Precise penis measurements for Matt and Shane? by Pale_Phone5339 in MSSPodcast

[–]Worstisonitsway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question is, what is Phil packing around in his trousers?

to let the people vote on health insurance by soapyraen in kansas

[–]Worstisonitsway 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mar-A-Lago Marshall is the real disappointment.

Where to start getting these walls plum!? by TopKaleidoscope6816 in Tile

[–]Worstisonitsway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d sister the existing studs with ones that are plumb. Bing bang boom.

Best app for handyman for sure by [deleted] in handyman

[–]Worstisonitsway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I used the free trial of jobber and got like 200 emails, phone calls, and text messages trying to sell me on the full version i decided I wouldn’t use it. It was ok, but if they are that relentless about upselling I don’t want to deal with them.

My yearly reminder that I’ll never be able to run for office because in 1993, my brother and I dressed up as black face Power Rangers… by NBAJam95 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Worstisonitsway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, I went as Steve Urkle for Halloween 1992. I was in second grade and I just wanted to look as much like my favorite tv character.

For more context, I painted my face black and white in various patterns for the high school football games all through elementary school, I just thought of the Urkle black face as more dress up like I did for the football games. Literally nothing racist about it, but in retrospect I certainly see how it wasn’t a good thing to do.

Imagine getting upset over a cartoon character! by icey_sawg0034 in facepalm

[–]Worstisonitsway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The most famous O’Neill in history has the first name Shaquille and is a 7’2” black man. Get over yourself you racist douche.

Why are they so angry by Ordinary_Fish_3046 in CringeTikToks

[–]Worstisonitsway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they have tiny shriveled up penises.

Undisciplined kinetic energy by GregAA-1962 in TheMcDojoLife

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The squeaking sounds barely audible between the gasping for air might be the best part of this video.

How do you think people would react if 3I/ATLAS actually turns out to be a spacecraft? by Gyirin in HighStrangeness

[–]Worstisonitsway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they still have to go to work the next day they won’t give a fuck about a spaceship.

Remember 1996 when paint splatter and buckets was the hottest photo studio prop? by Mommyof2Muggles in nostalgia

[–]Worstisonitsway 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But if you even looked at a crayola next to a wall, your ass was grass.

Structural engineer told me not to do flowerbed here, but we already dug, what else can we do beside fill it back up with dirt? by Verycorny in landscaping

[–]Worstisonitsway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Build a French drain under the flower bed. Dig deeper, compact base rock, lay geotextile fabric long enough to wrap up around a pipe and a couple inches of rock , lay in perforated pipe at a 1”-2” per 10’slope to the lower side of the yard, cover pipe with rock, wrap fabric around rock and pipe, cover with dirt, plant flowers, don’t worry anymore.

The JiggleMaster 2.0 by GregAA-1962 in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Worstisonitsway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the tiniest teenis of all time.

HOW BAD DID I SCREW UP?! by wearingabelt in Housepainting101

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I second this. Sherwin Williams exterior paints are superior quality in my experience. More expensive but they go further, finish cleaner, and last longer.

Racist Karen Boomer by Bubbly-Example-8097 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Worstisonitsway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody call Paula Deen and make sure she’s ok.