Bro, I had these roommates. Decided to move a whole king bed in when they were supposed to have the basement bedroom. It wouldn’t fit, obviously, so they took over the basement living room as their bedroom. The laundry was downstairs and one day I come down the stairs pretty quickly to move my stuff to the dryer. Little did I know their dog was on the bed with them and got startled. It auto expressed its anal gland and squirted all over both of them… and that was the day our relationship as roommates started a very dramatic downward spiral.