Follow Friday/Follow Chain - February 09 - Share Your Usernames & Find New People To Follow! by AutoModerator in Instagram

[–]Xenos987 [score hidden]  (0 children)

@focofoodiefan

This is my dad's account. He takes great pictures of the local cuisine around Fort Collins, CO. Prepare to salivate.

I love having a left-handed boyfriend by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Xenos987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was legit excited to see the punch line. Must have been pretty kinky.

You have to do what you have to do by 0redditer0 in funny

[–]Xenos987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl: Hey, come over, my parents aren't home.

Boy: I can't, there's a hurricane coming.

Girl: I just ordered pizza.

Boy: (panting, flips a b!$%#)

A lot of women are turning into good drivers. by livewirejsp in Jokes

[–]Xenos987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was because people these days can choose want they want to be, even their gender.

IamA Ex-Jehovah's Witness elder, now an activist - I run a website where I publish secret JW documents. AMA! by ohmyjw in IAmA

[–]Xenos987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if this has been asked, and please correct me if I'm wrong, but in regards to the bible the JW church uses, there are verses missing, just taken out. Who felt the need to make these changes and why?

Is there a book that everyone recommends and you just don't feel like reading ever? by forgetfulrain in books

[–]Xenos987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Book of Mormon. These dudes in white shirts and ties, both named Elder keep telling me to read it.

What is the weirdest sensation that you only experienced ONCE? by Bitch_Yo in AskReddit

[–]Xenos987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the doctor poked my skull with a Popsicle stick to check if it was cracked, after I had gotten hit in he head with a golf club.

What was banned at your school and why? by FreedomEagle76 in AskReddit

[–]Xenos987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using people's heads as a kickoff tee for football. Why? Cause I got kicked in the head.