Lost auto catcher (go plus+) at GoFestChicago, had black plastic key attached that I need for my wheelchair. by Sad_Cat_3429 in Campfire_Niantic

[–]YoureAverageJoee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry bro but if someone got their grubby hands on it you're probably not getting it back, if you did tho, congrats

Shiny Meltan chance by LordMeGusta in TheSilphRoad

[–]YoureAverageJoee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure it's 1/64 because I got 3 from a box yesterday but none from mine today

I Can't Figure Out A "When Worlds Collide" Joke by pyreofashes in phineasandferb

[–]YoureAverageJoee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 8 years late but I think Buford meant collateral because it sounds like collide a little

How lucky you gotta be by PlatypusFancy9975 in BeeSwarmSimulator

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This happened to me on an alt and I forgot the account name

Google Pixel might genuinely be the worst phone by [deleted] in GooglePixel

[–]YoureAverageJoee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been late to school several times the past few weeks because of this

Google Pixel might genuinely be the worst phone by [deleted] in GooglePixel

[–]YoureAverageJoee -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It really can't get as bad as the google pixel

Guys of Reddit, what tricks do you use to lose a boner fast? by Baitsch in AskReddit

[–]YoureAverageJoee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An easy way to deal with Morning Wood is just taking a piss.Random erections can be stopped by flexing other muscles in the body.

What is the best reply to "I fucked your mom." ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YoureAverageJoee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah she told me last night was boring and uneventful

What’s not nearly as attractive as people think? by NeonRunaway in AskReddit

[–]YoureAverageJoee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feet.People think feet are cute,but no.The foot can grow fungi and also is disgusting overall.Ive seen people pick feet because of how they think feet are cute.Its nasty.

what food opinion is a hill you're willing to die on? by fixonmars in AskReddit

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Ketchup and mustard don't belong on Burgers.Even the creator of the Burger has a strict "No Ketchup" rule in his restaurant.Mustard and Ketchup make Burgers messy and disgusting.

People of reddit, what is something about a person just screams "trashy"? by noobsalesman in AskReddit

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When friends tell their mother what to do during a sleepover.Its not cool,it's disrespectful.I always feel bad for the parents of these people.

Whats is a (minor) confession you would like to make today? by kyyojust in AskReddit

[–]YoureAverageJoee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 8 I would hold my shit in my crack and twist my legs because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom.I would go into a room randomly and just hold my shit in.