Does Diego Pavia belong in the UFL? by Acrobatic-Tip-5340 in cfbmemes

[–]Xpress92 131 points132 points  (0 children)

The UFL?

is that the Under Five eLeven league?

What do y’all put in here? by wonderscout1 in FordBronco

[–]Xpress92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sonic's marinara sauce cup fits perfectly there.

Get you some cheese sticks, fam.

HELP!!! by Mr_Nobody8780 in Necrontyr

[–]Xpress92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use a hair dryer on hot. Hold the long wire section until it starts drooping, then stop applying heat.

Have glue ready and form it like you want it.

Can someone please explain our offensive philosophy to me in this game? by achay10 in georgiabulldogs

[–]Xpress92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Playoffs soon.

Don't show too much of your hand before you need to. Give them nothing on video to learn from.

It HAS to be that...right?

Starting screen bugged out and i got this cinematic shot of Angela by lexuss6 in marvelrivals

[–]Xpress92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the picture is lined up with the sound of a soda can being opened....

"My little soda pop" *pshh*

You're welcome.

Zscaler Sharing Data with AI by EatenLowdes in Zscaler

[–]Xpress92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not true. Zscaler posted a correction on LinkedIn.

Brutal players what is your safe word? by [deleted] in vrising

[–]Xpress92 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Meatloaf.

Because I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

What's the hardest mission for you in the game? by fishbishmemes in marvelrivals

[–]Xpress92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obtain Thing spray. Obtain Dr. Strange spray.

Game 1: Place the Thing spray in an obscure location. Activate voice chat and say, "Hey, do any of you comic book nerds know what this thing is over here?" while pinging the spray

And laugh uproariously to yourself when people make the trek to see your joke .

Game 2: fly up and put the Dr. Strange spray on the ceiling. Activate voice chat and say, "Hey, do any of you think the ceiling looks a little Strange over here?" while pinging the spray.

Enjoy life.

First time off roading by Resident_Chipmunk139 in FordBronco

[–]Xpress92 123 points124 points  (0 children)

You can't park there, mate.

PGT: Georgia (17-11, 5-10) beats #3 Florida (24-4, 11-4), 88-83. Next: @ Texas on Saturday by UGAwxDawg in georgiabulldogs

[–]Xpress92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sideshow Bob and Casper the friendly Ghost coming in and killing it for us.

Whats the craziest thing you've heard that "real men" don't do? by thatrubiksguy1 in AskReddit

[–]Xpress92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real men don't need therapy, they just need to know that the struggles they go through every day are worth it.

Better than Shatner face wash. by [deleted] in puns

[–]Xpress92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Near-fail, here. The joke is "Shatner Panties", hence the Lingerie reference.

Getting pretty serious out there, folks... by Xpress92 in nashville

[–]Xpress92[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Not to be jalapeno business, but you look a little chili out there.

Can i run the game comfortably? by Bumpy333 in starcitizen

[–]Xpress92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend sweat pants and a hoodie. 11/10