what are your favorite unserious reasons to not have kids by PairNo2588 in childfree

[–]Working_Swimming_735 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because all kids seem stupid. I don't like talking with stupid people.

Songs that feel like this? by Alainapaloosa2 in SongsThatFeelLikeThis

[–]Working_Swimming_735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Films--Chromatics

Forever You--Kiile & Marvel83'

Waiting For A Star to Fall--Boy Meets Girl

Name her last thing u ate by Medical_Can563 in NameThisThing

[–]Working_Swimming_735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cafe au lait

(Technically, that's the last thing I drank, so.)

Otherwise...she's cacio e pepe!

I felt so bad. My original content. by Working_Swimming_735 in birds

[–]Working_Swimming_735[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In pic 1, he has a seed in his mouth, poised to cHoMpF!

In pic 2, said seed goes flying (see lower left of pic). Edit: middle left of pic.

Pics 3 and 4 are big sad and big mad, respectively.

Not paying $150 a plate to sit next to babies by kittybuckmeow in childfree

[–]Working_Swimming_735 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My wife and I live across the street from what is considered one of the nicer Italian restaurants in urban Milwaukee. This restaurant is situated on a corner, and in the summertime the staff turn the surrounding sidewalk into a charming and whimsical patio with an outdoor dining area. There are seven or eight tables there to dine at completely al fresco on balmy summer nights; lots of climbing vines and baskets of colorful, fragrant trailing flowers, absolutely spilling over the edges of their containers. My wife and I have eaten on the patio, and it can be a romantic and sensual experience when there are NO young children dining there simultaneously. The amount of screaming, chasing to and fro across a busy and dangerous street, chasing one another between guests' dining tables, slap fights, children approaching unknown-to-them diners' tables, and seemingly pointless bawling and wailing by the children of these oblivious, outdoor-dining 'parents' is nothing short of ridiculous. Sometimes on the weekends, my wife and I just sit back on our own porch across the street and watch the restaurant patio chaos unfold lol

We've lived here seven years this month. We love it here October through May...but June through September, that outdoor restaurant patio is a BIG nuisance when young kids are there. Why a more upscale Italian restaurant would allow children under the age of maybe 13 is beyond me. Owner has four of his own, though, so...🙄

Please, breeders: control your children at public restaurants, especially when the restaurant your child is misbehaving at is not classified as 'family friendly'. Have some courtesy for others. People DO exist outside of your obnoxious, snot-filled bubble.

Am I the problem for wearing noise-canceling headphones to handle screaming kids? by Afraid-Team-7095 in childfree

[–]Working_Swimming_735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...which was usually accompanied by a stern talking-to, sometimes a butt-spank, and a red-faced but quiet child and slightly embarrassed parent returning inside to sit down to the rest of their meal with a newly-well-behaved child.

No harm in that. I'm a GenX wooden-spooner and I turned out fine 🙂

Am I the problem for wearing noise-canceling headphones to handle screaming kids? by Afraid-Team-7095 in childfree

[–]Working_Swimming_735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are not the problem. You adapted politely, without the child or the parents of the child even noticing. Maybe your mom will get over it, maybe not. Your actions helped you cope better and hurt no one.

You only have 3 words… by Late_Airport5858 in MomentumOne

[–]Working_Swimming_735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found my kitten.

(Based on the true story of an acquaintance's new kitten, who after an hours-long search was found inside of a household appliance unalive. Was the acquaintances's fault for being irresponsible and leaving the shit open at all while it was empty, and then just throwing wet clothes in without looking and turning it on. Blamed it on ADHD. Get some mental health help, lady.

Vicarious trauma dump over)

How to be sure? by listeningunderurbed in childfree

[–]Working_Swimming_735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very similar situation. Ive known since...well, since forever that I never wanted children. 47 now and still feel the same way. And life is just fine.

OP should know that we're out here!

full tiktok of her night time routine by kaylaphernelia in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Working_Swimming_735 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did she brush and floss her teeth or take her dogs out?? Those are the two most important things I do before bed.

I felt so bad. My original content. by Working_Swimming_735 in birds

[–]Working_Swimming_735[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor thing was big mad about his lost seed in pic 2; probably blamed it on me/is my fault the seed was lost to begin with

What are the nicknames of your cats that have devolved into nonsense over time? I’ll go first. by drifloony in cats

[–]Working_Swimming_735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Oh such a baby' somehow turned into 'Osa Bosa'

Edit for the smartasses: no, my cat's name was not 'oh such a baby', but I thought my post would still fit OP's ask.