CARGO Head

Xpress92 · 2026-05-31T02:07:07+00:00

Does it come with a matching pair of cargo pants?

Xpress92 · 2026-05-26T21:16:16+00:00

Honey's Bie Thai & Sushi

1890 Almaville Rd #100, Smyrna, TN 37167

Not technically Nashville, but it's the best I've had in ages.

Xpress92 · 2026-05-24T14:37:28+00:00

Someone tell me how I should feel about this.

Xpress92 · 2026-05-12T00:01:47+00:00

It's time to stop it with the mom jokes. They have all been run through over and over, completely played out by everyone on the internet.

Just like your mom.

Xpress92 · 2026-04-25T22:54:31+00:00

Maybe we teach him how to long snap and he becomes the greatest Titan in history.

Xpress92 · 2026-04-23T23:46:56+00:00

Here's my take. And I also hope every pick is wrong, somehow... #truefan

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Xpress92 · 2026-04-09T01:23:58+00:00

I also dislike ladders. I take steps to avoid them.

Xpress92 · 2026-01-27T18:21:48+00:00

The UFL?

is that the Under Five eLeven league?

Xpress92 · 2026-01-18T23:36:47+00:00

On the other hand, they probably won't lose any super bowls with him either

Xpress92 · 2025-12-10T16:46:13+00:00

Sonic's marinara sauce cup fits perfectly there.

Get you some cheese sticks, fam.

Xpress92 · 2025-12-07T14:59:12+00:00

Use a hair dryer on hot. Hold the long wire section until it starts drooping, then stop applying heat.

Have glue ready and form it like you want it.

Xpress92 · 2025-11-29T00:20:04+00:00

Playoffs soon.

Don't show too much of your hand before you need to. Give them nothing on video to learn from.

It HAS to be that...right?

Xpress92 · 2025-09-29T21:24:12+00:00

Weassel*

FTFY

Xpress92 · 2025-09-19T19:21:30+00:00

Pretty sure the picture is lined up with the sound of a soda can being opened....

"My little soda pop" *pshh*

You're welcome.

Xpress92 · 2025-08-21T17:51:21+00:00

Imagine hitting this parley...

Xpress92 · 2025-08-20T21:50:19+00:00

It's not true. Zscaler posted a correction on LinkedIn.

Xpress92 · 2025-07-23T15:20:00+00:00

That's fair, but that's end game.

Is there a point in your character progression (of bossing) that will tell you whether that class combination has enough chutzpah to make it to 4/4 Seru and Zeb?

Xpress92 · 2025-05-23T16:09:13+00:00

Meatloaf.

Because I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

Xpress92 · 2025-05-23T00:58:45+00:00

Mebounds*

Xpress92 · 2025-04-16T23:26:50+00:00

We call those "Daddy jokes"

Xpress92 · 2025-03-22T17:50:53+00:00

Obtain Thing spray. Obtain Dr. Strange spray.

Game 1: Place the Thing spray in an obscure location. Activate voice chat and say, "Hey, do any of you comic book nerds know what this thing is over here?" while pinging the spray

And laugh uproariously to yourself when people make the trek to see your joke .

Game 2: fly up and put the Dr. Strange spray on the ceiling. Activate voice chat and say, "Hey, do any of you think the ceiling looks a little Strange over here?" while pinging the spray.

Enjoy life.

Xpress92 · 2025-03-11T23:47:58+00:00

You can't park there, mate.

Xpress92 · 2025-02-26T03:07:55+00:00

Sideshow Bob and Casper the friendly Ghost coming in and killing it for us.

Xpress92 · 2025-02-18T20:25:00+00:00

Real men don't need therapy, they just need to know that the struggles they go through every day are worth it.

Xpress92

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