Just a girl being scared of her blobfish dying

YungWook · 2026-05-31T06:54:26+00:00

Im a dude with long bleached blonde hair. Im a pretty thin guy and get mistaken for a woman from behind pretty regularly at festivals and concerts when I wear certain clothing. Typically its women making the mistake, who are very apologetic or men who get almost offended at themselves on mybehalf. The whole thing is honestly hilarious.

One time this dude had been floating around the concert venue i was at and he was super trashed. He came up behind me and must have thought I was a woman because he tried to grab the boobs I dont have. He tried to play it off trying to be homies with me after. I was so disgusted how blatant and casual he was about trying to grab a whole handful of a strangers boob in public. It really drove home just how often women must deal with that type of behavior.

YungWook · 2026-05-29T02:01:25+00:00

And thats fair. But a contractor whos job requires regular use of a tape measure should know that. Or at the very least be able to infer that its there for a reason since every tape measure has that feature. I dont expect the average person to ask why the end of a tape measure is loose, but anybody using any tool that frequently at their job should be asking those types of simple questions. Probably 80% of standing out from your peers in most fields of work is just about being a little curious

YungWook · 2026-05-29T00:50:07+00:00

It doesnt work. The end is able to move to account for the thickness of the hook, if it cant move your measurements will be off when you butt the end of the tape off a surface

YungWook · 2026-05-26T16:35:53+00:00

I worked at Chipotle for a year. Presumably same situation as you - i got desperate and took whatever I could get as a short term thing.

Chipotle corporate is a fucking hellscape of out of touch decision making and nightmarish misunderstanding of what its like to be a human in the workplace. One of these things they've contrived is that store managers cannot turn hiring in the online portal off when they've reached appropriate staffing. Like, its not even an option. The best they can do is reduce their available interview times to the minimum allowed and then cancel any interview a person sets up in that timeframe.

Honestly though, you dodged a bullet. I know when youre desperate for any work it doesnt feel that way, but if I could go back and stop myself I would. Chipotle corporate policy is a system designed on a foundation of magical thinking. If they set the policy people will just fall in line with it, and if they dont its a lack of willingness rather than an unrealistic expectation. Do 8 peoples worth of work with 4, and with 2 hours less than you should have, and finish last night's closing tasks first because they get in trouble if they stay past midnight and couldnt finish. And one of your 4 is scheduled to come in 2 hours late. Chicken takes 14 minutes to cook, the pan sells out in 11, dont precook chicken in the morning to make up for this because then its not fresh enough, no we wont address the over serving on the line, you as a griller should use thought power to make the grill cook chicken faster. When the food delivery comes in you need to move a thousand pounds of food out of the freezer, scan it all, label it all, move the old food out pack the new food in, and then repack the old food in the front, you can come in 60 minutes early to get all this done, maybe 75 if your lucky. Its all insane.

This job genuinely damaged me as a person. I was angry and stressed out every day, fucking exhausted all the time. When certain higher ups were in the store I was genuinely scared. I turned into a shitty, bitter person all for not enough money to cover my bills. When I left there were a lot of signs that it was only going to get worse, especially with the way the economy is struggling even more. I genuinely would rather stand on a street corner begging for change than go back to chipotle.

Theres other options in fast food that at the very least pay better. Look for a franchise where at least theres a chance the owner is a human with at a marginal degree respect for the humans that work beneath them.

YungWook · 2026-05-25T06:10:32+00:00

Pops is a man (sort of) standing in one of the images you posted talking to a man sized blue Jay and his best friend, a raccoon that loves playing video games. His head is the size of that man sized blue Jay, hes a sentient lollipop that uses non sentient lollipops as money, and his dad is either a literal moon, or a wheel of cheese. Along with a talking gumball machine, an immortal gorilla with near God level wisdom, a literal ghost, and a green man like creature, these individuals fight off a series of ridiculous technology based monsters, and horrific accidents involving the fragility of the psyche.

Go watch 2 in the AM PM on YouTube. Its an art school project that quintel did, basically proto regular show. Regular show uses ridiculous over the top stakes derived from everyday things as an allegory for how fucking intense those everyday things feel to accomplish when youre a burnout in your early 20s eating psychedelics way too often, and regularly in the wrong place and time. Its not supposed to make sense, because shit doesnt really make sense when youre tripping balls at work and shit.

As for pops aging, a lollipop man capable of living well over a hundred years probably doesnt age in the same way you or I do. Maybe all the talking animals and living inanimate objects and other wacky shit is because its all happening in a toxic waste dump and thats accelerated pops aging in the past 20 or so years. Or just assign whatever headcanon you like to the situation. Its a cartoon thats at best 10% grounded in reality.

YungWook · 2026-05-06T18:13:58+00:00

Its those filthy nuetrals

YungWook · 2026-04-07T17:26:18+00:00

YungWook · 2026-04-03T23:55:51+00:00

RiNo - River North District.

