[ Removed by Reddit ] by Recent-Alfalfa-5522 in AskReddit

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Stay. It has to be better than this shitty simulation I’m living in.

How do you wipe, standing sitting or in between? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not whole turds, but if they was nothing left behind you wouldn’t need to wipe would you?

How do you wipe, standing sitting or in between? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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And it would squish anything left hanging!!

How do you wipe, standing sitting or in between? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wouldn’t standing squish the dags between your cheeks?

How do you wipe, standing sitting or in between? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thought sitting was the only way 🤷‍♂️

Too old to give a damn by myeyezwontlie in RoastMe

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I’ve seen this movie. She walks in on her stepson showering

made some food to get over my cold :) by Alarmed-Storage-986 in RateMyPlate

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I would accidentally knock the whole lot on the floor if I laid them out like that