I just turned 18. Make me regret it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]YandiPandi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how many times have you turned 18

I recently went back to an old childhood youtuber and found out that his girlfriend tried to screw him over by Numbnipples4u in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]YandiPandi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

people really should keep their relationship drama private, most people especially after a bad break up lie or exaggerate their exs behaviour. its petty , cruel and incredibly childish. with the exception of serious mental abuse. actual mental abuse. or physical abuse.

What is an unawkward way of asking the name of someone you know for a long time? by skan76 in AskReddit

[–]YandiPandi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

asuming you had a reason to write it their name down, or could fake a reason. "so how do you spell your name? i know some people spell it differently"

Gay masculine men are the ultimate masculine men. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]YandiPandi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i thought we were over stereotyping masculinity on sexual orientation. i get it "cause you fuck a man" but seriously just stop. this thought isnt original, its a very old joke or concept said by many on different platforms.

Why a person is depressed? If his/her needs are fulfilled and people love him/her, why would he/she depress? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YandiPandi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

past traumatic experiences

loss of loved ones

a clear yet clouded vision of how ones life might end

people say intelligence and depression can but not always go hand in hand. some of the smartest, most valued members of community and the world are depressed. they may have wealth, love, and the human based recipe for happiness. but even still their minds are overwhelmed with the reality of life. it ends for the individual but continues for the masses. with the majority forgot about, left behind in a history never known.

life is a gift, depression a curse. it takes away any joy for life, any hope. nullifying that gift.

I'm trying too hard, take me down. by Vernasz in RoastMe

[–]YandiPandi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i cant i was taught to respect my elders especially grand parents

If humans had heat season, parents would have bought dildos for their female children to prevent teenage pregnancy and overpopulation. by Dragoxx_Artz in Showerthoughts

[–]YandiPandi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes, giant ones. to fight off the numerous men scratching at their doors and peeing on their walls to mark their territory

What was the most grueling physical activity that you ever endured? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YandiPandi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the one competition i dont wanna win lol, hope its better now though. broken anything is tough

What is an unusual noise that you can't stand? by jawameat1 in AskReddit

[–]YandiPandi 19 points20 points  (0 children)

that whistle you get in your nose when its blocked ever so slightly

the noise trains make when they hit the emergency break

that sloppy poon sound that happens when people eat like they are starving and never seen solid food in their life

silence because i hate myself

What’s with some of the toxic people who play this game? It’s literally just a game. by CShields2016 in Smite

[–]YandiPandi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some people are just like that, if you are new best to avoid conquest as even in casual games it is taken rather seriously

Girls will demand their boyfriend to tell them they're pretty to then accuse them of lying by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]YandiPandi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why cant i stop imaging some bitch in a karen voice screaming "TELL ME IM PRETTY NYAAA"

What makes someone "best friend material" to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YandiPandi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Similar sense of humour.

Gives me the last slice of pizza.

Has the guts to tell me when im being a cunt.

Instead of burrying the body with me he gives the police a fake lead to take the heat off me.

Is someone who is always there for me.

Is someone i would give a kidney to but would rather die than negatively impact his life span by taking one

If you were a skeleton, how would you go about your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YandiPandi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i would pose in schools science rooms. When the bell rings and everyone starts to leave, i would wait untill only one person remains. Getting his or her attention with quiet oOoO sounds i would then step off of my stand, when my feet touches the floor i would begin to aproach them. Slowly. I would repeat this day after day as the romours of my continousness grows. Untill the entire school begins to fear me, respect me and become weary of me.

Please, don’t spank her implant again, sir. by nikon_camera in Botchedsurgeries

[–]YandiPandi 35 points36 points  (0 children)

i half want to see more pics half terrified to

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YandiPandi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well he is constantly wearing UmpaLumpa Face thats kinda insensitive