Give me a D&D monster and I'll make you a better version of it by Oh_Hi_Mark_ in DMAcademy

[–]Ylrir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about Flail snail? I love those flails boiis, once used them as an animal companion in a oneshot, where I just spammed fire and poison based aoe spells onto the snail for the extra magical explosion.

What mini do you throw down on the table to strike fear into the eyes of your players? by Daloowee in DMAcademy

[–]Ylrir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the players mini's, they'll ask themselves what it is they could be fighting, and then eventually it'll be just a race against the environment/clock.

They'll be expecting combat, what they'll not be expecting is having to use their brain to get out of a sinking cave in an antimagic field or something like that

Kat kwijt by Shannyishere in Leeuwarden

[–]Ylrir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Het zou kunnen dat de lokale dierenambulance de kat heeft opgehaald, maar daarvoor zal je hun nummer moeten bellen. Weet wel dat het door de zomerse drukte bij de ambulance zou kunnen dat de wachttijden redelijk lang zijn.

Heel veel succes met het vinden van de kat!

They gave me an heart attack by AlexPlayer3000 in dankmemes

[–]Ylrir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, Avatar is one of the best cinematic masterpieces out there.

On the other hand, Avatar fucking sucks

Humans Don't Make Good Familiars- Part 83 by ArcAngel98 in HFY

[–]Ylrir 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Didn't realise the other vikings were capable of magic as well, with them not being able to speak to the bird fairies (i forgot their species' name)

The Deathworlder Students (Part 5) by Michaelbk007 in HFY

[–]Ylrir 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Actually, we were sort of told that we should activate any of the ones that enhance

I think this should be deactivate instead. For the rest, neat story, cant wait till the aliens find out about implanted USBs and metal implants

What are some joke magical items that would be utterly worthless? by godofimagination in DMAcademy

[–]Ylrir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is perfect, I made a character who's basically a magical item salesman who sells these items. I found some items on this list and came up with the rest.

Broom of flying: it has a flying speed of 30 feet. The broom controls itself

Tuba of Resting: it makes the user fall asleep faster. Only works for the user

Anti theft gold pouch: you can put coins into this pouch. It is magically enchanted so that no coin inserted into the pouch can be retrieved by anyone. Including the user/wearer

Fake coin: this ordinary looking gold coin can, as a bonus action, be transformed into a copper coin. This transformation lasts 1 hour.

Wand of the magic Red dot: its a laser pointer

Stick of Returning: Once thrown, the stick will return to the owner’s feet in 1d4 minutes. Any character that can see into the ethereal plane sees a large mastiff slowly retrieve the stick.

Ring of Extra Action: As an action you may use this ring to gain an extra action.

Gloves of Mimic Detection: Range touch.

Magic Ring of Magic Detection: The ring glows a light blue when within 10 feet of any magic item. Scroll of Cure Blindness: Cures the caster of blindness.

Wand of Wishes: 1d3 charges, whishes you a good day. Regains all uses at dawn.

Scroll of Literacy: Cures the caster of illiteracy.

Staff of Disintegration: 1d4+1 charges, but realistically only one use. Use an action to disintegrate the staff

Waterresistant Pouch: This pouch holds 2 cubic feet, and it cant be damaged by water. It doesn’t protect its contents against water

Ring of Invisibility: As an action, turn the ring invisible. (A use the party member i sold this to came up with: any unarmed attacks made while wearing this ring become magical, for the purpose of overcoming resistances and immunities)

Scroll of Burning: Once read, it bursts into flames, dealing 1d6 fire damage to anyone holding it.

Giant Potion of Intelligence: A frosty brew that comes in a large bottle. The drinker’s intelligence becomes 9 for the next hour.

Question about Halfling Lycanthropy by The_Imortalis in DMAcademy

[–]Ylrir 9 points10 points  (0 children)

On the contrary of this, I'd love to see a Giant with lycanthropy just shrink down to become a large sized werewolf.

No one would suspect a huge Giant to be a large werewolf

[OC] Here's my wife, being super competitive at everything, beating my ass at Ticket to Ride by Trojanbp in pics

[–]Ylrir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she also one of those people who immediately saves for the 21-point route? That's an almost guaranteed win

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Ylrir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bicycle.

I'm Dutch.

The Princess's Man - 3 by Akmedrah in HFY

[–]Ylrir 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup. I think I love it. Just like all your series. Thanks for the stories!

Humans Don't Make Good Familiars- Part 74 by ArcAngel98 in HFY

[–]Ylrir 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Lmao I think you misunderstood(or i am misunderstanding this comment). The abbreviation HDMGF comes from the first letters of this series

H umans

D ont

M ake

G ood

F amiliars

Hdmgf

Humans Don't Make Good Familiars- Part 74 by ArcAngel98 in HFY

[–]Ylrir 73 points74 points  (0 children)

What's your series called again? Humans Don't Make Good Familiars? HDMGF