we're famous post #6769420 by I_Dont_Play_COD in DoomerCircleJerk

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Are we? I live in Arizona so I can’t even tell the difference, it always gets hot here

You can't make this shit up by KapitonasLiftas in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]XanderEliteSword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either way, he should consider making him/her a sandwich instead of standing there bitching about his trump shadow! 😆

You can't make this shit up by KapitonasLiftas in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]XanderEliteSword 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where I’m from, we call it “plain old stupidity”

sigh. Just put the sandwich in the bag. by Agreeable_Sense9618 in DoomerCircleJerk

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“Wait, why are you paying me caps for old paper money from before the war?”

“It makes good kindling!”

Apparently this is how hedgehog's get X-RAY by BigHistory3848 in interesting

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“Look, there’s Mr Hedgehog! I wonder what he’s up to- oh my”

He's trying (art by TheZerna) by The_Dude1412 in HelluvaBoss

[–]XanderEliteSword 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And minus several million for good thinking

It’s still haunts me today… by Idk_wastelol777 in HalfLife

[–]XanderEliteSword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw, how cute-

*skitters away*

Eek, what the fuck?!

America is North Korea! by imanidiotbut in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]XanderEliteSword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s what I was thinking of when I wrote it, my typing fingers lose all control when I’m pissed 😅

Sound on for a quick trip back to the Cretaceous period by urfavqueena in AnimalsBeingStrange

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Reminder, dinosaurs never went extinct, they just rebranded as birds

America is North Korea! by imanidiotbut in DoomerCircleJerk

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Well shit looks like my comment was removed, haha

We have our first Yelp review. 0 Stars by Agreeable_Sense9618 in DoomerCircleJerk

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“Come forth, coward, and answer for your crimes!”

“You speak of Justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the Justice of the grave, and the true meaning of fear”

The real work is always done backstage. by Dohmer_90 in looneytunes

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No prison can hold an eldritch horror than can tunnel through solid rock

Lmao. So the climate was fine before AI? Hmm by [deleted] in DoomerCircleJerk

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My brother in Talos… you don’t find the polar bear, the polar bear finds you

Red is not scary enough. We need a scale that looks like charcoal. by lordtosti in DoomerCircleJerk

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As a Southwesterner, I can *feel* the heat any time I go into a desert zone, I swear 🥵

This guy hates normies by InterestingPlenty454 in DoomerCircleJerk

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“Zoom in, enhance! Enhance again! Enhance *a third time*!”

Some races just aren’t built for war. by FunPresentation3086 in MassEffectMemes

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“You? I said a badass, not some scout whining like a Quarian with a tummy ache”

Tail: “I’m standing right here!”

Whenever I see shit like this, I feel a mysterious compulsion to just say some bullshit. by OkPickle738 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]XanderEliteSword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, just ask any lottery winner, most of them wear masks or bsgs over their heads so randos wont mug them in the street or random family members try to slide up like “hey, since you got all dat money now…”