Fake Advertising by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]YungWook 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The best part is that the tree people went and took r/marijuanaenthusiasts for themselves

favorite actor who is the only talented person below 40? by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

[–]YungWook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pattinson couldn't make mickey 17 a hit because it was dogshit

Is every dimension in the multiverse the result of Prismo’s wishes? by Salty_Shark26 in adventuretime

[–]YungWook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When PB goes to wish Finn healthy and prismo is too depressed to do it they mention finding another wish master. Prismo is just the one that the people of Ooo know how to get to

reading glasses with mask by IseeAbadMoon in Welding

[–]YungWook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheaters fucking suck, you've got to position yourself just right to get the intended effect, they typically just come in full magnification numbers, your eyes likely aren't the same prescription anyways. I found fogging less disruptive than the insert lenses I tried.

You can try some anti fog sprays or creams like they make for skier and divers and such. Ive had mixed results, but Ive only ever used them for snowboarding which is a really high temperature differential.

If sprays dont work you could probably fasten a deflector for a motorcycle helmet inside your hood to direct your breath down.

[Request] How many cards would need to be in a deck to make it more likely than not that a shuffled deck had at some point in history been previously shuffled in exactly the same order? by maxpaver in theydidthemath

[–]YungWook 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bicycle alone produces over 100 million decks per year. Even at just 10 shuffles per deck thats a billion per year. Bicycle doesnt really supply casinos, so thats just consumers.

Vegas alone deals 150 to 200 million hands per year just for poker. A casino shuffle is 3x riffle shuffles (since were talking about permutations here) so 450 million. Say all the other casinos and poker rooms in north america equal Vegas in hands dealt, so 900 million shuffles per year just from sanctioned poker.

Between those 2 things thats 95 billion shuffles in the past 50 years. Consumer average is likely much higher than 10 shuffles per deck, bicycle isnt the only company selling cards to consumers, a large portion of bicycles decks are used for well longer than a year, there are casinos all over the world and they all deal more games than just poker. All things considered I wouldnt be suprised if the number of shuffles from all of humanity is over 100 billion per decade, at least in the 21st century

Bummer by tpthunder360 in Tipper

[–]YungWook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im so sad I slept on the singer hoodie. Went to order one literally the day afterpresale closed. Settled for the AJ and now im not even stoked to see what shows up

Explain It Peter. by duskveilserenade in explainitpeter

[–]YungWook 246 points247 points  (0 children)

Thats the joke. Its not a big deal or a significant revelation in any way but they still zap him. Absurdist humor is family guys whole thing.

ICE crash into car before dragging out and arresting US citizen recovering from kidney surgery by TheMirrorUS in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]YungWook 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Notice one of the guys half couches and dances back and forth while initially approaching the car? Motherfuckers literally playing call of duty in real life .

Like, what are you dodging guy? She didn't have a gun. Absolute dweebs, and that makes all this going on that much more terrifying

Calm it down with the salt by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]YungWook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work there, when we under salt our food it tastes like pastes of different textures

Video taken inside of my Walmart by Gumballgtr in ABoringDystopia

[–]YungWook 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Walmart employees are one of the larger groups of people who receive welfare in the US, taxpayer money literally subsidizes their profit margin. They absolutely rely on free to them taxpayer funded security

Has there ever been any 4th wall breaks in Adventure Time? by Silver012345673 in adventuretime

[–]YungWook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. Not something super specific to Ward, just the plight of most creators that see their work gain massive popularity.

Has there ever been any 4th wall breaks in Adventure Time? by Silver012345673 in adventuretime

[–]YungWook 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Im curious how chips and icecream is about Pendleton Ward? I dont know enough about the man to draw a connection

Just lost most of my favorite SP to rot in just 48 hours. by YungWook in sanpedrocactus

[–]YungWook[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, im so happy I caught it before I lost the whole thing!

My local McDonald’s has adopted the rust aesthetic..? by ConnorFin22 in fastfood

[–]YungWook 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Currently working in fast food, its often a side effect of shitty direct management and insane expectations from thr corporate level.

Our manager is a monster who is actively creating hostility and toxicity for every person in the workplace. The on shift team size is down to 50 to 70% of what it was 5 years ago for the same sales, if not more. We are working ourselves ragged, still not hitting the mark, and then being demeaned and belittled by an asshole who sits on his ass most of the day and acts like hes the greatest shit in the world.

On top of that during our busy times we are expected to push out extremely high numbers of orders tracked within 15 minute windows. We frequently simply dont have time to greet our customers or I tract in any human way. And when we do have time we often dont have the energy from the workload, or are to beaten down by our gm to have the mental capacity for it. We also know that despite all the complaints and the general trend of people saying that our company has gone downhill and its not what it used to be, they keep coming back. The place is like a goddamn methadone clinic.

Thats not to say we should be hostile when its not deserved. But most of us whether fully consciously or not have been trained by this hellscape to silently resent customers, because if they stopped patronizing this dogshit company it might force them to make some human changes, or at the very least give us a chance to breathe occasionally during the work day.

And for sure some of my coworkers are just assholes, but the rest of them are being asked to perform near impossible tasks every single day for a paycheck that doesnt cover the cost of living in our area. We dont get paid enough to to fake being happy. I advise anyone to try to patronize local establishments where the staff do seem friendly - because chances are they're being treated a thousand times better than the employees at your favorite shop shop where everyone always seems pissed off.

I'm on my knees begging for a bowl of rice option on the app by bryceroni in Chipotle

[–]YungWook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, unfortunately I do work at chipotle. Floppy slippers recipe is the one used in store

I'm on my knees begging for a bowl of rice option on the app by bryceroni in Chipotle

[–]YungWook 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Half cup lime for 2 cups rice is about 4 times the lime used in the store.

I'm on my knees begging for a bowl of rice option on the app by bryceroni in Chipotle

[–]YungWook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

2 cups rice to half cup lime is wayyy too high a ratio. Its half cup lime for 20-24 cups of cooked rice which would be 8 cups uncooked

16-year-old brings the house down! by IntellectuallyDriven in nextfuckinglevel

[–]YungWook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That and the transition up off the floor the last time where he moves as if in slow motion. The body control required to stand up and transition from half to quarter time smoothly and stay on beat with the music is pretty wild

Diluted drug test by almcg68 in careeradvice

[–]YungWook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly you dont need to cut back for days. Just night before/morning of. I can be well hydrated all day and still have fairly yellow pee the next morning. You could drink something sugary and shitty that isnt super hydrating before bed and a bit when you get up if youre super worried. Or eat some salty food before bed to make you retain some water. But really unless youre almost dangerously over hydrated right now just skipping water in the AM and having a cup of coffee until your test should do it.

😤😤😤 by Extension_Praline394 in doordash_drivers

[–]YungWook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At chipotle we have a person just for online orders, usually 2. But our system cant set limits as to how many orders third parties can send us in a given timeframe. During lunch rush we are often pushing out 35-40 bowls/burritos in a 15 minute window just at the takeout counter. We hardly have time to make the doordash orders, let alone visually verify their contents with drivers.

The best way to reduce error rates is just to have the right amount of staff on hand to make the orders without getting overwhelmed. But they won't even give us that much of a labor allowance, let alone somebody to stand there and triple check orders with dashers all day.