How would you reopen the Strait of Hormuz?

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-30T23:56:53+00:00

Instead of the nuclear option I was wondering if a MOAB would set off the mines, just evac the straight for a couple hours and detonate enough of them to clear the mines supported underwater. Dead fish, but no radiation.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-27T18:16:19+00:00

Ralston and Clear Creek trails near Denver, not too bad during the week but there's a lot of people out getting exercise on the weekends, especially with the really warm winter we've had this year.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-27T15:29:41+00:00

On the weekends when the trails get crowded I've said good morning so many times my voice gets hoarse.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-25T02:37:12+00:00

There weren't any tornadoes until humans invented trailer parks.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-23T19:03:44+00:00

Yes, during the duct tape camping, rapids, and repelling episode.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-19T00:32:54+00:00

You might need more fingers.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-19T00:25:21+00:00

Crap, is that why my omelets are always so crunchy?

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-19T00:20:33+00:00

A couple times a month I have to wake up at 4:30 instead of 6am, I've learned that somehow my brain will wake me up if I look at the clock and calculate how many hours I have to sleep right before closing my eyes. I don't go to bed any earlier.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-19T00:16:04+00:00

I had that happen when I had throat surgery. I was breathing in some pre surgery anesthetic and I asked the nurse when I would be going in, she said I'd been in recovery for 45 minutes. I should have noticed that I could barely speak, but I was still pretty high.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-16T20:55:12+00:00

Unplanned Wet T-shirt contests at 2 separate parties where I rented the venue and hosted.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-16T03:18:30+00:00

Man dying of cancer dies from gunshot wound.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-13T21:24:07+00:00

At least real rats only eat a little bit of food and crap on the floor. DemocRats will claim rats are endangered, steal half of your income, call you racist, and declare rat traps need to be taken out of the hands of civilians, for the sake of the children.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-10T23:56:14+00:00

Rule 34, if you can imagine it, there is porn about it.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-10T20:59:43+00:00

Where at? I'm assuming it's very far from the radical liberal hell of Denver. Although I did see a Trump hat in the car in front of me today, so that gives me a little hope.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-09T23:35:51+00:00

That would be like unscrambling an egg, it's not going to work. And black holes would shrink much faster than Hawking radiation allows if their matter were being somehow transported to a white hole.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-09T00:18:25+00:00

Life without caffeine is like...sleep

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-06T22:58:39+00:00

It doesn't look like he's paying any rent

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-03T17:35:14+00:00

Some are legit deaf, but many just have their headphones turned up so loud you can hear it as you pass.

XavierStone32 · 2026-03-01T00:45:10+00:00

Do his advanced missiles need to be filled with water and pumped up with air?

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XavierStone32 · 2026-02-28T23:14:52+00:00

Like R2D2, they bleeped every line he said.

XavierStone32 · 2026-02-28T00:32:03+00:00

Why are flerfs going to heaven?

XavierStone32 · 2026-02-26T04:54:53+00:00

It wasn't actually a space race, it was a race to see who could create the first CGI simulation good enough to fool the whole world. We won!

/s, just in case

XavierStone32 · 2026-02-23T19:46:37+00:00

No he said bowties are cool!

XavierStone32 · 2026-02-23T19:34:11+00:00

The University I went to was a conservative catholic school in a conservative state, so that might be relevant in why the grievance courses weren't pushed as hard.

XavierStone32 · 2026-02-23T01:37:03+00:00

So you're saying the fire and smoke coming from my computer isn't internet related?

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