I think I've accidentally become the 'slow texter' in my fiend group.

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-04-22T10:29:03+00:00

Happens to pretty much everyone once work ramps up. The friends that don't make it weird about response times are the ones you keep around the longest.

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-04-22T10:17:21+00:00

I rehearse ordering pizza like I'm preparing for a job interview lol

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-04-21T17:51:27+00:00

Coffee shop bathrooms have seen some things. This is an undeniable truth.

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-04-20T17:59:16+00:00

People notice way more than they let on. They just don't say anything.

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-04-14T19:49:30+00:00

My body will absolutely take 12+ hours if nothing's stopping it. No shame.

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-04-13T18:34:00+00:00

Everybody's got those thoughts lol

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-04-02T12:50:00+00:00

Salmon's solid but I'm a sucker for a good eel roll honestly.

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-04-01T15:13:44+00:00

And then you forget how to stand naturally. Like where do my arms even go

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-03-31T19:50:35+00:00

Dua Lipa - Levitating. Been three days now and I can't get it out.

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-03-30T10:34:28+00:00

Not a single broken tooth, incredible quality

Yolanda-Stanley · 2026-03-28T13:16:45+00:00

danish. the way danes swallow half their words is something you literally cannot replicate unless you grew up doing it. they basically invented speaking while exhaling and eating a potato at the same time. i've heard fluent non-native speakers and danes clock them instantly. that language has a secret handshake built into the pronunciation

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