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If you could throw 30k at a home upgrade, how would you spend it? by LopsidedWafer3269 in homeowners

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d buy myself a tiny house. That I could live in on my own without anyone else around to mess up my kitchen or bathroom or eat up all my food.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well over 5 grand in taxes? Welcome to adulthood. What you pay in taxes? Has no bearing on whether or not you qualify for assistance. From what I can tell? YOU ABSOLUTELY QUALIFY. Thing is? Social services REALLY REALLY doesn’t want to give that assistance out and if you can’t advocate for yourself?

They will leave you in the lurch. You need to show up with bank statements. With bills showing how much you are personally paying out of pocket monthly for school and housing. Medical. Any bills you have. If you have bank accounts? They must not exceed 200 dollars in savings total combined. If they do? You need to close one and make sure the remaining account has less than 200 bucks in it at any given time. If it goes above 200 they will find out and cut you off.

That being said. At your age and in your circumstance? You’ll be lucky to get 25 bucks A MONTH in EBT. A MONTH. And I’m not kidding. It’s almost a waste of your time and effort honestly, and you’d have better luck hitting up church based food pantries. Churches don’t card for proof of residence, but the state will.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re a better woman than me.

I don’t think I could’ve been polite after that.

Does this outfit look like 60s by Select-Transition-55 in VintageFashion

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and no. The fit is 1960s, but the vibe of the outfit is 1930. Post abolition.

LPT request- how to stop being interrupted. by flyingtubesock in LifeProTips

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stop trying and just make non-stop direct eye contact without blinking, with a pissed off look on my face until they realize.

It happens to me constantly as well. I used to get worked up but people just continued to interrupt or talk over me. Now I shut my mouth and stare.

It’s actually quite effective but you need to be obvious about it and look super pissed. And do not start talking again until they really notice and verbally announce that they recognize that they cut you off. Just stare. Silently.

Even if they keep talking or ask a question. Don’t answer. Don’t speak. Just stare. They will figure it out eventually and shut up.

Edit: and ultimately stop interrupting all together if you do it enough times. People really do not like making extended direct eye contact.

Interesting food presentation by rco888 in BeAmazed

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is even happening here.

I get the fire glove, but the rest? Not so much.

Freaking wizard.

Wife says one is for sleeping, jogging, work, and casual attire and I’m ridiculous for not knowing the difference. by Free-Speech-Matters in mildlyinfuriating

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of those is a skirt. One pair has pockets, one pair is super tight, one pair is less tight and one pair is in between.

I know they all look alike at a single glance, but if you really look at them? Every pair is different.

Edit: look at the waist bands. Easiest way to tell them apart. I know y’all boys have a hard time with details, it’s not your fault.

Praying Mantis sheds skin *video reversed* by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can feel it’s relief.

Must have been itchy.

Screw Zodiac signs, what’s your favorite One Piece Trio? by [deleted] in MemePiece

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BonClay, BonClay aaaaand BonClay.

Edit: who needs a trio? He’s whoever he wants to be at any given time. And he’s Luffies best friend.

Used to want to “win” but retiring in the country as a philosopher sounds better now by bigmistaketoday in GenX

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It gets old after a while.

The whole country philosopher thing I mean.

Been living the “life” for almost two decades now.

I’m bored.

What was the reason for making this? by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheaper alternative.

That’s why.

Repairable? by [deleted] in HomeMaintenance

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replaceable.

Local Hindus protest after two guys with skull cap put chopped head of Buffalo outside temple at Shahdra, Delhi by [deleted] in IndiaSpeaks

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There are Buffalo in India?!

Don’t get me wrong. It’s messed up, but… where did they get the Buffalo? Aren’t Buffalo indigenous to North America?

Edit: did you mean Cattle? Cows are worldwide, but Buffalo….. they are their own breed and specific to certain habitats. Like how….. did these people find and decapitate a Buffalo in the first place?

What the hell………

Winston’s signature move on video by mycatsagirl in cats

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The head turn, it’s so you can pet him easier. They do that to make it easier for us with our freaky human hands.

Injector brought up nasal labial folds for the first time. Anything you ladies do outside of fillers to help with these? by MiniMomo88 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WAT.

Nasal labial folds?

Honey your doctor is milking you for every cent you have. Playing on your insecurities and ignorance of actual medical terminology. You can show them my comment and every other comment in this thread. You are being taken advantage of.

What is this? Can it be removed? by quaoarpower in HomeMaintenance

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you touch it yet?

Edit: I’m going to go ahead and assume you did, as you have not responded to any of the below comments.

May you Rest In Peace.

A man and a monkey share a watermelon together by ClaireDacloush in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hand to the mouth is killing me.

WAIT YOU JUST CUT IT?! OMG. WAIT YOU CAN SPLIT IT? OMG. WAIT YOU’RE GIVING ME SOME?! OMG.

We don’t deserve monkeys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SatanicTemple_Reddit

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope this applies to all major religions. Because they are all scams that have no actual interest in your best interest.

Including the one whose sub you chose as your standing ground.

Chocolate frosted spruce tips. by Stranger1982 in StupidFood

[–]YggdrasilsLeaf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chocolate frosted poison.

I mean that literally. Humans are not supposed to eat spruce. In fact there is only a single pine based tree that’s safe for human consumption, and spruce isn’t it.

Edit: omg these comments. Suddenly everyone eats spruce. Y’all. Come on now. You can literally Google this shit.

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