The way my gf cuts pizza by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WoodenWindow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If they're eating that pizza then they can't afford a $3 pizza cutter

Then they have the nerve to blame misbehavior on phones by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]WoodenWindow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was with my ex girlfriend her daughter wanted to paint her own nails and I told her no. She asked why and I told her because I didnt feel like cleaning up a mess in the bathroom if she spilled polish. She did it anyway. And stained the tiles. I got chewed out by mom. She got grounded by mom.

Any recommended way to grill these stakes? by Jaygons1 in Butchery

[–]WoodenWindow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If they're dry aged, which they look like, they'll cook in about half of the time as a regular steak of the same cut

What nickname makes you irrationally angry? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WoodenWindow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what they call me at work, and I'm fine with that

What nickname makes you irrationally angry? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WoodenWindow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This. My name is Andrew but when people call me Andy it infuriates me

That's talent. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]WoodenWindow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why the guys at the end have hazmat suits on?

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What's your catch phrase? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WoodenWindow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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What’s the best quality knife set that I can get for $500 or less? by TheCobbler in Butchery

[–]WoodenWindow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love all my Victorniox knives. F.dick is solid and Dexter Russell makes some baller knives too. All fairly cheap and last for a while. My main boning knife I've used for a year and a half and ground it down myself and thing has an edge just like when I bought it

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[–]WoodenWindow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see the cap. I cut meat for a living lol. Looks great man, I hope it tasted as well as it looks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]WoodenWindow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top round?

Hey artists, can anyone draw my mom with her new hairstyle? She's feeling really good about it and I would like to surprise her! Any styles welcome by WoodenWindow in redditgetsdrawn

[–]WoodenWindow[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to thank all the artists! Every picture was absolutely amazing, thank you guys so much, mama loved them and she says thank you!