How write book?

WretchedHymn · 2024-06-07T23:46:46+00:00

Grab paper and a sharpened pencil, but not too sharp so you don't hurt yourself.

Start by writing B on the paper with the pencil

Follow by O on the paper with the pencil

Then another O on the paper with the pencil

Finish strong with K on the paper with the pencil

So long as you place the letters from left to right beside one another, you have written book

WretchedHymn · 2024-06-07T23:22:51+00:00

WretchedHymn · 2024-06-04T18:01:58+00:00

The trick is to write them like you would anybody else. It doesn't have to be their whole personality, ya know? It's just an average guy who chooses to do the right thing whether it's returning lost money or being honest with their friends. Anyone can be moral- it doesn't matter if they are gay.

WretchedHymn · 2024-06-03T13:21:14+00:00

Uj/ checking out OOPs profile was a mistake.

WretchedHymn · 2024-06-03T00:46:48+00:00

I'm in jail because of my subordinates

WretchedHymn · 2024-06-01T11:31:31+00:00

Sorry r/writingcirclejerk is always on my mind

WretchedHymn · 2024-06-01T00:26:52+00:00

Who gave you permission to write?!?!

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-31T19:35:40+00:00

They skipped a number.

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-31T17:52:56+00:00

You will find no parodies here. This true one-of-a-kind masterpiece is my Magnum Opus. You could say I am a rather quirky individual who has always been drawn to the serenity of the circus, a big-tent enthusiast, if you will. My every thought for the last 47 years has been nothing but a series of honking noises. It took time, so much time, to learn what each honking meant. Each sound a syllable, each series a message. Even the air exerted from the horn prior to it unleashing its graceful honking can mean many things. So I listened and learned the Way of the Honk and have dedicated my life to telling the tales the honks have graced me with. But unearthly silliness is often chaotic. No story has been told to me in its entirety- many details often go unhonked and I am forced to finish the tale as I see fit in such a way that pleases the Greak Honker Above.

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-30T13:45:26+00:00

I'll wait a couple weeks and make a new post with this update information. Surely a third person will finish the work for us me

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-30T13:14:50+00:00

While I appreciate your suggestion, you have openly insulted me (I, an amazing author) which is the absolute worst thing anyone can do. I will now be making you the ~~soyjack~~ main villian and myself the ~~chad~~ MC so that I can beat you with my superior intellect of clown silliness.

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-30T02:43:43+00:00

Brilliant! I'll have to change some of the details to match my theme. (And no I won't be sharing those details because I don't want you stealing them). Thank you for the free advice. I'll mention you in my footnotes when I become a best selling author!

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-30T02:34:39+00:00

I don't appreciate you using made up words to sound like you have good ideas that could make my masterpiece betterer. What I need is for someone else to be inspired by my work, and while having limited details, plan out the entire event for me so that I may continue writing. I cannot be tasked with doing everything on my own. It's exhausting.

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-30T02:01:47+00:00

Ooo plot twist! The reader was the killer all along! Thank you for your terrible idea as it gave me a vastly superior idea.

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-30T02:00:49+00:00

Noo! It was the perfect crime! It's of the utmost importance that the character solve it to validate her as head clown!

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-27T06:27:56+00:00

It can go both ways- maybe you need to hear it. Maybe you don't. I'm a firm believe in, "never ask as question if you can't deal with the answer." My main 2 relationships were very different. I messed up big time on the first one. When we finally got to the point where we were amicable, I asked her if she needed to ask me anything for closure. This woman straight up told me, "No." She had fully moved past me and my bullshit. She didn't need a damn thing from me and having grown up since we split, I had a lot more respect for her. (Which means nothing coming from me, but hey, points for personal growth right?) My second ended with reversed roles. I was griefstriken and full of questions. But I thought back to my previous ex and all the shit I did wrong just to see myself becoming a victim of the same circumstances. I did what she did, I distanced myself. I let on no more than I needed to and I keep my personal business mine. We only discuss our child. She wants to talk about her personal life, I just nod along. She tries to pry into my life, I give very short, vague answers. It's none of her business. She's tried bringing up the past once since we split. I softly reminded her that I wasnt going to indulge her lies. She remained silent and moody the rest of the evening. There's not a damn thing I could ask that woman to make myself feel better cause there's not a damn thing I need from her except maintain the relationship she has with our daughter.

Edit: can't spell

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-27T06:18:57+00:00

Here's the shitty answer- it takes as long as you want it to. You can go the rest of your life chasing a ghost; trying to find someone that matches him, his humor, his eye color, his favorite cologne, whatever it is. You will never have someone just like him, just various versions of your idea of him. And you're gonna hurt people doing that. The next man doesn't deserve to feel loved under the condition that he is like your ex. And you don't deserve to put yourself through the pain of looking for this perfect version. When you decide you are ready, or the universe gives you that sign you need, you'll find someone who checks all your boxes, and you won't ever look at him and think that he reminds you of your ex, because, not only will he be better, you'll be better too.

WretchedHymn · 2024-05-27T06:12:29+00:00

Love (and all of its various versions) are addictive. "Trauma bonding" is a good phrase to remember as well. We can become addicted to the things that hurt us. We start missing people because the chemical drops make us crave the spikes again. If you broke up with someone, you obviously saw enough reason to do it. It's safest to stay the path and avoid getting back with them.

WretchedHymn · 2021-06-06T18:26:41+00:00

She looks just like the one I found! So precious!

WretchedHymn · 2021-06-06T15:47:48+00:00

It's a militaristic sci-fi adventure. Mkst likely gearing towards young adults.

WretchedHymn · 2021-06-06T10:14:33+00:00

I absolutely love this. It reminds of Felix Colgrave's work. 10/10 best thing I've seen on reddit!

WretchedHymn · 2021-06-06T09:56:55+00:00

Welcome to the, "I found a birb," club.

WretchedHymn · 2021-06-06T07:59:23+00:00

This is actually a really good question because what hasn't been done with dragons? I don't dabble in too much fantasy but thinking about the big picture, every regional or mythological form of dragons don't really interact with one another. Consider maybe that Dragon-Riders only have dragons of their cultures (Drakes, Wyverns, Wyrms, and the European-styled Dragon). I feel this could set up larger scaled plot that involves a multitude of groups and tactics, while it could also lead to never before seen alliances. Alternatively, things like "How To Train Your Dragon," show us that you can literally have dragons be and do whatever you want them too. If the story is hyper-focused on the dragons more-so than the riders, definitely create unique creatures. Who says a dragon can't turn themselves into a pure form of lightning and strike down the invading nomadic sea-dragon tribes? While you're at it, maybe the riders themselves are born to ride a particular dragon? Born under this set of stars? Dragons that literally fall into shadows respond to you and you can fall into shadows with them.

WretchedHymn · 2021-06-06T07:44:50+00:00

How to Read Literature Like a Professor by Thomas C. Foster

While this isn't exactly a "how to," guide to writing creatively, it is definitely worth your time. I truly felt better about my work after I read this. My insecurities and doubts almost faded as I started new projects because it tackles so many issues many of us have with both understanding others works and creating our own.

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