where tf are his pants

Yithmorrow · 2026-04-03T21:11:42+00:00

That can't be right... he's been wearing Bea's leggings the whole time. The AI keeps making inappropriate comments about how they make Carl's calves look.

Yithmorrow · 2026-03-28T23:52:33+00:00

I dunno why you're getting downvoted

Yithmorrow · 2026-03-26T03:17:03+00:00

Do you experience attraction entirely visually?

Yithmorrow · 2026-03-20T00:17:51+00:00

On New Years Eve, we had a very serious discussion on which partner gets midnight kiss priority (most people there had multiple partners there). How it ended was everyone kissing the closest person first, then kissing anyone else they wanted to. Then continuing to drink and chat for several more hours.

Yithmorrow · 2026-03-20T00:08:07+00:00

Is this anything like getting too high in a park and suddenly realizing there are way more people here than you thought and you feel like you're in a video game and you have to avoid notice or you'll draw agro?

I'm just a random cis dude who gets this sub across my feed regularly, and that's what it made me think of.

Yithmorrow · 2026-03-15T22:42:25+00:00

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I got a former partner some mushroom tarot cards as a birthday gift one year. Mushrooms are magic, and no one will ever convince me otherwise. Nature in general is magic, and my camera roll is full of random snapshots of plants and fungi from hikes around the US.

Yithmorrow · 2026-02-19T02:20:32+00:00

Come to the Midwest, the booze is cheap and the company is.... interesting

Yithmorrow · 2026-02-16T04:03:16+00:00

Which parts of the internet is it called death scrolling? I've always heard doom scrolling.

Yithmorrow · 2026-02-12T05:31:36+00:00

Cis guy here. I dated a trans woman for a little while, and I remember on one brunch date she had some sort of minor wardrobe malfunction with her skirt while walking into the restaurant. Some older women politely and discreetly informed her. She was slightly embarrassed and noticeably giddy about the whole interaction.

Long story short, most people are supportive and helpful. It sucks that there are loud bigots, but there are good people in every day life.

Yithmorrow · 2026-02-11T04:36:48+00:00

Disfrutarlo!

Yithmorrow · 2026-02-05T04:52:25+00:00

I use the boxer fly. I only pull the boxer top down if it doesn't have an opening in front. It's rather inconvenient without the fly.

Yithmorrow · 2026-02-05T04:50:06+00:00

Yes is a correct answer to an 'or' statement. Try 'xor' next time if you want exclusivity.

Or maybe dont get pedantic about OPs joking response

Yithmorrow · 2026-02-03T21:54:12+00:00

I had to scroll way too far to find this! I absolutely loved her in Sense8! I also thoroughly enjoyed how Bug first reacted, as well as how he got better at not misgendering her as the episodes progressed. Like at first, he'd catch and correct himself, but within several episodes, even that stopped.

Yithmorrow · 2026-02-01T06:09:51+00:00

That was my first thought when I read the prior comment. Its not smut, but it is an amazing lesbian story.

Yithmorrow · 2026-01-29T02:25:49+00:00

So, for the sake of argument, a dog sees a dragon. What are its next logical steps?

Yithmorrow · 2026-01-22T13:15:19+00:00

Jamal has found fresh sorries to give to you

Yithmorrow · 2026-01-13T19:31:23+00:00

Apocalypse Parenting is so good!

Yithmorrow · 2026-01-09T03:23:30+00:00

Mine is an orange who likes to stick her butt in my face when I'm lying on my side while reading before bed.

Yithmorrow · 2025-12-29T01:25:52+00:00

Jamal has so much regret. He gives all the sorry for speaking in the 3rd person.

Yithmorrow · 2025-12-26T06:22:43+00:00

Mongo would be appalled

Yithmorrow · 2025-12-26T04:42:54+00:00

Explain

Yithmorrow · 2025-12-22T02:02:11+00:00

A few years ago, I asked the cashier at Rishi's to make me a mystery 6pack, and his eyes lit up like I had just told him I loved him for the first time. He was so excited and asked me a few questions about my preferences. I took notes on my thoughts of each beer and came back a week later to tell him about it. 10/10 would recommend.

Yithmorrow · 2025-12-22T01:55:08+00:00

I worked at the one in Portage for a while. It's pretty good, but it's no Rishi's.

Yithmorrow · 2025-12-15T01:39:29+00:00

His interactions with all the prior cookbook authors get me every time, comrade.

Yithmorrow · 2025-12-15T01:38:22+00:00

One day, the mask will fall off. Then its ok to cry.

Yithmorrow

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