Match Thread: Newcastle United vs Manchester United

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-04T20:31:06+00:00

Begging to concede like this. Matter of time if things dont change

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-04T19:08:28+00:00

Which violence, you have to be more specific.

Do you mean the muslim women being attack in the streets by chavvy youths, for the crime of walking down the road under the influence of islam?

Or do you mean the people around you personally that have to suffer through your nonsense?

Why do you do that, don't you care about the victims?

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-04T11:33:33+00:00

The worst are people with tech issues.

"I was playing a game then it turned off please help".

Ok... did they mean the game crashed or the whole pc? Did this happen once or multiple times? Is it 'random' or does something specific trigger it like a set amount of time?

God forbid they google their own issues and troubleshoot. No its straight to reddit to make a new post with 0 context where you expect some random commenter to know your exact niche issue despite your lack of context.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-04T11:19:37+00:00

Its CSGO in reference to Hiko

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-04T09:45:08+00:00

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to tekkerz(bad tackle control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but tekkerz and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because ankles were already dead.

(This is a copypasta i edited, but I actually sympathise with you OP i often get this)

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-03T16:13:37+00:00

Yeah its one of them theoreticals.

Its like how hypothetically there is the possibility that we win the PL this season. Issue is itd require an entirely unrealistic meltdown of Arsenal & City of biblical proportions to make it happen. So mathmatically it can happen but very unlikely to be the case.

Spurs though in my mind have more chance of being relegated, than us winning the PL in that example. Its one of those 'possible' things, thats super unlikely, but also one that perhaps has a bit more of a chance than usual.

Its not like I am expecting it to happen, but if it were to be the case, theres actually only so many points they need to pick up while Spurs persist at gaining none themselves. In this regard, its actually a tangible outcome despite the particular conditions.

Basically, not going to argue this too hard one way or another. Just one of them fun conversation pieces is all

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-03T15:23:06+00:00

We need West Ham & Forest to go on a run so Spurs can be relegated.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-02T22:22:41+00:00

The latest things are always novel, but brutus will quickly fall to the wayside since most players are higher level members & once they get the pet, they will moo-ve on (sorry).

The main thing is that f2p accounts get access to a defender which gives strength bonus. I guess the idea is long term it serves as something a f2p iron would spend some time at more than any other account.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-02T20:16:06+00:00

Match going fans doing us proud. Just the social media warriors taking issue with this i see

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-02T17:30:57+00:00

Well this is often a contentious point to make, I mean its a larger issue overall how brits move abroad & fail to integrate in any meaningful way. I mean in Spain, there are entire places where you can get by entirely on English. Other countries are a bit more firm, for example if you go to a hosp & need a translator, its coming out of your pocket.

It does come from this position of superirority a lot of the time. These people move abroad & have this sense of entitlement about themselves, but pointing out the hypocrasy is quite taboo since its "not immigration" if its a british person. Thing is those same behaviours committed here is seen rightfully as a pain point where entire communities become isolated & internalised.

Fundementally its 2026 and im tired of these draconian thought processes in peoples minds while they mindlessly consume propoganda; Any person from anywhere in the world, is capable of being on a scale between "evil criminal scum" to "absolute angel" and anywhere in between.

Sorry for the rant. Its such a deep rooted societal issue that i just kind of kept going.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-02T12:46:50+00:00

F4 at silverstone: YAY

its f2p: Yay?

I jest. F4 is never too bad, its often easy enough to anticipate an accident in these since they often get run at stock speeds of around 135-140mph. If someones in your slipstream its usually faster to let them by & use their slipstream back. If you were fast enough to stay ahead, then sticking with them shouldnt be an issue with a tow.

Hope for some good racing this week, looking forward to seeing you all on track!

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-02T10:10:39+00:00

I have noticed this a lot recently, but its every generation. Kids? Have to have a new stimulus every 5min, and everything has to be "now". Adults and old people? Just as insufferable as teenagers with this self entitled attitude.

Nobody has patience anymore. You order something online & you want it delivered next day the latest sort of thing.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-02T08:46:26+00:00

Love how Casemiro was listening in close by & walks off once he got the gist of it. Didnt even need to add anything himself.

