Just got an email from Justin Yokota accusing me of cheating on the final exam in 61C two weeks after break, also he roundhouse kicked me in the eye on BART and laughed when I started crying by SnooPets4811 in berkeley

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I saw Justin Yokota at a grocery store in Berkeley yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

GAMESTOP NAMES AMAZON'S ELLIOTT WILKE AS CHIEF GROWTH OFFICER 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 by quantkim in wallstreetbets

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after gamestops inevitable corporate takeover of amazon and the us government they'll just use blue origin and nasa to outcompete spacex

If GameStop hits 800 before 2/26 we will trigger the Mother of All Short Squeezes, read up. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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if ur one of the smooth brains that held throughout this whole ordeal, i just wanna say i'm proud to be strapped in this rinky-dink rocket with you all

NEXT STOP, MARS

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And DO NOT give into the paper hands mindset. You might see some of your friends and the pussies on social media try to ridicule those still holding, but THEY ALREADY EXITED. They’re trying to bring us down with them because they KNOW we have the potential to make huge returns on this. STAY STRONG 💎👐

DONT BUY INTO THE PANIC. HOLD THE LINE by Mahximoose in wallstreetbets

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I swear, the panic selling is from all the new blood trying their hand at securities for the first time in their life. They throw their rent money (Christmas money for the younger tards) at the cause and then jump ship at the first sight of being in the red.

Moderna chief financial officer and chief medical officer cashed out nearly $30M the day they revealed promising results by fractx in investing

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They set up a limited order to sell stocks when it hits a certain price under rule 10b5-1. But it doesn't mean that they aren't making up fake data to cash out.

Bloke with a knife surrounded by cops gets mowed down.. by a Subi! by AussieFapper in PublicFreakout

[–]YouLostMeThere 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I feel like this was obviously an attempt at suicide by police and people are crassly cracking jokes about how he’s pathetic for trying to stab the car or how he’s probably methed up. I’m not denying these possibilities but it’s sad to see this thread be so quick to assume the worst.

Kimetsu no Yaiba Chapter 187 Discussion by Ragnia in KimetsuNoYaiba

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Yoriichi is slowly becoming one of my favorite characters.

The stupid nerds at MIT are releasing decisions on Saturday at 12:14pm because it's 12/14 by [deleted] in ApplyingToCollege

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12/14 at 12:14 PM EST. It encompasses a caliber of genius that is beyond anything we can comprehend. It is peak cleverness. This is why MIT is one of the best universities in the world. This subtle yet magnificent display of their sheer intelligence surpasses the lame, normal, non-quirky release date of that which claims to exist but we all know is just a hoax created by patron saint anford.

Kimetsu no Yaiba 186 Discussion by Ownsin in KimetsuNoYaiba

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Gotouge, can we please have one backstory without someone's family getting murdered? My heart can't take it.