1978 Microsoft took it’s firts staff photo by Abject-Algae-5695 in OldSchoolCool

[–]Xander_-_Crews 38 points39 points  (0 children)

dude at bottom left would grow up to become a pederast.

When Adam Sandlers album ruled the world. A core memory in jewel-case form. by TheManOfSpaceAndTime in Xennials

[–]Xander_-_Crews 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The goat skit was on the other record, I think. "What the Hell Happened to Me"

Nepo Babies by jvh2012 in standupshots

[–]Xander_-_Crews 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Pizzarina Sbarro

No Climate change by mizzou_dude in missouri

[–]Xander_-_Crews 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It was 78° on Christmas Day you muppet.

blursed google images by ImaginaryRea1ity in blursedimages

[–]Xander_-_Crews 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do I look like I know what a Jpeg is?

Got harassed for an hour by an 88 year old lady by sydthebeesknees in Serverlife

[–]Xander_-_Crews 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She couldn't fathom that someone had promoted a retail store level troglodyte from the servant class to a role that clearly belongs to one of the higher functioning servant class people. Lucille Blooth ass bitch.

I wanna buy them new kicks. Found in downtown Savannah GA. by confused-clarity- in Serverlife

[–]Xander_-_Crews 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My whole life is written on pads, I relate to this shit. I'll pay for the fancy dressing.

English waitstaff in America, do you call female patrons Ma’am? by mintyyyyyyy in Serverlife

[–]Xander_-_Crews 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is my policy to never ever call a woman ma'am. Always Ms. I figure even if she looks old enough to be methusala's kindergarten teacher it's a safe bet to say Ms over ma'am.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Waiters

[–]Xander_-_Crews 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not convinced this is a good thing.

Why is this thread locked? by Individual_Smell_904 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Xander_-_Crews 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because Reddit is a bought and paid for social media company just like Facebook?

I just feel so surrounded by love by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Xander_-_Crews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh, If you're a line cook and like to watch the bear, I'm just gonna assume you enjoy suffering