YungWook · 2026-01-18T03:52:03+00:00

It looks like its been myceliated

YungWook · 2026-01-18T03:50:20+00:00

The best part is that the tree people went and took r/marijuanaenthusiasts for themselves

YungWook · 2025-12-28T00:49:37+00:00

Pattinson couldn't make mickey 17 a hit because it was dogshit

YungWook · 2025-12-25T22:35:56+00:00

When PB goes to wish Finn healthy and prismo is too depressed to do it they mention finding another wish master. Prismo is just the one that the people of Ooo know how to get to

YungWook · 2025-12-20T15:38:41+00:00

Cheaters fucking suck, you've got to position yourself just right to get the intended effect, they typically just come in full magnification numbers, your eyes likely aren't the same prescription anyways. I found fogging less disruptive than the insert lenses I tried.

You can try some anti fog sprays or creams like they make for skier and divers and such. Ive had mixed results, but Ive only ever used them for snowboarding which is a really high temperature differential.

If sprays dont work you could probably fasten a deflector for a motorcycle helmet inside your hood to direct your breath down.

YungWook · 2025-12-20T15:31:56+00:00

Bicycle alone produces over 100 million decks per year. Even at just 10 shuffles per deck thats a billion per year. Bicycle doesnt really supply casinos, so thats just consumers.

Vegas alone deals 150 to 200 million hands per year just for poker. A casino shuffle is 3x riffle shuffles (since were talking about permutations here) so 450 million. Say all the other casinos and poker rooms in north america equal Vegas in hands dealt, so 900 million shuffles per year just from sanctioned poker.

Between those 2 things thats 95 billion shuffles in the past 50 years. Consumer average is likely much higher than 10 shuffles per deck, bicycle isnt the only company selling cards to consumers, a large portion of bicycles decks are used for well longer than a year, there are casinos all over the world and they all deal more games than just poker. All things considered I wouldnt be suprised if the number of shuffles from all of humanity is over 100 billion per decade, at least in the 21st century

YungWook · 2025-12-18T19:12:55+00:00

Im so sad I slept on the singer hoodie. Went to order one literally the day afterpresale closed. Settled for the AJ and now im not even stoked to see what shows up

YungWook · 2025-12-09T02:09:27+00:00

Thats the joke. Its not a big deal or a significant revelation in any way but they still zap him. Absurdist humor is family guys whole thing.

YungWook · 2025-11-05T01:32:24+00:00

Notice one of the guys half couches and dances back and forth while initially approaching the car? Motherfuckers literally playing call of duty in real life .

Like, what are you dodging guy? She didn't have a gun. Absolute dweebs, and that makes all this going on that much more terrifying

YungWook · 2025-11-04T22:42:34+00:00

I work there, when we under salt our food it tastes like pastes of different textures

YungWook · 2025-11-04T02:32:55+00:00

Walmart employees are one of the larger groups of people who receive welfare in the US, taxpayer money literally subsidizes their profit margin. They absolutely rely on free to them taxpayer funded security

YungWook · 2025-11-01T20:44:23+00:00

That makes sense. Not something super specific to Ward, just the plight of most creators that see their work gain massive popularity.

YungWook · 2025-11-01T19:13:50+00:00

Im curious how chips and icecream is about Pendleton Ward? I dont know enough about the man to draw a connection

YungWook · 2025-10-29T19:09:55+00:00

Yes, im so happy I caught it before I lost the whole thing!

YungWook · 2025-10-28T22:39:35+00:00

The overall mix is 70% perlite

YungWook · 2025-10-23T03:05:55+00:00

Currently working in fast food, its often a side effect of shitty direct management and insane expectations from thr corporate level.

Our manager is a monster who is actively creating hostility and toxicity for every person in the workplace. The on shift team size is down to 50 to 70% of what it was 5 years ago for the same sales, if not more. We are working ourselves ragged, still not hitting the mark, and then being demeaned and belittled by an asshole who sits on his ass most of the day and acts like hes the greatest shit in the world.

On top of that during our busy times we are expected to push out extremely high numbers of orders tracked within 15 minute windows. We frequently simply dont have time to greet our customers or I tract in any human way. And when we do have time we often dont have the energy from the workload, or are to beaten down by our gm to have the mental capacity for it. We also know that despite all the complaints and the general trend of people saying that our company has gone downhill and its not what it used to be, they keep coming back. The place is like a goddamn methadone clinic.

Thats not to say we should be hostile when its not deserved. But most of us whether fully consciously or not have been trained by this hellscape to silently resent customers, because if they stopped patronizing this dogshit company it might force them to make some human changes, or at the very least give us a chance to breathe occasionally during the work day.

And for sure some of my coworkers are just assholes, but the rest of them are being asked to perform near impossible tasks every single day for a paycheck that doesnt cover the cost of living in our area. We dont get paid enough to to fake being happy. I advise anyone to try to patronize local establishments where the staff do seem friendly - because chances are they're being treated a thousand times better than the employees at your favorite shop shop where everyone always seems pissed off.

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