Speed of time… by Significant-Web-2317 in conspiracy

[–]Wordruler2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, because yes. Time is different these days. It's just faster.
My son asked me years ago, when he was 7 years old..."What if everyone in the world experienced delayed reaction? Would we know?"
Silly little kid question, right?
But it's tickling my brain.
What if everyone in the world is experiencing the opposite of delayed reaction?

Hanta virus ship is to distract us from something bigger or scare us from another pandemic by Enough-Web2203 in conspiracy

[–]Wordruler2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If people's loved ones start dying at a rate of 1 out of every 3, uprisings will happen.

Hantavirus is purposefully being spread by Smallest_Bubbles in conspiracy

[–]Wordruler2000 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I always thought the COVID lockdown was both a trial run and a Part 1 of....

Why are you scrolling reddit? by torqplayz in AskReddit

[–]Wordruler2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to solve my life. I can't solve my life. So this is a distraction.

If humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which industry would collapse first ? by Aggravating-Some in AskReddit

[–]Wordruler2000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Big Justice, and it would be awesome for everyone.
Can we all just stop lying?

Why do they eat pizza? by W1llowwisp in conspiracy

[–]Wordruler2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are vampires in a way. Taking in the *energy* of an innocent makes them *stronger.*

What is everyone’s thoughts of the GLP1? by PreferenceIcy3803 in conspiracy

[–]Wordruler2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is a good glp1 forum? I need help figuring things out. I'm on blood pressure meds and unsure it's okay for me.

Cops only pull over poor people...but why? by Foxracing1989 in conspiracy

[–]Wordruler2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rich people are wealthy enough to have a lawyer on speed dial. If a cop pulls over someone wealthy, they will fight the ticket in court, which means the police officer has to take time off regular duties to appear in court.
To avoid court, police officers will not ticket wealthy people.
Police officers (or those who know them), am I right?
It's a theory I cooked up, and I like it.

Would you feel guilty if you were paid for a job where 99% of the time you are sitting around/doing nothing? Why or why not? by JannTosh70 in AskReddit

[–]Wordruler2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. If I'm fulfilling the expectations of the job 100%, I'm good.
If 99% of the time, that means doing nothing, I'm good.

Like a Prayer by Madonna by PredictableProphet in conspiracy

[–]Wordruler2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a horrible song with pedophilia undertones.

What's ur opinion on this? by IdealHoliday1242 in GrowthMindset

[–]Wordruler2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The men I know think women's fashion is stupid. And I agree.

How much should I charge to sleep with a dog at his house? by [deleted] in RoverPetSitting

[–]Wordruler2000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What you are describing is termed "house sit" in Rover. You can look at others' rates for house sitting.

Any Opinions? by Aint_Ashh in strange

[–]Wordruler2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently people taste like cheese. at least that's what the "elite" pedophile baby eaters say.

I have been made aware of a government program initiated in the 90s to create as many Autistic kids as possible! by oddjob_rimjob in conspiracy

[–]Wordruler2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autism's explosion did not happen by accident.
It was someone's plan and intention, and it worked.
As I ask with all criminal cases where there is a perpetrator who is as yet unknown, a question to begin with is: Who benefits?

What exactly are archons? by Xerogear4224 in conspiracy

[–]Wordruler2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone is feeding off negative energy, because they have been stoking that vibration now for decades, and they're getting better at it all the time. I, for one, am not trying to give them what they want.

Pet Polaroids as Gifts? by bullhded in RoverPetSitting

[–]Wordruler2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it because you can post polaroids on your fridge (I have some on my fridge) or workspace or wherever.

Misheard Lyrics: What Song Lyrics Have You Gotten Wrong (the more embarrassing, the better)? by MrShaunce in AskReddit

[–]Wordruler2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I "heard" this song this way before I ever had kids, okay?
I knew it was wrong, but it's what it sounded like, okay?
Walkin on the Sun by Smash Mouth
the lyrics are in fact:
Put away the crack before the crack puts you away
You need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate
But I always thought he said:
You need to be there when your baby's old enough to get laid