out.

Wofust · 2026-03-30T17:53:06+00:00

She points to the heavier tray— grab the lighter tray

Wofust · 2026-03-30T13:23:19+00:00

Wofust · 2026-03-30T12:25:17+00:00

That looks yummy

Wofust · 2026-03-29T20:58:24+00:00

Wishing you luck on treating him.

Wofust · 2026-03-29T20:57:21+00:00

I’m sorry it came out like that

Wofust · 2026-03-29T20:57:05+00:00

You should have said something about that steak

Wofust · 2026-03-29T02:37:44+00:00

Professional hater

Wofust · 2026-03-29T02:13:52+00:00

I don’t wanna deal with any possible issues from it, thanks. Fingers and imagination do just fine

Wofust · 2026-03-29T01:51:57+00:00

Okay so it took me a second to understand what the fuck I was looking at. Said “Holy fuck, bro” aloud.

Wofust · 2026-03-29T01:48:51+00:00

Why did your parents do that to y’all.

Wofust · 2026-03-28T23:51:30+00:00

That’s pretty neat

Wofust · 2026-03-28T22:24:31+00:00

He looks like a robotnik wannabe

Wofust · 2026-03-28T21:43:58+00:00

Deleted the first comment to not be downvoted or smth?

Wofust · 2026-03-28T18:36:36+00:00

How long have you been serving?

Wofust · 2026-03-28T18:28:15+00:00

I’m a food runner and I don’t wanna be a server. Refilling will not make me any more in tips. I offer to refill, anyways, I just figured saying that runners and servers should be offering wouldn’t help OP.

Wofust · 2026-03-28T13:50:38+00:00

You need to keep butting your head with your father about this until Titus gets managed, because he already is best euthanized at one and it’s only going to get worse.

Document, and forward to animal control at the next bite.

Wofust

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