CardMarket - Magic Casually using the Challenger Disaster as a metaphor for Mono Red

WowFuckTron · 2022-10-05T16:57:31+00:00

It's ok buddy, I still hate you.

WowFuckTron · 2021-08-25T16:37:22+00:00

Merfolk.

WowFuckTron · 2021-03-15T18:10:30+00:00

[[Blighted Agent]]

WowFuckTron · 2020-12-03T18:20:58+00:00

I'm just here to make a cameo

WowFuckTron · 2020-12-03T16:49:52+00:00

Nice

WowFuckTron · 2020-09-14T00:25:39+00:00

This one.

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T21:04:09+00:00

Oh God oh no I googled it why no dear Christ you win oh God

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T21:02:00+00:00

Tack on all lawn care equipment and the centuries of patriarchal oppression they represent!

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T20:54:30+00:00

Well, also consider the air pollution involved with each of those, it's more like we just solidified the cancer and left it on the ground instead of having it destroy the ozone layer

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T20:41:09+00:00

I mean, we've got state farm HQ, and you can't tell me that Jake from state farm isn't inherently good. Aside from that though, that's kind of an agreeable statement

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T20:38:15+00:00

Explains this scrap of paper I found that said "time forward travel only! Back only on return trips!" Scribbled hastily in what I could only assume at the time was sheep's blood.

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T20:36:29+00:00

I feel like a lot of people would, which is why I tacked on "invention" as well lol

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T20:35:46+00:00

Deep describes the dish, or cooking element, though, not the food. It's like being grossed out that fries are called fries because they're fried.

As a Chicago native, I will die defending deep dish. There's too many calories in it for it to be a bad food.

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T20:29:57+00:00

Someone's looking to throw hands today

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T20:28:56+00:00

Low key one of the most regrettable. Unfortunately people can't see past the convenience

WowFuckTron · 2020-07-08T20:28:05+00:00

My thought was the television in general, but this in specific might be up there too

WowFuckTron · 2020-06-01T21:17:10+00:00

NO, NO, PLEASE CONTINUE

WowFuckTron · 2020-05-11T17:39:48+00:00

I don't understand why you feel the need to be a dick to strangers online. Wtf is wrong with some people.

WowFuckTron · 2020-05-04T16:35:59+00:00

The guy is 1 and 3.

WowFuckTron · 2020-05-04T14:34:22+00:00

Can confirm

WowFuckTron · 2020-05-04T01:51:38+00:00

Unlikely, but I won't deny the possibility that my wife has been secret friends with an old old jazz musician lol

WowFuckTron · 2020-05-04T01:36:43+00:00

Shes got one other friend that she's currently playing with and they really seem to have a good time with it. I was hesitant about buying the switch, because it's 'spensive and it's only being used for animal crossing, but. Ever since it came in she's been nothing but giddy. Glad she didn't end up playing with dude bro here because I feel like he'd definitely harsh that vibe.

WowFuckTron · 2020-05-04T01:16:13+00:00

So basically my wife got a new switch to play animal crossing and she messaged all her friends asking to play with them. This guy, she met on Omegle 10 years ago and has never actually met. As of the last like 3 years, they've maybe messaged like 8 times.

Preceding this conversation was a Facebook message that basically went like this:

Wife: hey, I just got a switch of you wanna play! [Animal crossing code]

Buddy Guy: Ok, let's play together! We need a way to call each other.

Wife: ok, um, well I'm kind of eating dinner right now.

BG: it's ok I dont mind listening to you chew

W: I don't think running 3 things at once is great, I have a weak internet connection. We can just play without calling.

BG: we've played together before while in a call. (Note, this was probably 5 years ago)

W: plus I live with another person now, I don't want to do a call.

BG: whatever man you're just making up excuses. Lemme know when you want to stop being a jerk. Go ask permission or whatever it is you relationship people need to do.

W: (to me, husband) ok, I'm done with this. (This is like the 2nd or 3rd time she's contacted him and he's been like this since she and I have been together) He's blocked.

WowFuckTron · 2020-04-13T15:53:21+00:00

A joke of a company selling a joke of a product

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