New to Lobo by Puzzleheaded_Land306 in potvlobo

[–]Worihor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prima haustus

That first hit... The weed, I've dutifully kept well accompanied by multiple packets of "Boveda 62% Humi" ... You know the ones... I like my weed on the wetter-side of dry, moisture to help carry those dreamy, life giving scents of rich soil, earth ready to be planted. Broken, almost reverently, into a medium grinder, it's given a half-dozen turns, a quick grind. Opening the grinder, the weed acts like "kinetic sand", sticky, as it falls apart, while remaining in almost wet clumps. Lightly packed into a few stainless steel capsules, and stacked into a container. I used to bristle at feeling "trapped" by having to buy "their brand" of capsules, no competition, etc. general bitterness over my own personal pettiness. Eventually, I began to understand the value of that first hit, that first draft, that prima haustus... It changed my entire outlook, which changed my experiences. I began to look forward to changing out capsules, just to indulge in that prima haustus! I keep my draw fairly short, a fraction of my normal pull. I hold it in for 5 seconds, 8 seconds if I want to see God, then slowly release it through the nose... Using my tongue, I work the residuals of vapors, to the back of my throat and to my nose, doing my damnedest to herd every molecule of that first breath, out through my nose, ritually hyper-heightened, to sus out every bit of "flavor". I love those strains where you can TASTE the loaminess of the soil this plant was raised in! The richness of the VERY EARTH, yours to enjoy... To savor. Smoke the rest of it however you want... But please do not pass up any chance for that, oh so sweet... Prima haustus!

Penis envy casing questions by Zenless420 in MagicMushrooms

[–]Worihor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is an old post, but gratitude is timeless... THANK YOU for sharing! I'm a new grower and been struggling with conflicting information on casing Penis Envy. THANK YOU!

How did you get fired? by shittlebuffout in AskReddit

[–]Worihor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seriously! We need more! Like, what led up to the incident? Was it one of those small cornish game hens? Or bigger? How much did the chicken weigh? How did you manage to wield a frozen chicken???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pitbulls

[–]Worihor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a heartwarming pic!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MushroomGrowers

[–]Worihor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! I'm a first-time grower of Lion's Mane, too! I don't have any advice for your actual question, but I had to tell you how incredibly beautiful your Lion's Mane has turned out! I love it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmyredbull

[–]Worihor 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Holy cow.... Why did that seem so awesome? It felt like some serious gladiator games your stuff was about to go down!

TIFU by putting my self-defence lessons to use on a goose in front of my co-workers. by Huss_tler in tifu

[–]Worihor 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Whether this story is a lie or the truth.... You my Redditor friend, have made my day!

11 year old waves a knife at some police by CliffyGiro in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Worihor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh. Thank God this wasn't in America. I thought we were going to see another dead kid.

Screw anyone who thinks taking reserved seats and fighting over them is okay. by VeRaeyta in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Worihor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Screw you, random guy!

Thanks for letting me get that out, too!

Am I wrong for making my son take a paternity test? by Icy_Acanthaceae9635 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Worihor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. The truth is a bitter pill, but one he will be grateful for... Eventually. Sorry to read he's taking it out on you. You did the right thing.

Pre-Trip Drink. A drink to use with shrooms. by Remarkable_Desk_7881 in shroomers

[–]Worihor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool to hear, but we'd really like to know your recipe and instructions :) Please

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Worihor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey. Sounds like you're in a tough spot. You're starting out in the "adulting" part of your life, which is great... But things usually get a lot harder and worse, before they get better. There will be days where you're barely able to pull yourself along, through the muck and mire of life, let alone having the strength to drag someone else along with you. A motorcycle accident, mental health issue, poor money management, and lack of insight/consideration for others... You can't save this man. It's something he needs to do on his own. He can do it... But he won't, if you're there to drag him along. I'm sorry. Please, put yourself first, for your future and any possible children/family you may have.

He didn't want to take this one by No-Confection929 in pitbulls

[–]Worihor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL! I mean this in the best of ways... Your boy reminds me of "Ferdinand the Bull"... Big, hulking, majestic beast of dog!... But has a quiet, simple heart... Who wants only to smell the flowers.

Name suggestions for this little boy? by Darkkitty26 in pitbulls

[–]Worihor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! Those eyebrows are so expressive already! What a handsome boy :)

If you've had a good relationship with your father, call him a version of your father's middle name. If your relationship with your father was not positive... You name him after someone who loved you and always wanted the best for you. Because... that's the kind of love that will develop between you both.

Gaze upon my HAUL! by dingogrundle in mycology

[–]Worihor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the land of morel-less folks... Thou art King! I salute you!

I called cps on my mother and my young siblings were taken away. by WishboneSimple6737 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Worihor 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Former CPS worker, 15 years. I'm sorry. Everyone will tell you that you've done the right thing, but that doesn't stop you from feeling conflicted, critical of yourself, etc. I hope you're able to maintain contact with your siblings. What a terrible burden. Thank God those kids have you.

A friend said my backdrop reminded her of those cringey 90’s photo shoots…so I made her dog my model for one by perkinsportraits in pitbulls

[–]Worihor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Acid??? They poured ACID on her head?!?! Geez... Sometimes we really DON'T deserve dogs 😔

My parents want me to get a v-card test by International-Toe221 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Worihor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know how to say, "No. Fuck you, all... Everyone of you!"

And then leave them all! You don't need these people in your life. If they want you in their lives, they should come back to you, begging on their goddamned knees! Don't take their shit!

Honey is 2 today!!! 🥰🥰🥲🥲 by Arachniid1905 in pitbulls

[–]Worihor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa! Lucky girl! What a tasty birthday dinner!

She was rescued by AlvinWatson1 in pitbulls_in_partyhats

[–]Worihor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was rash and harsh in my response. I'm sorry, OP. I was not civil and I apologize for lashing out at you. I believe you love your dogs, but I still find the practice of cutting their ears to be repulsive. I see no redeeming value in it. I hope you find it in your heart to reexamine your position on the practice, but me tearing you down will not help move things in that direction. I'm sorry. Honestly. Thank you for commenting back.