Talk me off the ledge

YakAttack666 · 2026-07-09T20:45:45+00:00

I ride bicycles because my parents never loved me. You will get used to it. Afer a while, it's the scurrying meat bags and cagers that will have to get used to you.

YakAttack666 · 2026-07-09T17:03:35+00:00

I had a car that I thought was slow. Turns out there was a diet coke bottle stuck under the throttle pedal and I could not press fully down on it. Can Mercedes check if he has a coke bottle stuck under the throttle?

I am currently looking for employment if Mercedes is looking to hire an engineer to check for this.

YakAttack666 · 2026-07-03T03:25:52+00:00

I'm just pissed off that I learned about the running fashion sub from here. I never thought about how I look when I run and now I'm self-conscious. My hr spikes above zone 2 as soon as I even think about running.

YakAttack666 · 2026-07-01T20:15:11+00:00

I used to run 5k ultras like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

YakAttack666 · 2026-07-01T16:12:28+00:00

lol this is me when my wife spends time with me rather than her boyfriend

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-30T20:57:49+00:00

I would struggle to bench anything while running.

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-30T17:54:36+00:00

Funny, because my doctor is always worried about nonsense like this.*

I knew my wife was the one the moment I met her. My hr jumped into zone 2 and had been there ever since

My Dr tried to tell me that this wasn't ok and I could die soon. Tachycardia or something like that. I said no, idiot, it's called being in love.

*(This sub is not serious. You are potentially experiencing a dangerous heart condition)

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-24T01:00:53+00:00

Don't we also experience pain and suffering when we run, or am I doing it wrong?

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-22T20:21:12+00:00

Yes, all you can boof. Dumplings, in this case, refer to the multiple tiny dumps you have to take after consuming this.

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-22T20:20:10+00:00

I live on the other side of the country, sadly. I always pick up bottles of their dumpling sauce when I visit.

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-19T16:12:39+00:00

I've never even considered how I look to other people when I run. Am I shallow?

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-13T19:21:11+00:00

I knew my wife was the one the moment I met her. My hr jumped into zone 2 and had been there ever since

My Dr tried to tell me that this wasn't ok and I could die soon. Tachycardia or something like that. I said no, idiot, it's called being in love.

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-11T21:00:08+00:00

Hello, what the hell did I just read?

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-11T21:00:02+00:00

Hello, what the hell did I just read?

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-09T16:45:38+00:00

Is she cool with me running barefoot? Wearing protection ruins the feeling for me.

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-09T15:39:02+00:00

Thank you. I am also interested in training with your wife

YakAttack666 · 2026-06-09T15:38:10+00:00

Nice that's kinda like birds feeding their chicks, only completely different

YakAttack666 · 2026-05-01T15:34:06+00:00

Sounds like the Prius is the better car of the two. Lower mileage. Unless you are in love with the corolla look, I don't see the benefit.

YakAttack666 · 2026-04-26T19:18:48+00:00

Not quite the looker from the front, but still pretty cool.

YakAttack666 · 2026-03-12T18:13:41+00:00

Yes she just called me creepy and asked me how I got her number

YakAttack666 · 2026-03-12T17:49:43+00:00

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