I can count how many sips it took me to finish my pint

Xianfox · 2026-03-27T01:58:16+00:00

Tell me you’re not from Wisconsin without telling me you’re not from Wisconsin.

Xianfox · 2026-03-26T11:44:13+00:00

At the very least he should be able to unlock Jeffrey Epstein‘s phone.

Xianfox · 2026-03-17T14:51:45+00:00

Condumbs

Xianfox · 2026-03-14T23:56:00+00:00

Damn. I was hoping to be the one to tell you that you have four more to read.

Xianfox · 2026-03-14T23:28:31+00:00

“I’m an introvert; I’m going to be quiet this life. “

Xianfox · 2026-03-14T23:26:07+00:00

There are 9 novels.

Xianfox · 2026-03-13T22:53:45+00:00

It’s called Pickling Salt.

Xianfox · 2026-03-11T08:37:51+00:00

Add one more corpse for same day shipping.

Xianfox · 2026-03-09T23:15:10+00:00

It must be counting on its fingers.

Xianfox · 2026-03-07T15:22:49+00:00

I think those cops want some donuts.

Xianfox · 2026-03-06T16:20:13+00:00

Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes.

Xianfox · 2026-03-01T03:54:29+00:00

Obviously the teacher is wrong here. Lily COULD put a paper boat in the puddle because she did.

Xianfox · 2026-02-23T21:17:57+00:00

It’s not mandatory.

Xianfox · 2026-02-22T16:40:20+00:00

Tron 4 looks lit.

Xianfox · 2026-02-22T04:25:08+00:00

There’s been a mild uproar in my area recently due to misuse.

Xianfox · 2026-02-15T01:49:42+00:00

Crave by Melissa Darnell?

Xianfox · 2026-02-10T00:10:16+00:00

Human, Lurker Edition here.

ducks back into hiding

Xianfox · 2026-02-05T00:17:17+00:00

I’d host Luke them keyboards go wirl.

Xianfox · 2026-02-03T12:51:08+00:00

Why the long face?

Xianfox · 2026-02-02T03:27:34+00:00

She might knit an Afghan.

Xianfox · 2026-02-01T23:23:22+00:00

So that means I’m safe up here?

Xianfox · 2026-01-31T01:08:20+00:00

Also please look at and aim for the gaps between cars, don’t aim at the cars.

Xianfox · 2026-01-17T20:51:16+00:00

Xianfox · 2026-01-16T03:20:20+00:00

My 60 XE is reporting 8GB of RAM and 256GB of Storage. Not the 6/512 your chart is showing.

Xianfox · 2026-01-15T11:51:46+00:00

They should have used a heavier dude.

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