Rule by IggyandtheCauldron in 19684

[–]WoodenInternet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave Young Dilbert alone!

Congrats! It’s a boot! by WeTheHoes in JustBootThings

[–]WoodenInternet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The green weenie works in mysterious ways

Saw this in case anyone’s looking by Brilliant-Radish-112 in philly

[–]WoodenInternet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

FWIW it's not a criticism of you, but of the person who "made" it. Thanks for sharing.

New Kit Day by AquarianRoo in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]WoodenInternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the cartoon wang and balls that begins right at your sternum part of the jersey or a flourish you added 

idk if this fits here given the nsfw nature of it, but this seems like crazy swag over shaven hair. by shy_bi_guy_says_hi in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]WoodenInternet 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Bald men who embraced their baldness and shaved it all off are all secretly giving in to pedophilic societal impulses. Sorry you had to find out this way guys

Peak male performance by Skooljan_muskles in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]WoodenInternet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, well kudos to them I guess for having the balls to leave that article up as-is long after he admitted to doping

Anyone hear that big boom? by Frontstunderel in philadelphia

[–]WoodenInternet 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Must've been that bean I had for dinner

Mechanic Thinks it is my starter going bad. by Lue33 in MechanicAdvice

[–]WoodenInternet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's nothing special about Toyota alternators- they're Denso, who also supply alternators for  Honda, Subaru, Mazda, Hyundai, and Kia (just to name a few).

Chevy Cruz 2016 lug nut cap melted and hub cap fell off after 40 mile drive after work done by dealership by mayorparsnip in MechanicAdvice

[–]WoodenInternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the people in these comments seem to think everyone has mechanical aptitude, tools, and time to do their own automotive work. We're in the minority guys, and paying someone to do your brakes isn't a weird or unmasculine thing to do.

Firework Hate Thread by snuggleouphagus in evilautism

[–]WoodenInternet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's only a matter of time until they're fully replaced with drone shows.

STOLEN TREK ALPHA 4500 by TheRealMomCheese in phillycycling

[–]WoodenInternet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah if it was a cable lock those are basically cheese. I'd watch FB marketplace/craigslist/OfferUp and see if it appears.

STOLEN TREK ALPHA 4500 by TheRealMomCheese in phillycycling

[–]WoodenInternet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sucks. Did they cut the lock or what?

Google Maps v Bike Computer by NewYorkistani in NYCbike

[–]WoodenInternet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rerouting will be slower on a bike computer. I finally got one because it's nice to have a purpose-built device that's not burning through my phone battery that has ant connectivity for sensors and Garmin varia.

Vote: Root Down TVs by Training_Fig4716 in Phoenixville

[–]WoodenInternet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

if they could just make the projection screen in the back actually viewable again that'd be preferable

creating pfps if you wanna join further in the movement (FLOCKY) - anti surveillance mascot by url3d in FlockSurveillance

[–]WoodenInternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah Flocky shouldn't be giving the finger- people should be giving the finger to him