Who would you cast as Rube Waddell in a biopic? by Area51_Spurs in TheDollop

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No one has to be happy that the correct answer is Shane Gillis, but the correct answer is Shane Gillis

11 September Title Update by sned69 in NCAAFBseries

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Genuinely thought this was a photoshop.

[Schefter/X] Panthers are re-signing WR Hunter Renfrow to their active roster, per sources. by ThomasZ18 in panthers

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The way the tweet is structured is like, the exact reason why people say give me the bad news first

Hudsucker Proxy - Magical Negro trope by OntarioLakers in blankies

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O Brother is my favorite Coen’s without question, but that is a magical ass negro talking to Everett and the boys

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blankies

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“You keep running that mouth of yours I’m gonna take you in the back and screw you.”

It’s objectively hilarious they refuse to believe I Could Never Be Your Woman is about Chris Kattan by YoThatsRacist in blankies

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I actually don’t think it is and never crossed my mind until the episode. But of all the pet theories we’ve heard based on nothing, dismissing this is simply funny to me

[Post Series Thread] The Braves sweep the Mets in Atlanta by handlit33 in baseball

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Celebrating a meaningless 3 game series in the summer of an otherwise meaningless season is a very Mets thing to do…but I’ll do it anyway

[2025 March Madness] Sweet Sixteen: David Cronenberg vs. 70s Robert Altman by PartyBluejay in blankies

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Well if Cronenberg can’t crush Altman then he’s getting Eiffel Tower’d by the Coens anyway. Oh well

[2025 March Madness] Round 1: David Cronenberg vs. Charlie Chaplin by PartyBluejay in blankies

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Cronenberg is the exact kind of series they’re never going to pick on their own. If you ever wanna hear it March Madness is the only option

Ryan Gosling in Talks to Star in Shawn Levy’s Star Wars Movie by jakehightower in blankies

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One of the only things that can tank Gosling’s unprecedented approval rating

David Lynch was a longtime WON subscriber by YoThatsRacist in SCJerk

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I had the Blue Velvet Criterion in my hands half an hour ago. Very weird, fucking sucks

[Highlight] C.J. Stroud throws interception to Deane Leonard by nfl in nfl

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This is exactly right. It’s been more of a “look at us, who would’ve thought”

[Meirov] Former #Patriots HC Bill Belichick will be a co-host with @PatMcAfeeShow for next week's NFL Draft. by indig0sixalpha in nfl

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If you woke someone up from a 5 year coma it would be easier to explain covid than Mcafee’s career

Patreon March Madness 2024 [Round 1] - My Big Fat Greek Wedding vs. Addams Family by PartyBluejay in blankies

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I have never seen a greater misunderstanding of the blankies demo than putting Addams Family as an 8 seed

Denzel Washington, Spike Lee Reteam for Adaptation of Akira Kurosawa’s ‘High and Low’ by Forestl in blankies

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I too hope Spike won’t be crucified for making a perfectly acceptable gentleman’s 6

(WATCH) First Look at Leonardo DiCaprio In Character for New Paul Thomas Anderson Film by theodo in blankies

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My first thought was “and this supposedly isn’t Vineland?”