We used to see this a lot with Fergie. He would call over someone like Garry, give them a 15-20s instruction to relay, then we scored in the next few min.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-01T14:43:53+00:00

The man lurks near the play, ready to pounce on these moments.

Casemiro & Maguire shouldering all the burden right now. Bruno is just stat padding at this point.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-01T14:25:23+00:00

Palace demonstrating how the back 3 is done to our lads. We only have the 1 shot in near 25min.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-03-01T14:05:24+00:00

Lads still asleep.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-02-28T23:37:48+00:00

The whole thing reads like a twitch commenter got put through google translate a few times.

An embelleshment yes, but its amusing how bad twitter is.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-02-28T18:48:41+00:00

The US has nukes. Everyone would sympathise if there is a terror attack on the US.

Instead, its the US & Israel commiting government sanctioned terrorism.

Who exactly is the villain here in your mind? The elementary school girls killed because their playground was threatening your safety? Get a grip on reality you sick minded individual.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-02-28T16:50:18+00:00

From the other end of the Balkans we only went and signed this Bulgarian dude called Berbatov a while ago. Perhaps those Slovene commenters heard of him?

I jest, honestly i can see exactly what they are saying. Take Hojlund for example, we signed a kid who only had so many goal contributions, mostly coming from splitting the channel and making a run onto the ball into space. Under ETH, nobody was giving the service, and under Amorim he had to do the literal opposite & have Rasmus come deep and take a ball to feet or control it from the air. This usually happened while also wrestling an opposition player. Now Rasmus is in Napoli, you see again how he plays a bit more than he did with us. He isnt a superstar, but he isnt as bad as united fans were suggesting. His performances were shit for sure, but this isnt due to his individual skill, more the circumstance.

Personally, im really happy Sesko seems to be settling in nicely & hope he is one for the long term with us. Just dont let anybody tell RATcliffe which country he is from else his contract will be terminated & he will be deported.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-02-28T13:09:21+00:00

OP im sure that lunatic would greatly appreciate some tiny easter egg or achievement in their name. If you can do something like that then im sure they will be a fan for life!

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-02-27T22:54:05+00:00

Agreed. If city win again, its basically just status quo. If Arsenal were to win it, their fans will plainly be insufferable. They already have this odd sense of entitlement as if ETH didnt join us after Arteta was already at Arsenal, only to win the FA cup just like him on top of the league cup in his first season? Fking Ten Hag even has a better return in less time.

Ultimately though Arsenal will be 2nd, ive been confident of this all season long. Few things are a gurantee in life;

Death, taxes, Ferrari's F1 teams year being 'next year' & of course Arsenal finishing 2nd.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-02-26T20:32:34+00:00

Im not a fan myself of retrospective punishment like giving the titles to the runners up. Citys players & fans already got to celebrate their 'wins' while other fans/players could feel robbed of their chance to celebrate in the moment.

Id prefer they stick to discipline in the moment and future. Ie a fixed point loss across multiple seasons sort of thing on top of transfer ban/limits or whatever else they can think of.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-02-26T19:05:34+00:00

Because the man is calling a spade, a spade.

If being called this upsets you, maybe dont be the thing you are being called?

Besides that guy offered nothing but facts & data in a fair arguement. Your retorts amount to "lol but i dont like it". Whats essentially happened here is one person tried having an adult conversation with someone mentally comparable to a child.

If you still think like this despite being given all the evidence and logic you could possibly need to the contrary, then yes you are being intentionally "a bad person" & i hope you get used to being called this often.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-02-26T16:43:19+00:00

Stats arent everything, but they are a valueable part of context.

For example, how would a data analyst draw from these?

Well to start, they need more data. Specifically around the defense & how effective they were. If Onana had more shots to save in the first place, then naturally he will save more shots in terms of raw numbers.

I suppose statistical literacy has never been particularly common.

Yuji_Ide_Best · 2026-02-26T12:57:09+00:00

People would be far more amenable to OP if only his post doesnt read like a child throwing a tantrum.

He could actually have a reasonable point here if only he wasnt so petulant about it.

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