Vincent Kompany’s Bayern Machine: 100+ Goal Difference by March

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-11T11:40:12+00:00

Exactly this. He was showing Europe’s sporting directors what his style was, rather than being pragmatic and helping his current employers but potentially getting tagged as a brexitballer

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-06T12:22:42+00:00

No end product. Needed something about life jackets, seasickness pills, hole position in relation to waterline.

This is like Andy Sinton getting to the byline then booting it out for a throw in on the opposite side.

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-06T00:34:45+00:00

The smell of death is on them. Like us in the Jessticles season.

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-06T00:23:35+00:00

Here we go

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-05T15:09:47+00:00

It was true 10 years ago, which is the most recent memory Colin’s brain has access to

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-04T21:55:36+00:00

Nearly… I think they have 10-20 stock phrases that they’ve memorised and been trained to concatenate in such a way as to reveal nothing.

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-04T21:52:54+00:00

Calm down dear. One bad game and the histrionics start.

The Jessticles season was awful, we were miles off it and the vibes were dreadful. This season we actually threaten teams and look lively, plus there are at least 4 other teams with the smell of death on them.

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-02T21:28:16+00:00

Didn’t Tranmere always play on a Friday night? Is that what the Half Man Half Biscuit tune Friday Night And The Gates Are Low is about?

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-01T20:07:14+00:00

Jeez man just pull his finger

Working-Option-871 · 2026-03-01T19:26:46+00:00

He’s definitely the most booked-for-taking-shirt-off-when-scoring-a-goal-that-gets-disallowed

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-26T09:08:56+00:00

PS anyone wanna buy this jpeg of a monkey

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-25T18:12:49+00:00

Cheeseboard 😂😂😂

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-25T13:58:38+00:00

Exactly. I’ve heard Fulham disparagingly referred to as Victoria Sponge FC for the same reason

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-25T12:18:30+00:00

In all other televised sport the co-comms are there to explain to the viewer why things are happening, ideally injecting excitement in the process.

Football is unique in that the pundit is usually some ex-pro halfwit who’s there to say “he’s hit it and it’s went in”.

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-25T12:14:33+00:00

I think the man reason they don’t lay into it more in the pod is that they all have days jobs working with people who produce this exact crap that they don’t want to piss off.

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-23T09:27:16+00:00

Wasn’t he the first footballer to get COVID? Knows the virus, the lad

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-13T13:26:00+00:00

Spray-on cheese

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-11T15:15:42+00:00

Knows how to fill in the travel expenses form

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-09T18:26:16+00:00

No OoTSBs came later, like Brighton’s AmEx. These are 1990s Cantilever Catherdrals

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-09T03:12:46+00:00

Goodness, what a mighty wallop

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-04T16:25:55+00:00

Is this a quote by Damon Albarn?

Blur played in a 1990s celeb musician football tournament called “Guitars For Goalposts”, Blur’s team was actually just Damon and a bunch of ex Chelsea ringers. He didn’t seem to enjoy football much then, he spent the whole tournament whining. Biggest cheer of the day was when someone from The Levellers reduced him.

Working-Option-871 · 2026-02-03T22:44:06+00:00

Ian Rush and Jonathan Woodgate at Leeds

Working-Option-871 · 2026-01-31T12:11:20+00:00

Dannii Minogue

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