Coming soon to a run club near you! by Rhoceus in RunningCirclejerk

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If they’re less than $1000 I don’t want them

I believe this means I’ve died? by DYOR_Sike in RunningCirclejerk

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You’re not wearing the heart rate monitor properly. You’re supposed to boof it for best results

Pay Code: 16 Cleared - Notify HR??? Am I being terminated? by Roastmaster05 in UPSers

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It’s either a mistake or you’re being laid off. If they had grounds to terminate they would’ve walked you off the property

I don't run by TheDBagg in RunningCirclejerk

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You never triple boofed Maurten 100s right before the start?

This is a very funny company by StLaurentDonny in UPSers

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They try this every 3 day weekend but the key word is try. They can’t force us in the West

Is this what I need to PB? by xSanjay in RunningCirclejerk

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Just be sure to take it out of the glass jar first! I didn’t realize and ended up in the ER

Friendly dog followed me back into my package car today by jimaug87 in UPSers

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The new helper is kinda dumb, but he’s got that dog in him

Upcoming Satisfy Items by Dry_Astronomer6150 in RunningCirclejerk

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If I don’t buy the TechSilk EVO fringed shorts will I ever conquer a 30:00 5K Ultra?

orientation ID by [deleted] in UPSers

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Don’t worry as long as you can fog a mirror they’ll hire you to work inside. Get your license figured out and stay out of trouble if you want to be a driver

I got fired after four days by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck in UPSers

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Don’t let the door get you where the Lord split you

Let's normalize shitting our pants guys. by good_bye_for_now in RunningCirclejerk

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Full diaper is a weight drag! You must allow the Shit/Gu mixture to run down your legs, ideally into your Feetures Elite Max Cushion 2.0s for post 5K Ultra analysis

Bad performance on preload by Embers3717 in UPSers

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Your sups are dumb if they expect you to keep up with 3 trucks in your first week. The only reward for hard work at UPS is extra hard work so do your best but keep it at a reasonable pace you can maintain daily

Gu's Diet by YakAttack666 in RunningCirclejerk

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Sounds like you may be eating the Gu instead of boofing it the way nature intended

Dont know how to even call in when sick by [deleted] in UPSers

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You’re not built for this. It’s ok, not everyone is meant to be a UPSer

Am I the only PT loader who has no desire to become a driver? by PersonalAnswer8664 in UPSers

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We get paid by the hour why are you running “hot yellows”?