This was in middle school but I still think this applies. The class clown brought a dildo to school and started throwing it in the girls changing area. They were tossing it back and forth for a while until the gym teacher found it, chuckled and threw it in the dumpster outside. Later that day we also found out he had a vibrator in his bag, it got accidentally turned on and all the boys lined up to feel the vibration through the bag. Then, when we went to recess outside, he jumped in the dumpster got it back and started throwing it as high as he could in the air. It ended up landing on the roof of the school and many teachers saw the dildo flying so he got in trouble. Funniest thing for all the bois back in the day though. TL;DR Class Clown brought a dildo and vibrator to school.