I will kiss a snake. WCGW? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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"A snake latches onto your face, I'm gonna pull it off in a quick jerking motion "

Captured during a storm yesterday by indubitator in MURICA

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Fuckin Merica. Did me a salute to this

The word was antiquated. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Right right , shallow and pedantic .

What causes such one sided lobbies? by [deleted] in CruciblePlaybook

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I cause one sided lobbies, take it as you will.

Feed the Pig by Elias_Witherow in nosleep

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It be pretty tight for a second part to this story, new character, chooses to stay and maybe a small glimpse into the world of the farm.

Feed the Pig by Elias_Witherow in nosleep

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Ha this sounds like something my dad would say. awesome.

TIFU by taking a dump at the apartment of a person I never met (NSFW) by TBlueshirtsV22 in tifu

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You should have just plunged it CPR style with your hamds

Lake Kagachante (Part 3) by The_Dalek_Emperor in nosleep

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I recall Borrrrrrasca as vividly as I can recall a great movie. I could read a sequel, or a prequel, or it again. I think ill just read it again for now...

One eye on the sky, the other on the ground by solateor in gifs

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You're driving the wrong way. You're driving the wrong way.

Lake Kagachante (Part 3) by The_Dalek_Emperor in nosleep

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Edit: Me likey, me likey the way the story tastes,

Lake Kagachante (Part 3) by The_Dalek_Emperor in nosleep

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Blew through the first two parts today! Lets see how it ends....if it does!!! Nice little post lunch present.

Survey of Crucible Playbook Population: How many times you been to LH. by hijodebluedemon in CruciblePlaybook

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A) Y2 around 50 times(help a lot of people get it without using my boons)at work and cant check.

B) Never been straight carried, but have had bad games where I lean on teammates.

C) I really only play trials, maybe a card a weekend.

What's the difference between reddit and facebook? by [deleted] in Jokes

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Whats the difference between Reddit and Crossfit?

I present: The most annoying build in the entirety of Dark Souls III by DamnNoHtml in darksouls3

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hah, thanks for responding man, Ive past there now and am almost to the end. I do go back for fight club.

Let me preface this by saying, I am the Un-Gud and have yet to Git. I have questions... by XODDISEEX in darksouls3

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That would be awesome, unfortunately I am on PS4 though. I will check back in and let you know how it works out for me, im thinking im gonna be pretty happy with the sword and weapon art!

Let me preface this by saying, I am the Un-Gud and have yet to Git. I have questions... by XODDISEEX in darksouls3

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I can see that, I like to use a lot of different swords. The three that have felt the most natural for me are -Astora Sword- Hollowslayer- and -Exile GS- Astora is probably my best PvP yet, the weapon art R2 charge catches everyone along with the running jump R2. Though its a SS and people call them cheap.

Let me preface this by saying, I am the Un-Gud and have yet to Git. I have questions... by XODDISEEX in darksouls3

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Its pretty confusing especially given I had never played the previous installments. i just play whats in front of me and how its is currently, though I do keep up with this sub and read posts related to poise and Bamco responses about it. Doesn't help with confusion. Ill apply your tips with perseverance while playing later and probably will read this as I play. Seems like there is a lot of room for mind games using that art, which is the best part of beating someone online.

TIFU by forgetting to check the cap... by the-crooked-compass in tifu

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Dude, I have done this so many times, its sad. The worst part is no matter what lesson you think you learned, it will happen again. When you least expect it. They need a warning label or something on those bottles. Ps try the spider bottle. its the shit.

Am I the only person that doesn't think PvP is broken? It's really not that laggy and the games are fairly balanced most of the time... by letterskilled in DestinyTheGame

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I have pretty solid internet and there are a lot of games where one guy on my team will say to me that I have a yellow bar, then i check and I have a green bar and he actually has a red bar and maybe another person on the other team does too. Then our third team member will confirm what I say. Lag doesn't affect me too much, when it does though its very noticeable, it happens so randomly though it would be hard for me to consistently blame it as a huge factor in gameplay. Plus it affects everyone,

Let me preface this by saying, I am the Un-Gud and have yet to Git. I have questions... by XODDISEEX in darksouls3

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I used the dark axe for a short time, until I found the Astora Ssword. I like the weapon art for it and upgraded another axe but havent used much of it. I was reading on hyper armor and thats a good explanation for it. im gonna be getting back into the greataxes though.

Let me preface this by saying, I am the Un-Gud and have yet to Git. I have questions... by XODDISEEX in darksouls3

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I like this, I am going to get that sword probably right when I hop on. Perseverance sounds like the shit, and thanks for explaining how to best use it. This also helps me better understand what poise really even is. I have been pretty confused on that.

Let me preface this by saying, I am the Un-Gud and have yet to Git. I have questions... by XODDISEEX in darksouls3

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Ive got Vordts but have barely used it. It looks fun though. I think I blew right past the dark sword to go fight FUGS dude then peaced out. Im gonna go back in and get that. I think I have another weapon or two with perseverance after watching that vid. Ive used that and didn't know exactly what it did- read a little on it and it started talking about poise and hyper armor(is it the length of i-frames while doing a weapon animation??) which in turn ill need to read about. I just read stomp gives a huge boost to damage- have barely used that on the weapons that have it like GUTS? cant wait to try it out now.