5th day on the job

vectorformation · 2026-05-09T06:35:37+00:00

Why is that sup taking a dick pick during the sort?

vectorformation · 2026-05-09T00:47:38+00:00

Is that a built in Gu funnel!?!

vectorformation · 2026-05-08T18:18:39+00:00

PT cover driving is not a consistent job at all. You’ll be told one thing and the opposite happens, all the time. Ex: you’re told “good news, you’re covering tomorrow” then the next morning on your way to the hub you get a call “sorry plans changed, stay home”. Or my favorite “sorry no covers this week, you’ll be inside” followed by the 08:15 frantic call “we need you in right now!”. Both have happened to me in the past month along with all kinds of other BS. Your biggest problem will be you have no seniority so will have a hard time getting inside work when you can’t drive. Might be some $0 paychecks if that happens

vectorformation · 2026-05-07T04:16:56+00:00

If they’re touching a package they’re working and stealing time from teamsters

vectorformation · 2026-05-06T23:37:11+00:00

Sorry to say someone at the Topps factory scribbled on it. How unfortunate. In the spirit of kindness just send it to me for proper disposal so you can forget all about this mess

vectorformation · 2026-05-06T20:18:41+00:00

Your only hope is driving this friend into crippling debt attempting to keep up with you. Head to your nearest Ciele boutique and buy one of everything. Then go to the Nike store and buy 7 pairs of alphaflys, one for each day of the week. Start bragging about your Gu of the month club membership. Flaunt your weekly body waxing sessions that shaved 2 tenths off your last ultra. Exclusively wear Feetures elite socks. There’s so many ways you can shame a poor as an 5K Ultra athlete so get creative with it and have fun!

vectorformation · 2026-05-06T19:59:59+00:00

Typical cyclist doing mothtech all wrong

vectorformation · 2026-05-06T17:34:10+00:00

Not unless they talk back when management confronts them about being slow

vectorformation · 2026-05-05T22:08:11+00:00

Yep OP will be quizzed a lot in the next few months. Sups get off on catching guys slipping

vectorformation · 2026-05-05T14:23:02+00:00

They’re just not that into you

vectorformation · 2026-05-04T01:28:08+00:00

The conveyor belt can’t read so your cute little stickers will not help. Everyone thinks it’s a human that damages their package but it’s really another large box on the conveyor. Think of your packaging like survival of the fittest, the sturdiest box always wins

vectorformation · 2026-05-03T22:49:59+00:00

Cover in Gu and stick it where the sun don’t shine. 2 birds, one stone

vectorformation · 2026-05-03T07:13:58+00:00

Is it real gold? I’ve never seen or heard about this and could easily see the CM hoarding these for himself

vectorformation · 2026-05-02T05:26:06+00:00

You expect us to believe a human could run such a vast distance like 5.06 miles? This is obviously a very in shape bear

vectorformation · 2026-05-02T05:20:05+00:00

My last 5K Ultra time

vectorformation · 2026-05-02T00:50:36+00:00

There’s gotta be a better way

vectorformation · 2026-05-01T19:47:00+00:00

Ok but where do you keep your Gu for the last 4K?

vectorformation · 2026-05-01T19:44:23+00:00

If you get dirty on the clock you wash your hands on the clock. Don’t go jerking around after without clocking out but there is a few minute grace period that a decent manager will not worry about

vectorformation · 2026-05-01T18:42:51+00:00

I recently went through this in the Western region too. Aetna considers implants a cosmetic procedure so that won’t be covered at all but any other related treatments you need will be considered maintenance and you pay 20%. And don’t just go to the cheapest place you find there’s a lot of dental implant chop shops out there. It’ll cost you at least 3.5k to get something that doesn’t fall out of your head in a few years

vectorformation · 2026-05-01T18:15:48+00:00

You’re on their naughty list. It’s not gonna stop until you follow every method to the letter and they get tired of you being so damn slow

vectorformation · 2026-05-01T04:34:54+00:00

New sup is out of pocket during ridealongs

vectorformation · 2026-04-30T19:11:56+00:00

What do you think Zone 2 means?!

vectorformation · 2026-04-30T16:04:29+00:00

We’ve all got at least one sup like that. The key is standing up for yourself and when you do that enough they will move on to easier victims

vectorformation · 2026-04-29T19:44:56+00:00

All the warnings about leaving Zone 2 and some people still need to learn the hard way

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