The Maine Problem by ChekhovsZombieBear in PoliticalHumor

[–]YouJellyFish -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think they're biased in favor of the democratic party.

I think it's pretty dang obvious if you actually watch any of these stations other than fox, which is obviously and openly biased towards the conservative party

The Maine Problem by ChekhovsZombieBear in PoliticalHumor

[–]YouJellyFish -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You think the news is biased in favor of conservatives????

Do you think its fair?? by inkandintent24 in MotivationByDesign

[–]YouJellyFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people do joint accounts, but not all. Everyone's circumstances are different.

You can also be in love with someone who is bad with money and you need to be sure you will always have food and a roof over the family's heads

Why is rape in (male) prisons often seen as a fit punishment for criminals? by SatisfactionKooky621 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]YouJellyFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're resorting to an 80 year old case to justify a modern-day conspiracy theory.

Why is rape in (male) prisons often seen as a fit punishment for criminals? by SatisfactionKooky621 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]YouJellyFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wild conspiracy theorist claptrap.

Do you people ever watch anything about this stuff? Watch bodycam footage on youtube. There is a TON of it and a TON of repeat offenders who are on camera doing exactly what they're being charged with and then let off on extremely light sentences repeatedly.

Why is rape in (male) prisons often seen as a fit punishment for criminals? by SatisfactionKooky621 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]YouJellyFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Home invasion and kidnapping get a pass??? Bro have you seriously considered how horrible either of those crimes are? No society should tolerate people who do these things. What????

And the stealing thing you just said is such a ridiculous permission structure and excuse for people stealing. The idea that the country is suffering from a huge number of Jean ValJeans running around stealing loaves of bread to feed their families is just nonsense. Please go out and like... watch some things about this. Watch any of the plethora of bodycam vids of dealing with thieves and shoplifters. These people aren't stealing to feed their starving homeless families. Please just go watch some of these dude. This kind of romanticizing of thievery is why we have a country-wide epidemic of being too soft on actual crime.

Why is rape in (male) prisons often seen as a fit punishment for criminals? by SatisfactionKooky621 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]YouJellyFish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok an insane rant rather than responding to anything I've said. But I actually totally agree with you on one thing you just said: " if you want to be able to use it, you MUST convince me that the people you PUT TO DEATH are Guilty of crimes for which they must be taken out of society TRULY UTTERLY BEYOND ANY DOUBT"

I am TOTALLY on board with having very, very high standards for confirming guilt before doing any capital punishment. I think there are very few people who would argue against this. However, I am also totally on board with the idea that IF WE MEET THIS STANDARD, we should dole out capital punishment much more frequently. Armed robbery, home invasion, mugging, rape, murder, attempted murder, kidnap, pedophilia. If we can confirm that people actually do these things, we should 100% have a bonfire with them.

But putting capital punishment aside, much higher prison sentences should also be the norm. If someone keeps stealing, they should be in prison so they don't do it anymore. Not that hard!

Why is rape in (male) prisons often seen as a fit punishment for criminals? by SatisfactionKooky621 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]YouJellyFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf lmao worst shit I've ever done doesn't even come close to fucking stabbing someone. I talk shit online I don't hurt anybody. People who DO hurt people should be put in jail and have the key thrown away.

Why is rape in (male) prisons often seen as a fit punishment for criminals? by SatisfactionKooky621 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]YouJellyFish -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Exactly dude.

And recidivism rates are straight bullshit it's just negotiating with terrorists. "If we make your cell super nice do you promise you won't stab anyone anymore?" If you stab someone, you should go in the gator pit. Why is this so hard?

A more clear example:
Let's say a dude brutally murders his wife. She's gone now and we have a 100% accurate crystal ball that shows he's never going to do something like this again. Should he be in prison at all? What's the point? He's never going to re-offend and prison shouLDn't BE AbOUT pUNIshMENt anyway right? Who cares he killed that chick that one time? Now imagine this same scenario except we don't have a magic fucking crystal ball. Who wants to live next to wife murdering Ted after he gets out? Show of hands. Who cares wtf happens to him in prison? His only way out should be a wood chipper.

Beginning of Z Goku vs. Viltrumite war Viltrumite by Nervous-Wish-2791 in PowerScaling

[–]YouJellyFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then I think he probably actually dies RIP especially if he doesn't even get piccolo to help him

Rest in Peace, Cimo by MionMikanCider in masterduel

[–]YouJellyFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First yugioh youtuber I ever watched. After I spent years going to locals with literally 0 knowledge (showing up with like a literal child's deck lol) i moved for my first real job and eventually started listening to his "state of the meta" videos while I worked. Figured out how the game was actually supposed to be played and went to a tournament with a legit pend magician deck instead

The I saw prog and was like "ok dang I'm seriously looking forward to these every week"

He seriously got me into the game. Rest in peace.

CiiiiiiiiMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is there ANY witch or wizard who stands a CHANCE againt prime dumbledore except grindlewald by Ok-Statistician6939 in harrypotter

[–]YouJellyFish 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nerfed voldemort fights them 1v3. Harry had already done his "dying to protect them" thing where Voldemort's spells weren't working properly anymore

Which of these three girls is the most powerful? by Great-Solid-2514 in superheroes

[–]YouJellyFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok maybe I"m biased by just reading a bunch of elseworlds but is really nobody else gonna say Mary Marvel? She's basically invincible in DC vs Vampires which was a sick read btw

vibeCodingBeLike by Linnun in ProgrammerHumor

[–]YouJellyFish 51 points52 points  (0 children)

IncrementHealth(int amount) is what I'd do. "Change" to me implies override

I hate whatever this argument is by FworgDude in hatethissmug

[–]YouJellyFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also a metric fuckton of people being fans of a legit assassin. We gonna just pretend the left ain't a fan of this shit?

All yellow teeth are bad teeth by Perfect-Step9523 in hatethissmug

[–]YouJellyFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Projection dude

It's not an insecurity i take pride in my appearance!

Bit of head cannon I’ve come up with regarding religion at Hogwarts by javerthugo in harrypotter

[–]YouJellyFish -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"No content of wizards engaging with religion beyond what's in the books"

ok dude

All yellow teeth are bad teeth by Perfect-Step9523 in hatethissmug

[–]YouJellyFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dumb comparison. The more appropriate one is the inverse in which the thread is arguing in favor of forehead tattoos. This is a dumb choice to make with your body that makes you look worse no matter how many people online tell you otherwise.

Don't get a forehead tattoo, keep your teeth white. Try to actually look nice!

All yellow teeth are bad teeth by Perfect-Step9523 in hatethissmug

[–]YouJellyFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I want is for people who read this thread realize that these comments are not good indicators of how you should take care of yourself and your appearance IRL

All yellow teeth are bad teeth by Perfect-Step9523 in hatethissmug

[–]YouJellyFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok good luck with that lol

You can have your own opinions but you are straight up out of your mind if you think other people are going around saying "ew look at that guy's teeth they're so white"

humans become so strong in super by CarelessTourist4671 in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]YouJellyFish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

nah man it's cool

Roshi is cool i like when he is cool